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Conan Proves That Patton Oswalt Is The Punching Bag Of Hollywood With This Hilarious Supercut

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Patton Oswalt shows he can take a punch and a few bullets too via this violent supercut from 'Conan.'


Patton Oswalt Responded To An Offer To Buy His Tweets With Yet Another Internet-Winning Moment

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If you try to buy Patton Oswalt's integrity, you're gonna have a bad time.


‘I F–ked Up’: Shia LaBeouf Apologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes, Twitter Responds

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Shia LaBeouf just apologized on Twitter for plagiarizing Daniel Clowes' comic, and the Twitter responses are glorious.


Patton Oswalt Calls Shenanigans On Batman, Relays His Final Wishes

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On 'The Pete Holmes Show', Patton Oswalt called shenanigans on Batman and suggested what to do for his funeral.


Patton Oswalt Visits ‘The Pete Holmes Show’ And Ruins Corn On The Cob Forever

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Patton Oswalt visited 'The Pete Holmes Show' and described his audience by ruining corn on the cob for everyone.


Hooray! Patton Oswalt is hosting the Independent Spirit Awards

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Patton Oswalt is hosting this year's Independent Spirit Awards, so get ready for awesomely obscure film nerd jokes.

The Best Tweets From Patton Oswalt’s Hilariously Vulgar #CareerEndingTwitterTypos Hashtag

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Patton Oswalt wins the Internet again. It won't be the last time, either.


Patton Oswalt’s TED Talk Looks Incredible

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Patton Oswalt is a modern day renaissance man, and this trailer for his upcoming TED Talk paints him as the smartest person in the world. Ever. Probably.


Some Weirdo Actually Made The Meal Described In Patton Oswalt’s ‘Black Angus’ Routine

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Only a true Patton Oswalt fan would make the meal he described during his infamous "Blank Angus" routine. Also, obese people.


Prepare Yourself: The ‘Star Wars’ Spinoffs Will All Be Origin Stories. Han Solo Shoots First?

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Disney CFO Jay Rasulo offers an update about the 'Star Wars' spin-off films, merchandising, and tentpole movie budgets.


Patton Oswalt’s ‘Conan’ Visit Was Just One Big Wonderful Joke Session

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Patton Oswalt should be on every late night show every night of the week.

Patton Oswalt’s Fake Movie Ideas On Twitter Sound Better Than Most Real Movies

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Patton Oswalt's "RAPE CULTURE" is better than any actual movie you'll see in 2013.


Patton Oswalt Defends Ben Affleck Batman Casting. What A Wicked Pissah.

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Patton Oswalt was among those making jokes about Ben Affleck playing Batman. Now he's posted an impassioned plea in favor of Ben Affleck.


‘The Kitchen Sink’ Will Have Patton Oswalt Fighting Aliens

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Yes, Patton Oswalt is finally making a movie where he does what he was fated to do: Kill alien scum.


Patton Oswalt Brilliantly Trolled His Twitter Followers With A String Of Two-Part Tweets

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Patton Oswalt is the King of Twitter (and Everything) for the stunt he pulled yesterday.


Patton Oswalt’s ‘Star Wars’ Filibuster (Animated Edition)


Patton Oswalt's <a href="">improvised 'Star Wars' filibuster</a> from his guest spot on 'Parks And Recreation' gets an animation worthy of its awesomeness.


What’s On Tonight: Uh, That ‘Hacky’ Lawyer Show About ‘White Privilege’

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'Suits' is on tonight, which is APPARENTLY a 'vivid manifestation of white privilege.'

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Comic-Con 2013 Day One: Everything Else That Went Down In One Handy Gallery

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With so much happening at Comic-Con 2013 on the first day, here's a handy gallery to let you know about some of the stuff we all missed.


Patton Oswalt Shreds Humorless Website In Necessary Twitter Beat Down

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Patton Oswalt is NOT a guy you want to pick a Twitter fight with, folks.


Video Surfaces Of Patton Oswalt’s First Acting Gig In A Student Loan Infomercial

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Patton Oswalt's first acting gig was a student loan infomercial in 1990. Now the video has finally surfaced.

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