Posts Tagged: PEDS

alex rodriguez

Stephen Colbert Defended A-Rod’s Alleged Drug Use On ‘The Sports Report’

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On last night's 'Colbert Report,' Stephen Colbert defended Alex Rodriguez's alleged PED use in his typically hilarious fashion.

MLB

Alex Rodriguez Has Been Suspended For The Entire 2014 Season

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The final ruling on the Alex Rodriguez suspension has been handed down and it is the largest in MLB history.

Baseball

Keith Olbermann Translates Alex Rodriguez And His Effing Bull-Bleep

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Keith Olbermann "translated" Alex Rodriguez's arbitration hearing tirade and more or less explained why he's FUBAR. Effing bull-bleep!

cheating

Lance Armstrong Is Ready To Be The Jose Canseco Of Cycling

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Lance Armstrong, a guy who did not cheat unless you have evidence of him cheating and then he totally cheated, is now blaming the UCI for his cheating.

CHARITY

Alex Rodriguez’s Supporters Would Like Donations To Help Them Keep Protesting ‘Injustice’

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While Alex Rodriguez's supporters in Hispanics Across America deny that he has paid them, they're now asking for donations to keep fighting "injustice."

LANCE ARMSTRONG

Here’s An Easy Joke: WADA Is Investigating Jamaican Athletes For Doping

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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) is investigating Jamaica for skipping out on drug tests before the London Olympics. Get it, Jamaica doped.

BASKETBALL

The New NBA Players Union President Chris Paul Wants HGH And Flopping

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Los Angeles Clippers point guard Chris Paul is so serious about his role as <a href="http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/9590020/chris-paul-los-angeles-clippers-named-nbpa-president" target="_blank">the new head of the NBA Players Union</a> that he reportedly talked LeBron James out of running for the position.

BARRY BONDS

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

alex rodriguez

The List Of MLB Players Suspended For 50 Games Over Biogenesis Link Has Grown To 12

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In case you were wondering, Major League Baseball’s current Biogenesis performance-enhancing drug scandal <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/the-dugout-ryan-braun-and-alex-rodriguez-are-probably-totally-innocent" target="_blank">goes well beyond the front page stories</a> involving Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun being suspended for the rest of the season and New York Yankees paycheck collector Alex Rodriguez facing <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2013/08/05/report-alex-rodriguez-to-appeal-suspension-from-mlb/" target="_blank">a possible suspension through 2014</a> or more, depending on how arrogant he really is.

Baseball

The Dugout: Ryan Braun & Alex Rodriguez Are Probably Totally Innocent

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If you like baseball, perhaps you've heard the story of Ryan Braun -- a nice Jewish boy who was accidentally accused of steroids and suspended before the people in charge realized he was a total sweetheart and couldn't have done anything wrong -- and Alex Rodriguez, a hard-working everyman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and became one of the best players in baseball.

Baseball

Jose Canseco Is Just Like Captain America, Says Jose Canseco

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Jose Canseco is somewhere between the Iron Sheik and Tommy Wiseau on the "crazy for attention or legitimately crazy" flow chart, but he's practically synonymous with the word "steroids," so he's a solid person to ask about Major League Baseball's ongoing PED struggles.

CHARITY

Lance Armstrong: Cycling’s Greatest Troll

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In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s been a rather rough month for 7-time Tour de France champion first guy to finish, Lance Armstrong, as the International Cycling Union has basically <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/the-internet-is-still-kind-of-torn-on-lance-armstrong">demonized the poor bastard and forever branded him a cheater</a>.

CYCLING

Important Lance Armstrong Question: Do You Seriously Care About Lance Armstrong?

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In the biggest cycling news since somebody found out you could put baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong is "subject to lifetime ban and fan fallout" for saying he was giving up his fight against the U.


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