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Michael Bay Will Graciously Let Someone Else Direct Transformers 5

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Michael Bay says he'll be passing the baton to a new director for Trans5mers, as if it even needs a director.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Getting A Sequel Because F*ck You

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Paramount has announced plans for a sequel to the 19%-on-RottenTomatoes Ninja Turtles movie. Because f*ck you, you'll see it.

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Honest Trailers Destroys Any Fond Memories Of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze’

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Screen Junkies just debuted a timely Honest Trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze'.

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New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos Make With The Fart Jokes

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Paramount has released several new videos from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', opening this Friday whether you want it or not.

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Paramount Has Apologized For That Unfortunate ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Poster

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Paramount has apologized for putting out a poster for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' that many found insensitive.

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Let’s Dissect These ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos With GIFs And Snark

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Here's the first clip and a TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', which we will analyze with sarcasm and GIFs.

#gifs

These Five ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos May Show Too Much. Vertically.

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The new TV spot and character "motion posters" for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reveal more than we expected.

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‘G.I. Joe 3′ Has A Screenwriter, Not That It Needs It

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Paramount actually hired a guy with an impressive resume, which is totally unnecessary for a G.I. Joe movie.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

Michael Bay Hit ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Actors With A Broom (Plus Clips)

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Here are three clips from 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' along with a story about how Michael Bay kept actors in line on set.

#Twitter

Paramount Thought The Superhero Movie Craze Would Die By 2004

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Rob Liefeld has a hilarious story of why the 'Youngblood' movie didn't get made. No, it's intentionally funny.

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Three Lucky Cities Will Get To Call Optimus Prime On Uber

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Finally, you can get a ride in Optimus Prime, like the eight-year-old in you always wanted.

#Documentaries

‘Turtle Power’ Gives The Ninja Turtles The Documentary They Deserve

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Every fan property gets a documentary, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are no exception.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

New ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’ Clip Can’t Compete With The Parody Version

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The new clip from 'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' is nearly as subdued as the parody version.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

The Grimlock Trailer For ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Rolls Out

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Here's the Grimlock trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. Robots punch each other. Some of them look like dinosaurs. Sure, why not?

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Action Figures Reveal Splinter And A Very Pointy Shredder

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The new officially-licensed 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' action figures give us our best look yet at Splinter, Shredder, and more.

#gifs

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Video Reveals Splinter And Rocket Skateboards

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A new TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' gives us a first look at Splinter and at Michelangelo's rocket skateboard. Cowabunga.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Co-Creator Peter Laird Hated The Turtle Noses, Too

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TMNT co-creator Peter Laird politely expresses disappointment in how the turtles looked in the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' trailer. (Plus new posters)

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Some Genius Put Noses On The New Ninja Turtles, So Consider Your Childhood Un-Raped

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A Reddit user put the snouts back on Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles so that they look more like the Ninja Turtles you remember from your dumb childhood.

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Meme Watch: Michelangelo From The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer Is Already A Meme

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If we learned anything from yesterday's trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', it's that the new turtles are super creepy. And now they're a meme.


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