#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The First Full Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here!

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The first trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is, um... well... at least we'll get to see Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline come August 8th.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Here’s A Sneak Peek At The New CGI Ninja Turtles And Boy Do They Look Weird

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Ever wondered what a Ninja Turtle created by Michael Bay and the Wrath of the Titans guy looks like?

THE BIG SHORT

'Anchorman' Director Adam McKay Is Directing Michael Lewis's 'The Big Short'

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'Anchorman 2' director Adam McKay is trading Will Ferrell's dick for the financial crisis.

RUSSELL CROWE

The Pope Blessed Russell Crowe, Just Not His Movie

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The Pope has blessed Russell Crowe while declining to watch his movie.

RUSSELL CROWE

The Pope Canceled His Meeting With Russell Crowe :-(

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Russell Crowe wanted to meet with The Pope, but he said he gave up Australians for Lent.

#Miley Cyrus

Paramount’s Miley Cyrus Young Adult Franchise ‘Wake’ Finally Has A Writer

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'Rango' scribe James Ward Byrkit has signed on for Paramount's 'Wake' adaptation, which tells the story of a girl (Miley Cyrus) who can enter our dreams.

why god why?

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Paramount wants to remake 'Explorers', the 1985 Joe Dante sci-fi movie about Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and some other kid building a spaceship.

#TRAILERS

The Trailer For 'Trans4mers: Rage Of Xxxtinction' Is Finally Here

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The first full trailer for Trans4mers stars Mark Wahlberg, dinosaurs, a hot chick, and Kelsey Grammer.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

The Full Theatrical Trailer For 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Rolls Out

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Here's the full theatrical trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. Robots punch each other. Some of them look like dinosaurs. Sure, why not?

#Star Trek

Set Phasers To Fun: A Star Trek Theme Park Is Coming Soon!

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Spain's Paramount Park Murcia will include several Star Trek themed attractions when it opens in late 2015.

RUSSELL CROWE

Paramount Is Adding A Disclaimer To ‘Noah’ Ads Because Jesus Said So

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Paramount is adding a disclaimer to their 'Noah' marketing so that people know it's a Russell Crowe movie and not literal truth from the mouth of Yahweh.

VARIETY

Paramount Isn’t Happy With Variety’s Report On A ‘Faith-Driven Consumer’ Poll About ‘Noah’

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After Variety loosely tied 'Noah' to a survey from Faith Based Consumers, Paramount issued a statement about the film's acceptance from religious people.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

Sacha Baron Cohen Praises Paramount For Letting Leo Do Coke Out Of A Hooker’s Butt

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In thanking Paramount for a new deal, Sacha Baron Cohen cited the studio's willingness to let Leonardo DiCaprio snort coke from a hooker's butt.

#Arnold Schwarzenegger

Come With Me If You Want To Know Who Should Play Kyle Reese In ‘Terminator: Genesis’

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The role of Kyle Reese in 'Terminator: Genesis' narrows down to two guys, but we know who should really get the part.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

DINOBOTS! ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’ Expels A Super Bowl Spot

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Here's the Super Bowl teaser for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. It has Dinobots, base-jumping robots, and absolutely no Shia LaBeouf!

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Check Out The New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ In Leaked Photos

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Pictures of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' maquettes and Shredder concept art have leaked. Radical or bogus?

The New Hollywood

Robert Evans Is Producing A Wild, Coke-Fueled Series Based On 70s Era Hollywood, So Get Excited

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Legendary movie producer Robert Evans is out to make a series based on Hollywood in the wild, risky, coke-fueled 70s. We're already excited.

why god why?

‘The Naked Gun’ Is Getting A Reboot Starring Ed Helms As Frank Drebin

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Paramount has tabbed Ed Helms to play Frank Drebin in a reboot of 'The Naked Gun' that is completely unnecessary.

unnecessary sequels

Brett Ratner Is Directing Beverly Hills Cop 4 Starring Eddie Murphy (Again)

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Back at Paramount after his split with Disney, Lone Ranger producer Jerry Bruckheimer's first project will reportedly be Beverly Hills Cop 4, starring Eddie Murphy, and directed by everyone's favorite, Brett Ratner.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

Michael Bay Just Won’t Apologize For ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’

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Michael Bay posted a correction for his own quote, and here are some new 'Transformers: Age Of Extinction' pictures while we're at it.


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