Looking For A Deal On A Guitar? Check Out This 'Wangcaster' On Craigslist

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This Craigslist ad for a 'Wangcaster' guitar is perfect for a person looking for a guitar that is anatomically correct.


‘The Final Member’ Details One Icelandic Man’s Quest To Obtain A Human Penis For His Museum

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'The Final Member' documents one Icelandic man's quest to find a human penis for his penis museum. The word itself makes some women uncomfortable. Penis.


Make Fun Of Vladimir Putin And You Just Might Get A Giant Wooden Penis On Your Car

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One of the people behind a popular Twitter parody account that takes on Putin and the Russian government found a giant wooden penis chained to her car.


A Girl Bet Her Friend That She Wouldn’t Draw A Penis With Nike+ And Here’s The Result

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One girl is $20 richer after her friend bet her that she couldn't use her Nike+ app to map a run shaped like a penis and she proved her wrong.


Someone Drew A Giant Penis In The Snow On The Field At Cincinnati’s Nippert Stadium

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A band of merry pranksters drew a giant penis in the snow on the field at the University of Cincinnati's Nippert Stadium.


Florida Friday: Woman Keys Giant Penis Into Hood Of Car, Leaves Note Explaining Why

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In a rare but exciting twist, I actually find myself sympathizing with the subject of today’s Florida Friday installment.


Demi Moore’s New Boyfriend Had A Pearl Surgically Implanted In His Penis

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A lot of people had been worried about Demi Moore ever since she and Ashton Kutcher got a divorce and he moved on to someone nearly half her age, but it looks like the 50-year old actress has rebounded nicely and found herself a real jewel of a man.


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Three Stooges Lockout Intruders From Casa De Mi Padre

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After the past few weeks with only a few new major studio flicks getting DVD releases, this week we've got plenty.

Smurfs Movie

The Most Phallic-Looking Smurfs Houses


<a rel="attachment wp-att-40196" href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2011/07/smurfs-penis-houses/smurfs"> The Smurfs live inside penis houses. Large mushroom houses...shaped liked penis heads, circumcised of course. Disney is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXT-hCLxkl4" target="_blank">notorious</a> for <a href="http://listverse.com/2009/05/10/top-10-hidden-images-found-in-cartoons/" target="_blank">subtle sexual references</a> in its films but it's these adorable blue creatures that subconsciously subject children to the greatest cartoon perversion of all.


Your Highness has a minotaur rape scene, uncensored cow boners

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It didn't seem to bode well for the movie, when in the first trailer for Your Highness, the centerpiece joke was a guy falling down.


Marky Mark slaps people with his Boogie Nights penis

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While here in the states, we're gearing up for Mark Wahlberg's probably Oscar-winning performance in ed to slap his friends in the face with the prosthetic penis he wore in Boogie Nights.



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James Cameron gives a ruling to the judges while Bay blatantly tries to influence their decision Even though all his movies have sucked giant ox nuts so far, I have to admit that based on the press he's done, I'm kinda starting to like McG.

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