KANSAS CITY ROYALS

Why Did Homeland Security Confiscate These Kansas City Royals Panties?

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The federal government is shutting down these panties because they it's not approved game-worn underwear...or something like that.

FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS

A Man Is Suing A Surgical Center Because He Woke Up From A Colonoscopy Wearing Pink Panties

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We think we're calling BS on this lawsuit of a man who claims he woke from a colonoscopy wearing pink women's underwear.

SEX WORKERS

You Can Buy Belle Knox’s Panties For A Good Cause

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Buy a porn star's panties, benefit sex workers in Canada.

this is the end

Snoop Dogg And Craig Robinson Really, Really Want You To Take Your Panties Off

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Craig Robinson and Snoop Dogg made a song called "Take Yo Panties Off" for the "This Is the End" soundtrack.

PANTIES

Some Iowa Baseball Players Are Being Haunted By A Ghost That Steals Panties

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I'd like to start off by saying that this is my favorite story of this year.

the dark knight rises

Dark Knight Rises Set Pics: Matthew Modine found your mom’s panties

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Matthew Modine was recently photographed on the New York set of The Dark Knight Rises testing the elastic on a pair of lacy pink panties with a crotch front big enough for even your mom's sweaty jungle muff.

WTF

If You Read One Story Today Involving Bath Salts, Lady’s Underwear And A Dead Goat, Let It Be This One

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Every now and then, a local news outlet -- typically one below the Mason-Dixon line -- will unleash something onto the web so jaw-droppingly insane that, as a person who writes on the internet, I can almost feel myself becoming engorged as I read it.

underwear

What Has Your Panties In A Bunch?

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The Swiss Bank UBS raised an eyebrow or a million last month after it was revealed that the company was forcing its employees to adhere to a 43-page employee handbook that detailed everything about how they dress, from their glasses to their asses.

Twilight

GET YOUR SPARKLING VAMPIRE PANTIES

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<a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-10-29/things-that-exist-robert-pattinson-underwear/" target="_blank">BestWeekEver</a> calls them briefs, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say these Robert Pattinson underpants were actually meant for girls, which would make them panties (which is a very sexy word.

THE UNBORN

SOME GIRL’S BUTT IS IN A MOVIE

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There's something mesmerizing about this new poster for <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=4625" target="_blank">The Unborn</a>, but I can't quite put my finger in it.


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