Meet The Poor Sucker Who Claims He Only Has 100 Boners Left Before His Penis Breaks For Good

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A terrifying thought: what if you only had 100 orgasms left for the REST OF YOUR LIFE?


This Girl On Tinder Requested A 7 Page Essay From A Potential Boo On Why His Penis Was ‘Worthy’

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Would you write a seven page essay to win over a girl on Tinder? This guy did, with some help from Reddit.


Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution

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Just in case you were thinking pollution wasn't the worst thing in the world, it's causing penis fracture in polar bears.


Dick Pics Go 3D, Thanks To Handheld Scanners

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3D scanners now allow you to see the exact dimensions of that unwanted floppy dong sent to your phone. Ain't technology grand?


Hasbro Decided To Replace Their Penis-Shaped ‘Play-Doh’ Toys After Everybody Complained

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Hasbro replaced their penis-shaped Play-Doh toys, but is the newer version just as offensive?

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‘Your D*ck Is Trash': This Is How You Respond To An Unsolicited Penis Pic

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"Your d*ck looks like a hot Cheeto with the powder licked off."


A Man Known As ‘The Penis Collector’ Was Found With Jars Of Human Penises In His Home

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With a name like 'The Penis Collector,' it seems like your options are probably pretty limited.


Nikki Bella Talked To Crazy Ira And The Douche About John Cena’s Penis And Scissoring The Homeless

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Nikki Bella called in to the KiddChris Show to talk about John Cena's penis, Beth Phoenix's penis and PENIS, WE'RE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD


Looking For A Deal On A Guitar? Check Out This 'Wangcaster' On Craigslist

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This Craigslist ad for a 'Wangcaster' guitar is perfect for a person looking for a guitar that is anatomically correct.


‘The Final Member’ Details One Icelandic Man’s Quest To Obtain A Human Penis For His Museum

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'The Final Member' documents one Icelandic man's quest to find a human penis for his penis museum. The word itself makes some women uncomfortable. Penis.


Make Fun Of Vladimir Putin And You Just Might Get A Giant Wooden Penis On Your Car

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One of the people behind a popular Twitter parody account that takes on Putin and the Russian government found a giant wooden penis chained to her car.


A Girl Bet Her Friend That She Wouldn’t Draw A Penis With Nike+ And Here’s The Result

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One girl is $20 richer after her friend bet her that she couldn't use her Nike+ app to map a run shaped like a penis and she proved her wrong.


Someone Drew A Giant Penis In The Snow On The Field At Cincinnati’s Nippert Stadium

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A band of merry pranksters drew a giant penis in the snow on the field at the University of Cincinnati's Nippert Stadium.


Florida Friday: Woman Keys Giant Penis Into Hood Of Car, Leaves Note Explaining Why

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In a rare but exciting twist, I actually find myself sympathizing with the subject of today’s Florida Friday installment.


Demi Moore’s New Boyfriend Had A Pearl Surgically Implanted In His Penis

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A lot of people had been worried about Demi Moore ever since she and Ashton Kutcher got a divorce and he moved on to someone nearly half her age, but it looks like the 50-year old actress has rebounded nicely and found herself a real jewel of a man.


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Three Stooges Lockout Intruders From Casa De Mi Padre

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After the past few weeks with only a few new major studio flicks getting DVD releases, this week we've got plenty.

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