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Oh Good, Lil Wayne And Paris Hilton Recorded A Song Called 'I Wanna Bang You' Together

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Thank God. I was wondering when the song of the year was going to come out.

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Sounds Of The Apocalypse: Paris Hilton & Lil Wayne Debut Their “Last Night” Duet

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Paris Hilton's new song "Last Night" (or it could be titled "I Wanna Bang You," as <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/20/lil-wayne-raps-with-paris-hilton-i-want-to-be-in-her/">TMZ</a> reports) proves the Mayans were definitely on to something.

#Animals

Two Kangaroos Photobomb Paris Hilton In The Most Fitting Way Possible

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This is perfect in so many ways, but mostly that two kangaroos clearly watched "A Night in Paris."

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Paris Hilton, On Gays Who Use Grindr: ‘Most Of Them Probably Have AIDS’

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A recording of Paris Hilton discussing how disgusting gay people are, and how they all have AIDS, has made its way online, via Radar.

SMOKE BREAK

Bruno Mars’ Former Coke Case Prosecutor? Yeah, He Caught A Crack Charge

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<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/bruno-mars-prosecutor-sentenced-months-jail-felony-crack-possession-article-1.1029569">NYDN:</a> "A former top Las Vegas drug prosecutor who handled the high-profile Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars cocaine possession plea deals was sentenced Monday to nine months in county jail in a felony crack possession case.

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The Supreme Court Hears the Argument For and Against TV Nudity

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<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/index-in.mhtml"> Earlier this week, the Federal Communications Commission and Fox Television Stations went before the Supreme Court to argue whether the FCC’s current indecency standards are too vague. (They are.) It’s an attempt by lovers of boobs and the F-word everywhere to overturn a ruling from 1978, which banned TV and radio material deemed “indecent, but not obscene.” Because the FCC said so, that’s why. From the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/11/opinion/one-first-amendment.html">New York Times</a>: The FCC’s policy prohibits indecent material and profane speech between 6 a.

#bill murray

The Hilarious (And Dead On) Celebrity Caricatures Of Cartoonist Pete Emslie

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When I was a kid, my favorite part of my family's summer trips to Walt Disney World was when my parents would be released from the detaining area after they'd try to run on restaurant checks.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PARIS

Ha Ha, Paris Hilton got Canceled

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It's well-documented that Oxygen's "The World According to Paris" bombed from the get-go (something that Hilton naturally <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/06/paris-hilton-is-mad-dumb">blamed on the network</a>); therefore, it's no surprise that Oxygen is canceling the show.

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PARIS

Paris Hilton Is Mad, Dumb

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There was a period of time in America where Paris Hilton garnered attention and headlines everywhere she went, thanks to the twin assault of a hit reality show ('The Simple Life") and getting stuffed in nightvision.

SHANE MOSLEY

Pacquiao is Paris Hilton’s New BFF

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In a blog post that would've gotten tons of traffic maybe six years ago, Manny Pacquiao celebrated his decision-by-way-of-inevitability victory over Sugar Shane Mosley by hanging out with socialite turned porn star turned pop culture icon turned something turned nobody Paris Hilton.

#FAMILY GUY

3.24 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=178486"> Khrysti Hill Jimmer Fredette Is The Next Billy Hoyle <a href="http://www.edthesportsfan.com/2011/03/jimmer-fredette-is-next-billy-hoyle.html">[ETSF]</a> Chris Brown’s Circle of Celebrity Friends Hold Him Down Post Cunty Episode <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/03/23/quick-flicks-17">[C&D]</a> Justin Vernon Says New Bon Iver Album Due Out In June <a href="http://www.prefixmag.com/news/justin-vernon-says-new-bon-iver-album-due-out-in-j/50529/">[Prefix]</a> Twitter Beef Round Dos.

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The Daily Sheen: Op-Ed Pages

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Okay, I think we've survived the worst of Hurricane Charlie's strafing runs.

THE COOLER

2.8 The Cooler

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Milan Kimble Lil Wayne Pays Back $1.13 Million In Taxes [HHDX] The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You [Nature Animals] T-Pain Says He’s Going To Leak His Own Album [TUD] Naturi Naughton To Become Playboy Bunny [Vibe] The Most Powerful Colors on the [...].

SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

Paris Hilton’s favorite movie scene

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Everyone's favorite lazy-eyed comedumpster (also my nickname in middle school), Paris Hilton, recently sat down with <a href="http://www.movieline.com/2011/01/paris-hilton-plays-movielines-my-favorite-scene.php" target="_blank">Movieline</a> for an interview, where she was promoting.

YAO MING

12.21 The Cooler

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=155851"> Brittanya O'Campo Amber Rose To Star In Her Own Reality Show “Behind My Shades” <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/gossip-news/shamika-sanders/amber-rose-to-star-in-her-own-reality-show-behind-my-shades/">[TUD]</a> Italian Lesbians Sell Cars <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/12/italian-lesbians-sell-cars">[Warming Glow]</a> DMX's Wife Claims He Was 'Set Up' By Phoenix Authorities <a href="http://www.thebvx.com/2010/12/17/daily-smh-dmxs-wife-claims-he-was-set-up-by-phoenix-authorit/">[The BVX]</a> Are You Getting Laid More This Holiday Season.

THE COOLER

10.1 The Cooler

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Renee Divine Battle Of The Butts: Deelishis vs Serena Williams [The Urban Daily] The 50 Most Racist TV Shows Of All Time [Complex] Twitter Trends Poke Fun at Bishop Eddie Long [The BVX] Dwight Howard Is A Musical Genius [With Leather] Beyonce Spotted Dancing In [...].

Spotlight

Japan Bans Paris

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/08/paris-hilton-gets-soulja-boy-high"> For now, <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jz5-rV8c2xj6rJTVpB3tPPmWScJQD9ICRPH04">the Japanese don't want to deal Paris Hilton</a> and <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/08/paris-hilton-gets-soulja-boy-high">her penchant for powder</a>.

TYREKE EVANS

8.29 The Cooler

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Portia Broome How Gun Silencers Really Work [Gizmodo] A Brief History Of Tame One [Wax Poetics] Paris Hilton Mug Shot: So Pretty [TMZ] Top 10 Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys [Blippitt] NBA Suspends Evans, Rush and Others [Slam] The Many Faces of Drake [...].

TUPAC SHAKUR

The Week That Was: The China White Edition

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/08/kat-stacks-alleges-that-soulja-boy-uses-cocaine"> As we close another week at TSS that was only built for Cuban Linx, get your face numb with the best hits of the past seven days. -- Pro athletes can still be<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/08/the-10-worst-dad-decisions-in-sports-history"> dead beat daddies</a>.


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