DISAPPEARING WIENERS

A Man Known As ‘The Penis Collector’ Was Found With Jars Of Human Penises In His Home

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With a name like 'The Penis Collector,' it seems like your options are probably pretty limited.

SHOCK JOCKS

Nikki Bella Talked To Crazy Ira And The Douche About John Cena’s Penis And Scissoring The Homeless

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Nikki Bella called in to the KiddChris Show to talk about John Cena's penis, Beth Phoenix's penis and PENIS, WE'RE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD

#craigslist

Looking For A Deal On A Guitar? Check Out This 'Wangcaster' On Craigslist

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This Craigslist ad for a 'Wangcaster' guitar is perfect for a person looking for a guitar that is anatomically correct.

#TRAILERS

‘The Final Member’ Details One Icelandic Man’s Quest To Obtain A Human Penis For His Museum

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'The Final Member' documents one Icelandic man's quest to find a human penis for his penis museum. The word itself makes some women uncomfortable. Penis.

GIANT DICKS

Make Fun Of Vladimir Putin And You Just Might Get A Giant Wooden Penis On Your Car

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One of the people behind a popular Twitter parody account that takes on Putin and the Russian government found a giant wooden penis chained to her car.

RUNNING

A Girl Bet Her Friend That She Wouldn’t Draw A Penis With Nike+ And Here’s The Result

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One girl is $20 richer after her friend bet her that she couldn't use her Nike+ app to map a run shaped like a penis and she proved her wrong.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Someone Drew A Giant Penis In The Snow On The Field At Cincinnati’s Nippert Stadium

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A band of merry pranksters drew a giant penis in the snow on the field at the University of Cincinnati's Nippert Stadium.

#FLORIDA

Florida Friday: Woman Keys Giant Penis Into Hood Of Car, Leaves Note Explaining Why

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In a rare but exciting twist, I actually find myself sympathizing with the subject of today’s Florida Friday installment.

Penises

Demi Moore’s New Boyfriend Had A Pearl Surgically Implanted In His Penis

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A lot of people had been worried about Demi Moore ever since she and Ashton Kutcher got a divorce and he moved on to someone nearly half her age, but it looks like the 50-year old actress has rebounded nicely and found herself a real jewel of a man.

#TRAILERS

Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Three Stooges Lockout Intruders From Casa De Mi Padre

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After the past few weeks with only a few new major studio flicks getting DVD releases, this week we've got plenty.

Smurfs Movie

The Most Phallic-Looking Smurfs Houses

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<a rel="attachment wp-att-40196" href="http://gammasquad.uproxx.com/2011/07/smurfs-penis-houses/smurfs"> The Smurfs live inside penis houses. Large mushroom houses...shaped liked penis heads, circumcised of course. Disney is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXT-hCLxkl4" target="_blank">notorious</a> for <a href="http://listverse.com/2009/05/10/top-10-hidden-images-found-in-cartoons/" target="_blank">subtle sexual references</a> in its films but it's these adorable blue creatures that subconsciously subject children to the greatest cartoon perversion of all.

YOUR HIGHNESS

Your Highness has a minotaur rape scene, uncensored cow boners

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It didn't seem to bode well for the movie, when in the first trailer for Your Highness, the centerpiece joke was a guy falling down.

PROSTHETIC PENISES

Marky Mark slaps people with his Boogie Nights penis

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While here in the states, we're gearing up for Mark Wahlberg's probably Oscar-winning performance in ed to slap his friends in the face with the prosthetic penis he wore in Boogie Nights.

Penises

CHANNING TATUM BURNED HIS PENIS, SON

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/channingtatumatarbys.jpg"></a>("Arby's represent, son.

TRANSFORMERS 2

MCG OFFERS BAY A WEINER-MEASURING CONTEST

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James Cameron gives a ruling to the judges while Bay blatantly tries to influence their decision Even though all his movies have sucked giant ox nuts so far, I have to admit that based on the press he's done, I'm kinda starting to like McG.


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