The Outrage Over Clorox’s Harmless Emoji Tweet Is The Worst Thing About The Internet

A Group Of Turkish Students Have Started A Petition To Open A ‘Jedi Temple’ On Their Campus

A Couple Of Tourists Managed To Film A Porno At The Pyramids of Giza And Egypt Is Furious

Witness The Tragedy Of A Giant Snow Penis Being Ruthlessly Demolished By A Bulldozer

A French Hospital Is Under Fire For A Mural That Features A Superhero Gang Rape

Chipotle Removed Pork From Their Menu Temporarily, So Naturally People Blamed Muslims

Hasbro Decided To Replace Their Penis-Shaped ‘Play-Doh’ Toys After Everybody Complained

A Massachusetts Town Was Shocked To Find Their Baby Jesus Stolen And Replaced With A Severed Pig’s Head

Artie Lange Has Been Pulled From Thursday’s @midnight For His ESPN Slave Joke On Twitter

Jon Stewart Actually Apologized On ‘The Daily Show’ For Saying He Didn’t Vote

PETA Is Taking One Direction To Task Over Using A Monkey In The ‘Steal My Girl’ Video

People Are Pretty Upset With Victoria’s Secret’s ‘Perfect Body’ Campaign

Dallas City Tours Probably Regrets Using President John F. Kennedy For This Bus Advertisement

ESPN Suspended Dan Le Batard Because Nobody Has A Sense Of Humor Anymore

Shaquille O’Neal Is Being Sued By Jahmel Binion For Making Fun Of Him On Instagram

The Casting Call For ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Has Offended The Internet

Billboards For FX’s ‘The Strain’ Are Being Taken Down Because They’re Creeping People Out

A Pizza Place In Dallas Has A Lot Of People Freaking Out About Ranch Dressing