PACMAN JONES

TANK JOHNSON STANDS UP FOR PACMAN

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Stripper enthusiast Pacman Jones was sent packing to Dallas after the first year of his indefinite ban from the NFL, but commissioner Roger Goodell has yet to grant him reinstatement in the league.

PACMAN JONES

VEGAS JUST ISN’T PACMAN’S TOWN

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Joining Tony Romo, Charles Barkley and Marge Simpson on the list of public figures with particularly bad gambling problems (the problem being that they're bad at gambling) is otherwise immaculately behaved Cowboys' reinstatement appellant <a href="http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/may/23/gambling-debt-chases-pacman/" target="_blank">Adam "Pacman" Jones</a>, who is in hock to Caesars Palace to the tune of $20,000, which is a light afternoon drizzle in the grand scheme of money precipitation.

Roger Clemens

ST. ANDREW’S NET: TOP HAT THEATRE

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"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.

VINCE YOUNG

PACMAN HAS A NEW HOME

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Troubled cornerback and noted rainmaker Adam "Pacman" Jones <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3364138" target="_blank">has been traded</a> from the Titans to the Cowboys for a fourth-round draft pick and a conditional pick.

VINCE YOUNG

PACMAN JONES HAS TOTALLY MATURED

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Pacman Jones, likely bound for reinstatement into the NFL following a yearlong suspension for his role in a strip club shooting that led to a bouncer's paralysis (the suspension exacerbated, no doubt, by his extensive arrest record for various things like spitting on women), appeared on Michael Irvin's radio show yesterday.

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CHARGES AGAINST PACMAN JONES DROPPED

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On Tuesday we learned that Pacman Jones had <a href="../post.phtml?pk=4778">allegedly punched a woman</a> in a strip club; today, the woman's complaint <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5ju_afb1sWCEO3lcttCsiKSLM0j9gD8U793480" target="_blank">has been withdrawn</a>.

TENNESEE TITANS

PACMAN JONES, VIOLENT IN A STRIP CLUB? NO!

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It's been almost a year since last year's NBA All-Star Game, when onetime Titans cornerback Pacman Jones was a central figure in a strip club melee that involved the making of rain, a stolen bag of cash, battered strippers (mmm.

STEVE YOUNG

PACMAN JONES ENJOYS FINE DINING

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Listen up, all you sniveling, sarcastic assholes.

VINCE YOUNG

PACMAN JONES HAS A NEW JOB

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I have to give everyone's favorite suspended Titan, Pacman Jones, a little bit of credit.

#the rock

MAGGLIO ORDONEZ HAS A BIG BAT, CURLY HAIR

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Magglio Ordonez went 3-for-4 with a double and a home run, accounting for all of Detroit's runs in a <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270718109" target="_blank">3-2 win over the Twins</a>, the Tigers' second straight one-run win in the series.

STRIPPERS

IF ONLY THIS WERE TRUE

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According to one story, Pacman Jones has plans to <a href="http://www.nashvillescene.com/Stories/Columns/The_Fabricator/2007/06/28/Private_Dancers/index.shtml" target="_blank">build a strip club inside his house</a>:But sources say that the stripperphilic athlete soon may be staying at home more—he has approved blueprints to install a strip club in his house.

POLICE BLOTTER

PACMAN JONES CHARGED WITH 2 FELONIES

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Pacman Jones continues to fulfill his destiny, as the Clark County D.

POLICE BLOTTER

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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This is gonna be hard for some of you to believe, but there was a shooting outside of a strip club in Decatur, Georgia, and police are -- wait for it -- <a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13519179/detail.html" target="_blank">looking for Pacman Jones</a>.

PACMAN JONES

JUST FOR FUN: THE PACMAN BILLBOARD

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Many thanks go to commenter John Foley, who was inspired enough by the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2951" target="_blank">Joey Porter billboard</a> to redesign it as a Pacman Jones PSA.

VINCE YOUNG

PACMAN JONES REMEMBERED IN SONG

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"Crazy Train" is obviously a kick-ass song.

VINCE YOUNG

THE LEAST SURPRISING STORY EVER

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<a href="http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070512/SPORTS01/705120363/1027" target="_blank">Sigh...</a> Metro Police spokesman Don Aaron confirmed [Pacman] Jones was issued a citation at 12:45 a.

VINCE YOUNG

PACMAN JONES REALLY LIKES STRIPPERS

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Hey, so remember how Pacman Jones met with NFL commish Roger Goodell in New York City before the head honcho <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2580">suspended him for a year</a>.

WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS

WHA?

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Don't get me wrong: I love a good Pacman Jones story, but <a href="http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070413/SPORTS01/704130411/1328/SPORTS" target="_blank">this isn't what I'm talking about</a>.

roger goodell

PACMAN JONES WILL GET THE YEAR OFF

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Pacman Jones <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2832015">has been suspended for the 2007 NFL season</a> by commissioner Roger Goodell.

VINCE YOUNG

TITANS FANS UNITE AGAINST PACMAN

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Titans fans are mad as hell, and they're not gonna take it any more.


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