Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.


Paul Bissonnette’s Yoga Teacher Seems Nice

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For the first time in who’s even counting anymore, the NHL and NHLPA met to discuss a new collective bargaining agreement, and they were so serious about it that they met two whole times.


Evgeni Malkin Makes A Strong Case For Russia

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I don't remember the last time we checked in with Phoenix Coyotes enforcer Paul Bissonnette, but usually if someone mentions his name it's either accompanied by dude/bro story for the ages or very attractive females.


Raffi’s Worst Crime Since Bananaphone

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Paul Bissonnette of the Phoenix Coyotes jumped on Twitter to post pictures from the team's Halloween party, and I really do wish I could say "Paul Bissonnette as Hacksaw Jim Duggan" was the news to share, even if he thinks Hacksaw said "OOOH" instead of the proper "HOOO".


Update: Rob Gronkowski Is Sorry About Being Awesome

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The other day we celebrated New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski for his shameless use of Twitter as a way to hit on ridiculously attractive women, like our beloved Kate Upton.

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