TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

The Grimlock Trailer For ‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ Rolls Out

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Here's the Grimlock trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. Robots punch each other. Some of them look like dinosaurs. Sure, why not?

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Action Figures Reveal Splinter And A Very Pointy Shredder

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The new officially-licensed 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' action figures give us our best look yet at Splinter, Shredder, and more.

#gifs

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Video Reveals Splinter And Rocket Skateboards

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A new TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' gives us a first look at Splinter and at Michelangelo's rocket skateboard. Cowabunga.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Co-Creator Peter Laird Hated The Turtle Noses, Too

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TMNT co-creator Peter Laird politely expresses disappointment in how the turtles looked in the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' trailer. (Plus new posters)

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Some Genius Put Noses On The New Ninja Turtles, So Consider Your Childhood Un-Raped

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A Reddit user put the snouts back on Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles so that they look more like the Ninja Turtles you remember from your dumb childhood.

#MEMES

Meme Watch: Michelangelo From The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Trailer Is Already A Meme

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If we learned anything from yesterday's trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', it's that the new turtles are super creepy. And now they're a meme.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The First Full Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here!

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The first trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is, um... well... at least we'll get to see Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline come August 8th.

#Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Here’s A Sneak Peek At The New CGI Ninja Turtles And Boy Do They Look Weird

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Ever wondered what a Ninja Turtle created by Michael Bay and the Wrath of the Titans guy looks like?

THE BIG SHORT

'Anchorman' Director Adam McKay Is Directing Michael Lewis's 'The Big Short'

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'Anchorman 2' director Adam McKay is trading Will Ferrell's dick for the financial crisis.

RUSSELL CROWE

The Pope Blessed Russell Crowe, Just Not His Movie

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The Pope has blessed Russell Crowe while declining to watch his movie.

RUSSELL CROWE

The Pope Canceled His Meeting With Russell Crowe :-(

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Russell Crowe wanted to meet with The Pope, but he said he gave up Australians for Lent.

#Miley Cyrus

Paramount’s Miley Cyrus Young Adult Franchise ‘Wake’ Finally Has A Writer

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'Rango' scribe James Ward Byrkit has signed on for Paramount's 'Wake' adaptation, which tells the story of a girl (Miley Cyrus) who can enter our dreams.

why god why?

Paramount Is Remaking 'Explorers' Because We Can't Have Nice Things

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Paramount wants to remake 'Explorers', the 1985 Joe Dante sci-fi movie about Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and some other kid building a spaceship.

#TRAILERS

The Trailer For 'Trans4mers: Rage Of Xxxtinction' Is Finally Here

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The first full trailer for Trans4mers stars Mark Wahlberg, dinosaurs, a hot chick, and Kelsey Grammer.

TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION

The Full Theatrical Trailer For 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' Rolls Out

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Here's the full theatrical trailer for 'Transformers: Age of Extinction'. Robots punch each other. Some of them look like dinosaurs. Sure, why not?

#Star Trek

Set Phasers To Fun: A Star Trek Theme Park Is Coming Soon!

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Spain's Paramount Park Murcia will include several Star Trek themed attractions when it opens in late 2015.

RUSSELL CROWE

Paramount Is Adding A Disclaimer To ‘Noah’ Ads Because Jesus Said So

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Paramount is adding a disclaimer to their 'Noah' marketing so that people know it's a Russell Crowe movie and not literal truth from the mouth of Yahweh.

VARIETY

Paramount Isn’t Happy With Variety’s Report On A ‘Faith-Driven Consumer’ Poll About ‘Noah’

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After Variety loosely tied 'Noah' to a survey from Faith Based Consumers, Paramount issued a statement about the film's acceptance from religious people.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET

Sacha Baron Cohen Praises Paramount For Letting Leo Do Coke Out Of A Hooker’s Butt

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In thanking Paramount for a new deal, Sacha Baron Cohen cited the studio's willingness to let Leonardo DiCaprio snort coke from a hooker's butt.


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