Lions, Spartans, and Ducks, oh shoot.
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Lions, Spartans, and Ducks, oh shoot.
A man in Pennsylvania put together an animated Penn State Christmas lights display set to the PSU fight song.
PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong is exactly what it sounds like, although "PSU GRANDMA DOMINATES BEER BONG" also would've worked.
Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/horizontal_1378384910.jpg"></a>Words by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/alecbojalad">Alec Bojalad</a> When Joe Paterno died from lung cancer during the height of the Jerry Sandusky scandal/horror movie in 2012, it was hardly a surprise.
In today’s ADD social media news feed climate, even the biggest stories of the year can come and go in a matter of days.
One of the great sports wishes of my adulthood has been that stadiums and arenas stop playing Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' all the time.
I had a lot of fun comparing <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/nebraska-cornhuskers-new-alternate-uniforms-adidas-captain-n" target="_blank">the new Nebraksa Cornhuskers alternate uniforms to the jacket Kevin wears on 'Captain N: The Game Master'</a>, and Jesus, I wish I could have that kind of harmless fun with the announcement of Penn State Nittany Lions uniform changes.
Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State defensive coach who at the very least showered with young boys, touched their legs in the showers because he's just like Forrest Gump and ended <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/jerry-sandusky-voicemail-audio-penn-state-scandal" target="_blank">a bunch of creepy voice mail messages with "there's nothing really to hide" and "I love you"</a>, thinks it's "unjust" for PSU to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/penn-state-punishment#page/1" target="_blank">fined and punished</a> simply because he molested boys there and everyone in charge of him covered it up to maintain the integrity of their football program.
This morning, NCAA President Mark Emmert officially announced the sanctions for Penn State University and its football program in the wake of what I can only call an incredibly bizarre and unbelievable scandal.
Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57459514-504083/jerry-sandusky-convicted-judge-denied-sandusky-lawyers-request-to-resign-before-trial/">was convicted Saturday on 45 of 48 counts</a> of sexual abuse, misconduct, and a variety of other terrible, despicable, and truly heinous charges, which means that, barring an appeal miracle, the 68-year old will rot in jail until the day that he dies.
When asked by investigators if former Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary had reported witnessing Jerry Sandusky raping a young child in team facilities, former Penn State University athletic director Tim Curley said no.
Today marks the third and final day of memorial services for former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who passed away on Sunday.
Back in October, we were <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/with-leather-with-love-wedding-well-wishes-to-tiger-woods-worst-woman#page/1">treated to a second Valentine’s Day</a> when Rachel Uchitel married the love of her life at the same chapel in Las Vegas that united Britney Spears and Jason Alexander in their neverending holy matrimony.
It's still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of <a href="http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/12/15/espn-the-mags-year-in-sports-cover-is-certainly-provocative-but-not-in-a-good-way-pic/">ESPN's horrifying HANDS OFF cover</a>), and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/16/mike-mcqueary-testifies-i-saw-sandusky-raping-that-boy/">TMZ's</a> latest updates on what's being said during Mike McQueary's preliminary hearing testimony won't make it any easier.
Nike's World Headquarters Campus near Beaverton, Oregon, has a child day care facility called the Joe Paterno Child Development Center.
Earlier today, Burnsy sent me an e-mail that read "I suppose we should do something about this" and linked to the <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-pennstate/133856138.html">Lion Eyes</a> transcript of Monday night's phone interview between Bob Costas and Jerry Saundusky.
Sometimes I think that young people in the Third World look at America and they think, “Why can’t I have that.
Obviously the general news media is in an uproar over the happenings at Penn State University this week, as longtime head coach Joe Paterno will retire at the end of this season thanks to no other choice from the school’s Board of Trustees, because his former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky allegedly sexually abused children.