A New York Knicks Fan Came Down From The Mountaintop With The Ultimate Knicks Fan Rant

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The New York Knicks have problems, but one frustrated, passionate man knows the reasons for everything.


Russ Bengtson & DJ Clark Kent Talk Kicks With Patrick Ewing

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Listening to people dissect shoes with words isn't the most memorable thing to do with one's time.


Size Always Mattered: A Definitive Gallery Of The NBA’s Tallest Humanitarian Manute Bol

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Last week, when we discovered Old Spice’s amazing video game, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/say-goodbye-to-the-rest-of-your-week-heres-a-dikembe-mutombo-video-game">Dikembe Mutombo’s 4 ½ Weeks to Save the World</a>, and once I was done playing it for 72 hours (catch the damn ballots, you morons.


Jalen Rose Recalls The Time He Stole Patrick Ewing’s TV

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Grantland and Jalen Rose have made the Internuts a better place with their Story Time With Jalen Rose segments.


Coming Attractions: Ewing 33 Hi

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Patrick Ewing holds a place in basketball lore for a multitude of memories and moments.


10 Examples Of Karma Biting Teams In The A**

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You don’t have to be a praying man to believe that what goes around comes around.


ROFLMNBAO: The Long, Fashionable History Of Ridiculous Glasses In The NBA

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With the table now set for the NBA Finals, as the Miami Heat will take on the Oklahoma City Thunder starting tomorrow night at 9 PM, I wanted to address a very important topic before we get all analytical on your asses.


Patrick Ewing To Join Jordan’s Charlotte Bobcats As Head Coach?

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<a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--bobcats-to-interview-mike-malone.html;_ylt=AtADIokpj0GkSak.8d6BzXq8vLYF">Yahoo:</a> "Orlando Magic assistant <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--bobcats-to-interview-mike-malone.html;_ylt=AtADIokpj0GkSak.8d6BzXq8vLYF">Patrick Ewing will interview</a> for the Charlotte Bobcats head-coaching job, league sources told <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--bobcats-to-interview-mike-malone.html;_ylt=AtADIokpj0GkSak.8d6BzXq8vLYF">Yahoo! Sports</a>.


The New Big Three

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One of my professional goals is to make an appearance on Sesame Street and teach Grover the difference between two obvious things he should've organically learned about at some point over the last forty years.


“I Had The Black Delta Force, Blue In The Front…”

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"Back when Jordan was flyin' and Ewing could dunk" - <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQT2CKNKX5w">Lloyd Banks</a> Yeah, back when Ewing could still dunk and not simply <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/pippen-abuse.gif">get dunked on</a>.


“Patrick Chewing”

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Words By Jason Hortillas For my Knicks fans, at least you have something you can laugh about.



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Cast photo from Roots: The 9th Generation Adrian Dantley, Patrick Ewing, Hakeem Olajuwon, Pat Riley, Cathy Rush, and (ugh) Dick Vitale were all <a href="http://slamonline.com/online/2008/09/completing-the-journey/" target="_blank">inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame</a> this weekend.

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