KIM KARDASHIAN

Leo DiCaprio Refused To Be Anywhere Near Where ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Was Filming

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When it came to being filmed for 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Leo DiCaprio was like LOL NOPE.

CANNES

Are Justin Bieber And Paris Hilton Doing It? A Serious Investigation

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Paris Hilton and Justin Bieber are totally doing it in Cannes. Either that or they're absolutely not, at all whatsoever.

DJ CAT

Watch These DJ Kittens Lay Down Some Funky Fresh Beats

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These adorable kittens are getting some WERK done on these slick tracks.

gross

You’ll Definitely Want To Punch This Self-Proclaimed ‘Most Vain’ 17-Year-Old Australian Boy In The Face

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Kurt Coleman is a 17-year-old "celebrity" in Australia due to a huge following on social media which he fills with selfies of himself. You're welcome.

paris hilton

Human Cockroach Paris Hilton Won $50,000 Playing Blackjack In Atlantic City

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Because life is not fair, Paris Hilton won $50,000 playing blackjack on Sunday night.

CLUBBING

Paris Hilton Claims To Be One Of The Top Five DJs In The World. And She Might Be Right.

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Did you know Paris Hilton was back in the public eye? I certainly didn't until now and I wish I didn't once again.

LIES

A Fake Paris Hilton Tweet Is Getting More Attention Than Nelson Mandela’s Death

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Paris Hilton lashed out on Twitter about a fake Tweet that had people thinking she confused Nelson Mandela with Martin Luther King, Jr.

Cash Money

Paris Hilton’s New Album Is Almost Done, Followed By Her Very First Resort

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In a new interview with the Daily Beast, Paris Hilton talked about her new dance album, the story behind The Bling Ring and comparisons to Kim Kardashian.

make it stop

Lil Wayne Signed Paris Hilton To His Record Label Just Like ‘Revelations’ Said He Would

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Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne are making music together because we don't deserve nice things.

I Feel Weird

David Letterman Blindfolded Paris Hilton And Made America Feel Weird

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David Letterman had Paris Hilton take a smell test for her fragrances.

Emma Watson

Sofia Coppola’s ‘The Bling Ring’ Has A Trailer

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Remember a few years ago when Paris Hilton was still kind of famous for that sex tape, and she was freaking out because someone broke into her house and stole stuff and everyone thought, “Oh great, another sex tape”.

Music

Oh Good, Lil Wayne And Paris Hilton Recorded A Song Called 'I Wanna Bang You' Together

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Thank God. I was wondering when the song of the year was going to come out.

#Animals

Two Kangaroos Photobomb Paris Hilton In The Most Fitting Way Possible

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This is perfect in so many ways, but mostly that two kangaroos clearly watched "A Night in Paris."

idiots

Paris Hilton, On Gays Who Use Grindr: ‘Most Of Them Probably Have AIDS’

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A recording of Paris Hilton discussing how disgusting gay people are, and how they all have AIDS, has made its way online, via Radar.

FCC

The Supreme Court Hears the Argument For and Against TV Nudity

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<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/index-in.mhtml"> Earlier this week, the Federal Communications Commission and Fox Television Stations went before the Supreme Court to argue whether the FCC’s current indecency standards are too vague. (They are.) It’s an attempt by lovers of boobs and the F-word everywhere to overturn a ruling from 1978, which banned TV and radio material deemed “indecent, but not obscene.” Because the FCC said so, that’s why. From the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/11/opinion/one-first-amendment.html">New York Times</a>: The FCC’s policy prohibits indecent material and profane speech between 6 a.

AMANDA SEYFRIED

The Hilarious (And Dead On) Celebrity Caricatures Of Cartoonist Pete Emslie

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When I was a kid, my favorite part of my family's summer trips to Walt Disney World was when my parents would be released from the detaining area after they'd try to run on restaurant checks.

OXYGEN

Ha Ha, Paris Hilton got Canceled

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It's well-documented that Oxygen's "The World According to Paris" bombed from the get-go (something that Hilton naturally <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/06/paris-hilton-is-mad-dumb">blamed on the network</a>); therefore, it's no surprise that Oxygen is canceling the show.

DINOSAURS

Paris Hilton Is Mad, Dumb

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There was a period of time in America where Paris Hilton garnered attention and headlines everywhere she went, thanks to the twin assault of a hit reality show ('The Simple Life") and getting stuffed in nightvision.


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