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Behold, The Animated Penn State Christmas Lights Display That Blinded And Infuriated A Neighborhood

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A man in Pennsylvania put together an animated Penn State Christmas lights display set to the PSU fight song.

TAILGATING

Penn State Tries To Redeem Itself With The Epic ‘PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong’

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PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong is exactly what it sounds like, although "PSU GRANDMA DOMINATES BEER BONG" also would've worked.

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Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused

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Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.

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Sandusky Trial Prosecutor: Joe Paterno Not Involved In Cover-Up

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/horizontal_1378384910.jpg"></a>Words by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/alecbojalad">Alec Bojalad</a> When Joe Paterno died from lung cancer during the height of the Jerry Sandusky scandal/horror movie in 2012, it was hardly a surprise.

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Naturally, Someone Believes That Joe Paterno Might Have Faked His Death

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In today’s ADD social media news feed climate, even the biggest stories of the year can come and go in a matter of days.

SWEET CAROLINE

Penn State Outlaws Touching, At Least The Kind Neil Diamond Sings About

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One of the great sports wishes of my adulthood has been that stadiums and arenas stop playing Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' all the time.

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Penn State University Is Changing What’s Important: Their Uniforms

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I had a lot of fun comparing <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/nebraska-cornhuskers-new-alternate-uniforms-adidas-captain-n" target="_blank">the new Nebraksa Cornhuskers alternate uniforms to the jacket Kevin wears on 'Captain N: The Game Master'</a>, and Jesus, I wish I could have that kind of harmless fun with the announcement of Penn State Nittany Lions uniform changes.

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Suddenly, Jerry Sandusky Is Explaining How Justice Works

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Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State defensive coach who at the very least showered with young boys, touched their legs in the showers because he's just like Forrest Gump and ended <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/jerry-sandusky-voicemail-audio-penn-state-scandal" target="_blank">a bunch of creepy voice mail messages with "there's nothing really to hide" and "I love you"</a>, thinks it's "unjust" for PSU to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/penn-state-punishment#page/1" target="_blank">fined and punished</a> simply because he molested boys there and everyone in charge of him covered it up to maintain the integrity of their football program.

PUNISHMENT

Penn State Fans And Alumni Said Goodbye To Joe Paterno’s Statue And $60 Million

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This morning, NCAA President Mark Emmert officially announced the sanctions for Penn State University and its football program in the wake of what I can only call an incredibly bizarre and unbelievable scandal.

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So Long, Jerry Sandusky

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Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57459514-504083/jerry-sandusky-convicted-judge-denied-sandusky-lawyers-request-to-resign-before-trial/">was convicted Saturday on 45 of 48 counts</a> of sexual abuse, misconduct, and a variety of other terrible, despicable, and truly heinous charges, which means that, barring an appeal miracle, the 68-year old will rot in jail until the day that he dies.

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If Anything, Joe Paterno’s Death Was Convenient For Tim Curley

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When asked by investigators if former Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary had reported witnessing Jerry Sandusky raping a young child in team facilities, former Penn State University athletic director Tim Curley said no.

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Joe Paterno Has Technically Been Laid To Rest

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Today marks the third and final day of memorial services for former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who passed away on Sunday.

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Joe Paterno, 1926-2012

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I hate writing obituaries and memoriam posts.

TIGER WOODS

Sweet Baby Jesus, Rachel Uchitel Is Breeding

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Back in October, we were <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/with-leather-with-love-wedding-well-wishes-to-tiger-woods-worst-woman#page/1">treated to a second Valentine’s Day</a> when Rachel Uchitel married the love of her life at the same chapel in Las Vegas that united Britney Spears and Jason Alexander in their neverending holy matrimony.

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Penn State Update: Mike McQueary Is Testifying Like Ralph Wiggum

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It's still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of <a href="http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/12/15/espn-the-mags-year-in-sports-cover-is-certainly-provocative-but-not-in-a-good-way-pic/">ESPN's horrifying HANDS OFF cover</a>), and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/16/mike-mcqueary-testifies-i-saw-sandusky-raping-that-boy/">TMZ's</a> latest updates on what's being said during Mike McQueary's preliminary hearing testimony won't make it any easier.

SOME THINGS JUST ARENT FUNNY

‘Development’ Isn’t The Word I’d Use

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Nike's World Headquarters Campus near Beaverton, Oregon, has a child day care facility called the Joe Paterno Child Development Center.

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The 10 Creepiest Quotes From The Jerry Sandusky Interview With Bob Costas

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Earlier today, Burnsy sent me an e-mail that read "I suppose we should do something about this" and linked to the <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-pennstate/133856138.html">Lion Eyes</a> transcript of Monday night's phone interview between Bob Costas and Jerry Saundusky.

You're Fired

Penn State Fans Rioted Over Joe Paterno

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  Sometimes I think that young people in the Third World look at America and they think, “Why can’t I have that.

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About This Whole Penn State Scandal

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Obviously the general news media is in an uproar over the happenings at Penn State University this week, as longtime head coach Joe Paterno will retire at the end of this season thanks to no other choice from the school’s Board of Trustees, because his former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky allegedly sexually abused children.

UNIFORMS

Worst. Uniform Change. Ever.

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Penn State <a href="http://www.examiner.com/penn-state-nittany-lions-football-in-philadelphia/penn-state-football-uniforms-to-be-altered">will wear "new" unis</a> this fall, and as you can see from the images above, the changes are next to pointless.


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