#Chris Paul

The New NBA Players Union President Chris Paul Wants HGH And Flopping

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Los Angeles Clippers point guard Chris Paul is so serious about his role as the new head of the NBA Players Union that he reportedly talked LeBron James out of running for the position.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Sports On TV: South Park’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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Edit: We're re-running this today in celebration of the 16th anniversary (to the day) of 'South Park's' first airing.

#MLB

The List Of MLB Players Suspended For 50 Games Over Biogenesis Link Has Grown To 12

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In case you were wondering, Major League Baseball’s current Biogenesis performance-enhancing drug scandal goes well beyond the front page stories involving Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun being suspended for the rest of the season and New York Yankees paycheck collector Alex Rodriguez facing a possible suspension through 2014 or more, depending on how arrogant he really is.

#MLB

The Dugout: Ryan Braun & Alex Rodriguez Are Probably Totally Innocent

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If you like baseball, perhaps you've heard the story of Ryan Braun -- a nice Jewish boy who was accidentally accused of steroids and suspended before the people in charge realized he was a total sweetheart and couldn't have done anything wrong -- and Alex Rodriguez, a hard-working everyman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and became one of the best players in baseball.

#MLB

Jose Canseco Is Just Like Captain America, Says Jose Canseco

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Jose Canseco is somewhere between the Iron Sheik and Tommy Wiseau on the "crazy for attention or legitimately crazy" flow chart, but he's practically synonymous with the word "steroids," so he's a solid person to ask about Major League Baseball's ongoing PED struggles.

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Bud Selig Wants Your Money More Than He Wants To Suspend PED Abusers

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The MLB has had a nasty PED scandal brewing for the better part of a year with now-defunct, anti-aging clinic Biogenesis, which reportedly supplied a bevy of MLB stars with all sorts of banned, performance-enhancing substances.

#Kanye West

Paying Homage To Barry Bonds Because Baseball’s Hall Of Fame Never Will

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Last weekend at the bar while watching the Vikings/Packers wildcard game, my buddy Mark told the story of how he once spoke with a San Francisco Giants scout about Barry Bonds.

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Lance Armstrong: Cycling’s Greatest Troll

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In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s been a rather rough month for 7-time Tour de France champion first guy to finish, Lance Armstrong, as the International Cycling Union has basically demonized the poor bastard and forever branded him a cheater.

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Important Lance Armstrong Question: Do You Seriously Care About Lance Armstrong?

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In the biggest cycling news since somebody found out you could put baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound cool, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong is "subject to lifetime ban and fan fallout" for saying he was giving up his fight against the U.

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Vote For Manny!

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Watching Sports Center yesterday, the anchors were up in arms due to the fact that Manny Ramirez was fourth in MLB's All-Star voting for NL outfielders.

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Manny Being Manny…

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Words By Jason Hortillas Clemens.


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