tallywackers

A Male Version Of Hooters Might Be Coming To A Strip Mall Near You

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Finally, ladies and gay men will have to opportunity to ogle dudes while chowing on fried food and beer!

dongs

One Direction Fans Are Losing It Over Louis Tomlinson’s Flopping Dong

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One Direction's Louis Tomlinson was caught warming up before a football match this week with an alarming lack of underpants.

Penises

This Is What Happens When Women Are Asked To Draw Their Perfect Penis

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A bunch of women were given art supplies and asked to draw a penis of their ideal shape and size.

#Game of Thrones

Anna Kendrick: Where The Penises On ‘Game Of Thrones’ At?

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Share the wealth when it comes to nudity, "Game of Thrones."

#Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm’s ‘Mad Men’ Contract Prevented Him From Being The Lead In ‘Gone Girl’

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We almost saw Jon Hamm's penis in 'Gone Girl' if not for Matthew Weiner's cockblock.

NAKED DUDES

A Naked Dude Is Terrorizing A Charlotte Neighborhood, And Police Are Powerless To Intervene

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Why can't police do anything to prevent this man from exposing himself to neighbors and children?

BEES

Men Pee On Beehive, Bees React Accordingly To The First Human Body Parts They See

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Please, don't waste one second feeling bad for these guys.

BONERS

Meet The Poor Sucker Who Claims He Only Has 100 Boners Left Before His Penis Breaks For Good

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A terrifying thought: what if you only had 100 orgasms left for the REST OF YOUR LIFE?

THIS WEEK IN PENIS

This Girl On Tinder Requested A 7 Page Essay From A Potential Boo On Why His Penis Was ‘Worthy’

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Would you write a seven page essay to win over a girl on Tinder? This guy did, with some help from Reddit.

POLAR BEARS

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution

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Just in case you were thinking pollution wasn't the worst thing in the world, it's causing penis fracture in polar bears.

SEXY TIMES

Dick Pics Go 3D, Thanks To Handheld Scanners

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3D scanners now allow you to see the exact dimensions of that unwanted floppy dong sent to your phone. Ain't technology grand?

PLAY DOH

Hasbro Decided To Replace Their Penis-Shaped ‘Play-Doh’ Toys After Everybody Complained

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Hasbro replaced their penis-shaped Play-Doh toys, but is the newer version just as offensive?

dick pics

‘Your D*ck Is Trash': This Is How You Respond To An Unsolicited Penis Pic

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"Your d*ck looks like a hot Cheeto with the powder licked off."

DISAPPEARING WIENERS

A Man Known As ‘The Penis Collector’ Was Found With Jars Of Human Penises In His Home

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With a name like 'The Penis Collector,' it seems like your options are probably pretty limited.

SHOCK JOCKS

Nikki Bella Talked To Crazy Ira And The Douche About John Cena’s Penis And Scissoring The Homeless

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Nikki Bella called in to the KiddChris Show to talk about John Cena's penis, Beth Phoenix's penis and PENIS, WE'RE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD

#craigslist

Looking For A Deal On A Guitar? Check Out This 'Wangcaster' On Craigslist

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This Craigslist ad for a 'Wangcaster' guitar is perfect for a person looking for a guitar that is anatomically correct.


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