Posts Tagged: paris hilton

DEAD PEOPLE

STOP THIS ALREADY

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This is It premiered last night and <a href="http://twitter.com/iamBenLyons/status/5236250073" target="_blank">everyone loved it</a> and blah blah blah.

LAWSUITS

SURPRISE: CASTING PARIS HILTON WAS DUMB

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In an epic display of chutzpah (that's Jew talk for lettin' your nuts swing), the producers of Pledge This, who put Paris Hilton in their movie back in '06, turned around and sued her for $8 million dollars, claiming she didn't promote the film like she'd agreed to.

paris hilton

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ATTENTION WHORES

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On the set of her new reality show, "Can Dolphins Get Herpes.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

RONALDO ALMOST CERTAINLY DID PARIS HILTON

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As the athlete's celebratory cry for the team achievement has long been, "I'm going to Disneyland," the new exclamation for the more provocative sportsman might be, "I'm gonna blow a load into Paris Hilton.

Documentaries

THE PARIS HILTON SKANKUMENTARY

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The Paris Hilton documentary Paris, Not France (which takes its name from Hilton's manager, who says when tweens hear "Paris" they think Hilton, not France) just released this three-minute teaser-trailer.

CBS

OH NO, WATCH OUT JIMMY FALLON!

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A good way to lose your finger Jimmy Fallon will make his semi-anticipated debut on NBC's "Late Night" this Monday (March 2nd) with guest Robert DeNiro and house band The Roots, but CBS has a devious plan to steal hype and viewers from the new program.

DOGG AFTER DARK

LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE

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Here's a clip from Snoop Dogg's new MTV show "Dogg After Dark" (more on that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/02/snoop-dogg-gets-a-variety-show/">here</a>) in which Snoop and Paris Hilton freestyle rap.

CHRIS TUCKER

THE 10 CREEPIEST PICTURES OF BRETT RATNER

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Brett Ratner, Roman Polanski, and his 14-year-old daughter Morgane.

happiness

HOFFMAN SHOULD’VE WON AN OSCAR FOR THIS

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Paris Hilton has joined the cast of director Todd Solondz' upcoming <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2595">sequel to his 1998 movie Happiness</a>, and while this isn't exactly good news, it does give me yet another excuse to clips from the original.

DARREN LYNN BOUSMAN

REPO DIRECTOR HATES BEING CALLED A D-BAG

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5573" target="_blank">Repo the Genetic Opera</a> is a goth musical rock opera starring Paris Hilton, and as you can imagine it's getting some <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/repo_the_genetic_opera/?page=1&critic=approved&sortby=date&name_order=asc&view=#contentReviews" target="_blank">pretty terrible reviews</a>.

paris hilton

PARIS HILTON GETS A VADGE INJECTION

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Lovely FilmDrunkard Erica directed my attention to this new extended clip from Repo: The Genetic Opera.

MARTIN SHEEN

APOCALYPSE NOW

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Hands on the table, goddammit.

Crap

OH DEAR GOD NO

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At some point, Darren Lynn Bousman must have crept into my nightmares because he has somehow managed to combine almost everything I hate into one movie, as this recently released clip from Repo.

Crap

PARIS HILTON IN A FUTURISTIC MUSICAL

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After the jump, I've got the trailer for Repo.

box office

PARIS HILTON IS A SUCCESS

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According to weekend <a href="http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/">estimates</a>, The Hottie and the Nottie grossed an astounding $25,000 on 111 screens, giving it a per-screen average of $225 and placing it 46th at the box office, just behind Taxi to the Dark Side and Teeth.

CLIPS

A HARD-HITTING INTERVIEW

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Collider today has this interview (<a href="http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp?aid=6864&tcid=1">watch it here</a>) with Hottie and the Nottie co-skanks Paris Hilton and Christine Lakin.

CLIPS

SUNDANCE SHOCKER: PARIS IS STILL TRASH

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Just in case you needed proof that life sucks and the world's not fair, Heath Ledger is dead while Paris Hilton is alive and promoting a <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=837">movie</a> at the Sundance Film Festival.


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