flatworms

This Hermaphroditic Flatworm Stabs Itself With A Needle-Tipped Dick To Reproduce

The Macrostomum hystrix flatworm will ambivalently stab itself with its own needle-tipped penis wherever is most convenient to reproduce.

erotic produce

Erotic Produce Is All The Rage In Barcelona Right Now

Flower stands in Barcelona have resorted to selling seeds for erotic fruits and vegetables after a ban on tourist souvenirs.

penis size

Random Women Ages 18 To 50 Are Surveyed: Does Penis Size Matter?

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This video sets out to finally answer the age-old question of whether or not size really matters.

Wedding Crashing

Drunken Wedding Crashers Waved Around Their Penises After Pushing The Bride Down

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A British woman had her reception ruined by a drunken mob after renewing her wedding vows with her husband of 25 years.

OUTLANDER

Unlike ‘Game Of Thrones,’ ‘Outlander’ Isn’t Afraid To Show A Flaccid Penis

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There was an unprecedented scene involving a penis on "Outlander."

wanksy

A British Graffiti Artist Who Goes By ‘Wanksy’ Is Painting Dicks Around Potholes

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A hero graffiti artist is trying to solve Manchester's pothole problem by spray painting giant dicks around them.

tallywackers

A Male Version Of Hooters Might Be Coming To A Strip Mall Near You

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Finally, ladies and gay men will have to opportunity to ogle dudes while chowing on fried food and beer!

dongs

One Direction Fans Are Losing It Over Louis Tomlinson’s Flopping Dong

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One Direction's Louis Tomlinson was caught warming up before a football match this week with an alarming lack of underpants.

Penises

This Is What Happens When Women Are Asked To Draw Their Perfect Penis

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A bunch of women were given art supplies and asked to draw a penis of their ideal shape and size.

#Game of Thrones

Anna Kendrick: Where The Penises On ‘Game Of Thrones’ At?

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Share the wealth when it comes to nudity, "Game of Thrones."

#Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm’s ‘Mad Men’ Contract Prevented Him From Being The Lead In ‘Gone Girl’

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We almost saw Jon Hamm's penis in 'Gone Girl' if not for Matthew Weiner's cockblock.

NAKED DUDES

A Naked Dude Is Terrorizing A Charlotte Neighborhood, And Police Are Powerless To Intervene

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Why can't police do anything to prevent this man from exposing himself to neighbors and children?

BEES

Men Pee On Beehive, Bees React Accordingly To The First Human Body Parts They See

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Please, don't waste one second feeling bad for these guys.

BONERS

Meet The Poor Sucker Who Claims He Only Has 100 Boners Left Before His Penis Breaks For Good

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A terrifying thought: what if you only had 100 orgasms left for the REST OF YOUR LIFE?

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

This Girl On Tinder Requested A 7 Page Essay From A Potential Boo On Why His Penis Was ‘Worthy’

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Would you write a seven page essay to win over a girl on Tinder? This guy did, with some help from Reddit.

POLAR BEARS

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution

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Just in case you were thinking pollution wasn't the worst thing in the world, it's causing penis fracture in polar bears.

SEXY TIMES

Dick Pics Go 3D, Thanks To Handheld Scanners

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3D scanners now allow you to see the exact dimensions of that unwanted floppy dong sent to your phone. Ain't technology grand?

PLAY DOH

Hasbro Decided To Replace Their Penis-Shaped ‘Play-Doh’ Toys After Everybody Complained

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Hasbro replaced their penis-shaped Play-Doh toys, but is the newer version just as offensive?


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