PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

SEPARATION OF CHURCH & (PENN) STATE?

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So Nike made up these new Penn State shirts and suddenly all of the treehuggers are in an uproar because the front of the shirt kinda sorta resembles a cross.

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MINNESOTA’S MASCOT IS UPBEAT, ATHEIST

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Here's video of the Minnesota Gopher openly mocking Penn State linebacker Jerome Hayes.

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JOEPA: HOOPS ‘IS A BLACK MAN’S GAME’

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I might be one of the 15 people on earth that doesn't want Joe Paterno to retire.

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WEEKEND AT PATERNO’S

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In a stirring accomplishment for "Matlock" fans, Penn State has reportedly signed octogenarian coach Joe Paterno <a href="http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/12/report_paterno_to_get_threeyea.html" target="_blank">to a three-year contract extension</a>.

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LIKE BASEBALL CARDS, BUT EVEN LAMER

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Penn State University <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081008/ap_on_fe_st/odd_penn_st_trading_cards;_ylt=AnyBmq86AVdELC3d0uMwynMsQE4F" target="_blank">has introduced trading cards</a> that celebrate not their student-athletes or sports heroes, but members of the faculty.

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BIG TEN COACHES WANT YOU

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This Big Ten Network commercial surfaced on <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/08/joe-paterno-now-creeping-out-recruits.html" target="_blank">Awful Announcing</a> yesterday, and even if you're not clued into all the foibles of the coaches in the country's Midwesternest conference, it's worth it just to hear Joe Paterno fight off dementia long enough to try to complete a sentence.

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HOW TO REMEMBER YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY

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Many Americans get too drunk on their 21st birthday to remember the events of the evening.

POLICE BLOTTER

OH THIS IS TOO GOOD

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Stanley Pringle, the Penn State point guard who last week was <a href="http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5420">wanted for library masturbation</a>, has spoken out and <a href="http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/07/lion_denies_charges.aspx" target="_blank">proclaimed his innocence</a> (thanks to Rodimus Prime for the tip).

UMASS MINUTEMEN

ATHLETES LOVE PUBLIC MASTURBATION, PT. 2

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Yesterday we learned that Penn State's point guard is wanted by police for <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5420">masturbating in the school's library</a>; today it's news that a UMass football player -- a recent transfer from Penn State, by the way -- who took his solo act public.

POLICE BLOTTER

LIBRARY MASTURBATION CLUB: PENN STATE

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The adventures of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Monday" target="_blank">Carl Monday</a> and a lonely Ohio State fan outside Columbus will always be remembered as the story that popularized masturbating in libraries, and now a Penn State basketball player has joined the craze.

UCLA BRUINS

MASCOT SUES BIG TEN CONFERENCE, NETWORK

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The Penn State Nittany Lion, who claims the Big Ten stole his idea for the Big Ten Network, is <a href="http://www.chicagobusiness.com/cgi-bin/printStory.pl?news_id=28552" target="_blank">suing the conference</a> for an alleged breach of agreement.

POLICE BLOTTER

PENN STATE REALLY LEARNED A LESSON

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After an offseason incident in which several members of the Penn State football team strolled into a party, kicked a bunch of people's asses, and walked out, legendary coach Joe Paterno brought the hammer down on his team by making all players clean up the stadium after home games.

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PENN STATE FANS ARE FUNNY. KINDA.

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Keg-pressing superdrunk Ryan sent in this photo of a Penn State fan's feelings at Saturday night's steamrolling at the hands of Ohio State.

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OHIO STATE-PENN STATE COULD GET SH*TTY

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With Saturday night's Ohio State-Penn State matchup quickly approaching, some folks are worried about the <a href="http://www.centredailytimes.com/news/local/story/237430.html" target="_blank">inadequate numbers of portable toilets</a> available to the 100,000 or so genteel folk of western Pennsylvania and Ohio that will converge on Beaver Stadium for tailgate festivities.

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PSU RB CHARGED WITH RAPE, ASSAULT, RAPE

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Suspended Penn State running back Austin Scott, once a highly touted prep star and star recruit, has been charged with <a href="http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-scottcharged1012-cnap,0,7289651.story?coll=all_tab01_layout" target="_blank">raping and assaulting a fellow student</a> in his campus apartment.


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