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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Video Reveals Splinter And Rocket Skateboards

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A new TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' gives us a first look at Splinter and at Michelangelo's rocket skateboard. Cowabunga.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Co-Creator Peter Laird Hated The Turtle Noses, Too

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TMNT co-creator Peter Laird politely expresses disappointment in how the turtles looked in the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' trailer. (Plus new posters)

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

Some Genius Put Noses On The New Ninja Turtles, So Consider Your Childhood Un-Raped

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A Reddit user put the snouts back on Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles so that they look more like the Ninja Turtles you remember from your dumb childhood.

AWKWARD ELEVATOR

Meme Watch: Michelangelo From The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer Is Already A Meme

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If we learned anything from yesterday's trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', it's that the new turtles are super creepy. And now they're a meme.

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

The First Full Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here!

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The first trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is, um... well... at least we'll get to see Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline come August 8th.

Michael Bay

Here’s A Sneak Peek At The New CGI Ninja Turtles And Boy Do They Look Weird

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Ever wondered what a Ninja Turtle created by Michael Bay and the Wrath of the Titans guy looks like?

PARAMOUNT

'Anchorman' Director Adam McKay Is Directing Michael Lewis's 'The Big Short'

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'Anchorman 2' director Adam McKay is trading Will Ferrell's dick for the financial crisis.

NOAH

The Pope Blessed Russell Crowe, Just Not His Movie

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The Pope has blessed Russell Crowe while declining to watch his movie.

BIBLE MOVIES

The Pope Canceled His Meeting With Russell Crowe :-(

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Russell Crowe wanted to meet with The Pope, but he said he gave up Australians for Lent.

BOOK ADAPTATIONS

Paramount’s Miley Cyrus Young Adult Franchise ‘Wake’ Finally Has A Writer

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'Rango' scribe James Ward Byrkit has signed on for Paramount's 'Wake' adaptation, which tells the story of a girl (Miley Cyrus) who can enter our dreams.

DAVE POSAMENTIER

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Paramount wants to remake 'Explorers', the 1985 Joe Dante sci-fi movie about Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and some other kid building a spaceship.

Kelsey Grammer

The Trailer For 'Trans4mers: Rage Of Xxxtinction' Is Finally Here

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The first full trailer for Trans4mers stars Mark Wahlberg, dinosaurs, a hot chick, and Kelsey Grammer.

JACK REYNOR

The Full Theatrical Trailer For 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Rolls Out

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Here's the full theatrical trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. Robots punch each other. Some of them look like dinosaurs. Sure, why not?

PARAMOUNT

Set Phasers To Fun: A Star Trek Theme Park Is Coming Soon!

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Spain's Paramount Park Murcia will include several Star Trek themed attractions when it opens in late 2015.

MARKETING TO CHRISTIANS

Paramount Is Adding A Disclaimer To ‘Noah’ Ads Because Jesus Said So

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Paramount is adding a disclaimer to their 'Noah' marketing so that people know it's a Russell Crowe movie and not literal truth from the mouth of Yahweh.

Darren Aronofsky

Paramount Isn’t Happy With Variety’s Report On A ‘Faith-Driven Consumer’ Poll About ‘Noah’

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After Variety loosely tied 'Noah' to a survey from Faith Based Consumers, Paramount issued a statement about the film's acceptance from religious people.

GRIMSBY

Sacha Baron Cohen Praises Paramount For Letting Leo Do Coke Out Of A Hooker’s Butt

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In thanking Paramount for a new deal, Sacha Baron Cohen cited the studio's willingness to let Leonardo DiCaprio snort coke from a hooker's butt.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Come With Me If You Want To Know Who Should Play Kyle Reese In ‘Terminator: Genesis’

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The role of Kyle Reese in 'Terminator: Genesis' narrows down to two guys, but we know who should really get the part.

JACK REYNOR

DINOBOTS! ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’ Expels A Super Bowl Spot

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Here's the Super Bowl teaser for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. It has Dinobots, base-jumping robots, and absolutely no Shia LaBeouf!

JONATHAN LIEBESMAN

Check Out The New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ In Leaked Photos

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Pictures of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' maquettes and Shredder concept art have leaked. Radical or bogus?


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