JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

Let’s Dissect These ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos With GIFs And Snark

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Here's the first clip and a TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', which we will analyze with sarcasm and GIFs.

#gifs

These Five ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos May Show Too Much. Vertically.

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The new TV spot and character "motion posters" for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reveal more than we expected.

CHANNING TATUM

‘G.I. Joe 3′ Has A Screenwriter, Not That It Needs It

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Paramount actually hired a guy with an impressive resume, which is totally unnecessary for a G.I. Joe movie.

DINOSAURS

Michael Bay Hit ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Actors With A Broom (Plus Clips)

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Here are three clips from 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' along with a story about how Michael Bay kept actors in line on set.

hindsight is 20/20

Paramount Thought The Superhero Movie Craze Would Die By 2004

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Rob Liefeld has a hilarious story of why the 'Youngblood' movie didn't get made. No, it's intentionally funny.

more than meets the eye

Three Lucky Cities Will Get To Call Optimus Prime On Uber

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Finally, you can get a ride in Optimus Prime, like the eight-year-old in you always wanted.

Documentaries

‘Turtle Power’ Gives The Ninja Turtles The Documentary They Deserve

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Every fan property gets a documentary, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are no exception.

ADHD

New ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’ Clip Can’t Compete With The Parody Version

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The new clip from 'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' is nearly as subdued as the parody version.

DINOSAURS

The Grimlock Trailer For ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Rolls Out

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Here's the Grimlock trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. Robots punch each other. Some of them look like dinosaurs. Sure, why not?

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Action Figures Reveal Splinter And A Very Pointy Shredder

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The new officially-licensed 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' action figures give us our best look yet at Splinter, Shredder, and more.

#gifs

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Video Reveals Splinter And Rocket Skateboards

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A new TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' gives us a first look at Splinter and at Michelangelo's rocket skateboard. Cowabunga.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Co-Creator Peter Laird Hated The Turtle Noses, Too

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TMNT co-creator Peter Laird politely expresses disappointment in how the turtles looked in the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' trailer. (Plus new posters)

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

Some Genius Put Noses On The New Ninja Turtles, So Consider Your Childhood Un-Raped

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A Reddit user put the snouts back on Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles so that they look more like the Ninja Turtles you remember from your dumb childhood.

AWKWARD ELEVATOR

Meme Watch: Michelangelo From The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer Is Already A Meme

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If we learned anything from yesterday's trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', it's that the new turtles are super creepy. And now they're a meme.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

The First Full Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here!

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The first trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is, um... well... at least we'll get to see Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline come August 8th.

Michael Bay

Here’s A Sneak Peek At The New CGI Ninja Turtles And Boy Do They Look Weird

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Ever wondered what a Ninja Turtle created by Michael Bay and the Wrath of the Titans guy looks like?

PARAMOUNT

'Anchorman' Director Adam McKay Is Directing Michael Lewis's 'The Big Short'

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'Anchorman 2' director Adam McKay is trading Will Ferrell's dick for the financial crisis.

NOAH

The Pope Blessed Russell Crowe, Just Not His Movie

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The Pope has blessed Russell Crowe while declining to watch his movie.

BIBLE MOVIES

The Pope Canceled His Meeting With Russell Crowe :-(

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Russell Crowe wanted to meet with The Pope, but he said he gave up Australians for Lent.


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