Victoria Rowell

COUGARS: Six More 50-Year Old Women More F*ckworthy Than Madonna

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Madonna is <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/15264317-421/madonnas-concert-at-united-center-full-of-flash-and-flattery.html">still on tour</a> which means she's still flashing her geriatric naughty bits, trying to prove to us just how sexy she is now that she's 54 years old.

THE X FACTOR

Eight Minutes of ‘The X Factor’

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Here's the eight-minute preview of "The X Factor" that I think ran on Fox yesterday.

THE X FACTOR

Cheryl Cole Either Re-Hired or Still Fired from ‘X Factor’

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There have been a slew of rumors about Cheryl Cole since she was reportedly fired four days into filming the U.

POT BROWNIES

Kara DioGuardi Ate Paula Abdul’s Pot Brownies

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Apparently, Kara DioGuardi was on "Lopez Tonight" recently, and discussed an incident a few years ago where she ate pot brownies at Paula Abdul's house.

THE X FACTOR

Cheryl Cole Out at ‘X Factor'; Replaced by American Cheryl Cole

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Although Fox has yet to confirm it, various sources are saying that Cheryl Cole is out as a judge on the American "X Factor," and that she'll be replaced with Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll/"Dancing with the Stars" champ who was originally signed to be the show's co-host (Scherzinger has been a guest judge on the British "X Factor").

THE X FACTOR

Simon Gave Paula a Job

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Simon Cowell's "X Factor" began taping in Los Angeles yesterday, and for some reason Paula Abdul was there.

PAULA ABDUL

Ha Ha, ‘Live to Dance’ Canceled

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CBS is a hegemonic power that churns out largely uninspired programming that Americans love because they don't have to use their brains and they're not curious about finding better shows.

Reality TV

In! The! FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

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Since CBS's "Live to Dance" premieres tonight, I was originally going to save the video below for tonight's listings.

PAULA ABDUL

Paula Abdul: ‘I’ve Never Been Drunk’

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Paula Abdul returns to television tomorrow as a judge on CBS's "Live to Dance" (of journalism, Julie Chen got the opportunity to interview Paula on CBS's Sunday morning news.

Reality TV

Paula Has Another Show

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In defiance of logic, the respected professionals in the American Medical Association, and God's clear will, Paula Abdul has another show.

SIMON COWELL

Paula Abdul Got a Job

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A year after being ousted from "American Idol" because she's a slurring pill-addled mess, Paula Abdul has signed on to be a judge on CBS's forthcoming "Got to Dance" (more on the show <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/03/oh-yay-a-dancing-show-on-cbs">here</a>).

Reality TV

OH YAY, A DANCING SHOW ON CBS

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Hey America, do you love dancing shows, but wish they were tailored to an older, dumber audience.

THE X FACTOR

SOMEONE ACTUALLY WANTS PAULA ABDUL

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Paula Abdul, the slurring mess who left "American Idol" because Fox rightly recognized she wasn't worth the millions of dollars she demanded, is now being pursued by "Dancing with the Stars" -- and ABC has even sweetened the pot enough to allow her to appear on Simon Cowell's "X Factor" on Fox.

VH1 DIVAS

PAULA ABDUL GETS A NEW GIG TO SUCK AT

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Paula Abdul has lined up her first job since leaving "American Idol" because she genuinely believed she deserved to make $10 million a year to slur nonsense in a drugged-up haze.

PAULA ABDUL

ABC WANTS PAULA. SERIOUSLY.

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Last week, Paula Abdul announced her departure from "American Idol," and it's doubtful that she'll return unless Fox ponies up $10 million a season for her to slur encouragement while Simon Cowell rolls his eyes.

VICTORIA BECKHAM

PAULA REPLACED WITH OTHER CRAZY WOMEN

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After Paula Abdul stepped away from "American Idol" earlier this week, there was speculation whether the show would just eliminate the fourth judge position through attrition.

PAULA ABDUL

OPPOSITES A-TWEET

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Paula Abdul has anounced via Twitter that she will be leaving the moderately popular show, "American Idol".

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PAULA ABDUL SAT ON A MEXICAN

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<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/06/highlights_from_brnos_producti.html" target="_blank">NY Mag</a> recently obtained some production notes from Brüno, which for once are actually interesting (production notes are usually just a collection of the cast and crew's embarrassing, sycophantic praise for each other, like a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_chain_(sex)#Daisy_chain" target="_self">daisy chain</a> in print form).

PAULA ABDUL

OH SHUT UP, PAULA

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Remember yesterday, when we all learned how Paula Abdul -- pictured here with Orlando Magic center Shaquille O'Neal -- opened up to Ladies Home Journal about <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2009/05/paula-abdul-finally-admits-pill-addiction/" target="_self">her addiction to painkillers</a>.


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