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TANK JOHNSON STANDS UP FOR PACMAN

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Stripper enthusiast Pacman Jones was sent packing to Dallas after the first year of his indefinite ban from the NFL, but commissioner Roger Goodell has yet to grant him reinstatement in the league.

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VEGAS JUST ISN’T PACMAN’S TOWN

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Joining Tony Romo, Charles Barkley and Marge Simpson on the list of public figures with particularly bad gambling problems (the problem being that they're bad at gambling) is otherwise immaculately behaved Cowboys' reinstatement appellant Adam "Pacman" Jones, who is in hock to Caesars Palace to the tune of $20,000, which is a light afternoon drizzle in the grand scheme of money precipitation.

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ST. ANDREW’S NET: TOP HAT THEATRE

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"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.

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PACMAN HAS A NEW HOME

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Troubled cornerback and noted rainmaker Adam "Pacman" Jones has been traded from the Titans to the Cowboys for a fourth-round draft pick and a conditional pick.

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PACMAN JONES HAS TOTALLY MATURED

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Pacman Jones, likely bound for reinstatement into the NFL following a yearlong suspension for his role in a strip club shooting that led to a bouncer's paralysis (the suspension exacerbated, no doubt, by his extensive arrest record for various things like spitting on women), appeared on Michael Irvin's radio show yesterday.

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CHARGES AGAINST PACMAN JONES DROPPED

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On Tuesday we learned that Pacman Jones had allegedly punched a woman in a strip club; today, the woman's complaint has been withdrawn.

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PACMAN JONES, VIOLENT IN A STRIP CLUB? NO!

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It's been almost a year since last year's NBA All-Star Game, when onetime Titans cornerback Pacman Jones was a central figure in a strip club melee that involved the making of rain, a stolen bag of cash, battered strippers (mmm.

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PACMAN JONES ENJOYS FINE DINING

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Listen up, all you sniveling, sarcastic assholes.

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PACMAN JONES HAS A NEW JOB

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I have to give everyone's favorite suspended Titan, Pacman Jones, a little bit of credit.

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MAGGLIO ORDONEZ HAS A BIG BAT, CURLY HAIR

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Magglio Ordonez went 3-for-4 with a double and a home run, accounting for all of Detroit's runs in a 3-2 win over the Twins, the Tigers' second straight one-run win in the series.

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IF ONLY THIS WERE TRUE

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According to one story, Pacman Jones has plans to build a strip club inside his house:But sources say that the stripperphilic athlete soon may be staying at home more—he has approved blueprints to install a strip club in his house.

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PACMAN JONES CHARGED WITH 2 FELONIES

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Pacman Jones continues to fulfill his destiny, as the Clark County D.

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SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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This is gonna be hard for some of you to believe, but there was a shooting outside of a strip club in Decatur, Georgia, and police are -- wait for it -- looking for Pacman Jones.

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JUST FOR FUN: THE PACMAN BILLBOARD

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Many thanks go to commenter John Foley, who was inspired enough by the Joey Porter billboard to redesign it as a Pacman Jones PSA.

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PACMAN JONES REMEMBERED IN SONG

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"Crazy Train" is obviously a kick-ass song.

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THE LEAST SURPRISING STORY EVER

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Sigh... Metro Police spokesman Don Aaron confirmed [Pacman] Jones was issued a citation at 12:45 a.

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PACMAN JONES REALLY LIKES STRIPPERS

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Hey, so remember how Pacman Jones met with NFL commish Roger Goodell in New York City before the head honcho suspended him for a year.

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WHA?

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Don't get me wrong: I love a good Pacman Jones story, but this isn't what I'm talking about.

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TITANS FANS UNITE AGAINST PACMAN

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Titans fans are mad as hell, and they're not gonna take it any more.


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