PENIS

This Wife Was A Bit Unsympathetic When Her Cheating Husband Almost Had His Dick Bitten Off

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When a cheating man tried to force himself on his wife's friend, he got his penis bitten almost completely off as his reward.

BAD TEACHER

A Sixth Grade Teacher Swore At His Students And Bragged About His Penis Size

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The Dallas teacher's profanity-laden tirade was recorded by one of his students, whose mother says she was asked to delete the recording.

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

Witness The Tragedy Of A Giant Snow Penis Being Ruthlessly Demolished By A Bulldozer

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Students at Texas Tech University built a giant snow penis on campus and were unsuccessful in their attempts to rescue it from being destroyed.

Technology

Introducing The Autoblow 2: The Machine That Will **** Your ****

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In what all the major news outlets are calling the story of the century, some guy named Brian invented a second electric BJ machine.

snakes

A Snake Bit An Israeli Man’s Penis While He Was Taking A Leak

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Next time you take a leak, look to see what's in the toilet. Especially snakes.


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