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Question Of The Day: Which Coach Had The Bigger Fail – Ozzie Guillen Or Bobby Petrino?

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Oh, leave it to the sports world to generate its fair share of headlines for the week.

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Tiziano Crudeli Is Going To Kill Himself Because Of What's Happening In Soccer

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This is basically what I look like when I'm watching 'The Wire'.

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The 20 Best Ozzie Guillen Misquotes

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Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is currently taking a break from the team’s road trip for <a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/fl-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-0409,0,5347860.story">a pit stop in Miami</a> to dish out a few thousand apologies for a comment he recently made to Time magazine.

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The Dugout Opening Days '12: Miami Marlins

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Ozzie Guillen <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/nationals/marlins-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-for-saying-he-loves-fidel-castro/2012/04/07/gIQAXSnZ2S_story.html" target="_blank">said some bad things</a>.

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Thursday Was A Big Day For Ozzie Guillen News

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If you're already sick of Ozzie Guillen, f***ing strap in, because it's going to be a long summer.

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So Hilarious, Sports Illustrated

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Actually, I give Sports Illustrated a lot of credit for going with that terrible pun on their cover, because I assume that it was meant tongue-in-cheek.

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Hilarious Loser Named White Sox Manager

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Q: How do you replace Ozzie Guillen as the manager of the Chicago White Sox.

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The Dugout: Bienvenido Oz Miami

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Yesterday, we shared with you the news that beloved (cough) Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen has <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/ozzie-guillen-is-taking-his-talents-to-south-beach">parted ways with the organization</a> because he couldn't fly to Spain on their dime and wanted a bigger boat.

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Ozzie Guillen Is Taking His Talents To South Beach

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In baseball news you expect, but never really expect: Ozzie Guillen is expected to become the Marlins' new manager in exchange for infielder Osvaldo Martinez and a minor-league player, MLB.

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Ozzie Guillen On The White Sox: ‘Beep’

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Ozzie Guillen is never at a loss for exciting post-game quotes.

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The Dugout: I’ll Miss You, Macho Man

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/macho-man-randy-savage-1952-2011">"Macho Man" Randy Savage died today</a>.

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Ozzie Guillen Finally Gets Twitter

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As the Chicago White Sox continue to struggle, manager Ozzie Guillen's delightful fiery Venezuelan blood is heating up and that's good news for us.

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Put Ozzie Guillen In Your Tree

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Ozzie Guillen has been the gift that keeps on giving since taking the helm of the Chicago White Sox in 2004.

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Ozzie Guillen Should Rethink This One

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As the Chicago White Sox have joined their North Side counterparts, the Chicago Cubs, in being eliminated from the playoffs, media speculation has once again turned to Mouth of the South Side, Ozzie Guillen, and his future with the White Sox.

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MLB Dealing With Rogue Umpire

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Major League Baseball umpire Joe West is a man of many hats, having first stepped behind the plate in 1976, serving as the president of the World Umpires Association, and being a successful country music singer.

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OZZIE BUYS ‘OZZIE MOWS WRIGLEY’ SHIRT

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Look, I'm not a big fan of the "[Hispanic player/coach] MOWS MY LAWN" shirts; they're long on ethnic stereotyping and short on Teh Funny (and that's coming from a guy <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/ksk-salutes-hispanic-heritage-month.html">that did this post on KSK</a> last year).

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4.23 The Cooler

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Kaitlin, Your Thick Thursday Offering Freda Payne, Thelma Houston, K.C. Casey Embarrass Themselves On American Idol [Newsday] Driven: Nissan 370Z vs. Ford Mustang [Men's Journal] Economy Be Damned: Apple Posts Its Best Second Quarter Earnings Ever [Tech Crunch] Poor DVD Sales Hamper U.S. Film [...].

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OZZIE ADMITS TO ORDERING HITS, CUSSING LOTS

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Amid a typical flurry of Tourette-fueled ranting, Ozzie Guillen<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=Aip2GbE1SlD.q9qVB41IYRs5nYcB?slug=jp-ozziesecret080308&prov=yhoo&type=lgns" target="_blank"> owned up to having opposing hitters beaned</a> in retaliation for when one of his players gets hit.

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THE WHITE SOX ARE CLASSY – UPDATE

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The White Sox tried to break out of their slump by <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/933417,CST-NWS-soxdolls06.article" target="_blank">placing blow-up dolls in their clubhouse</a> on Sunday, and boy did it work out great: they lost the final two games in Toronto as the Blue Jays completed a four-game sweep in which the Sox managed just 16 hits and got shut out twice.

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OZZIE GUILLEN HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR

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Here's a White Sox radio commercial where manager Ozzie Guillen curses at a child.


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