#BROS BEING BROS

This Preakness Bro Is Writing A Book And Will Straight Up Kill You With UFC

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A hero at the Preakness Stakes caught this drunk bro on camera, as he was bragging about the book that he's writing and how he 'does UFC.'

#Christmas

Behold, The Animated Penn State Christmas Lights Display That Blinded And Infuriated A Neighborhood

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A man in Pennsylvania put together an animated Penn State Christmas lights display set to the PSU fight song.

TAILGATING

Penn State Tries To Redeem Itself With The Epic ‘PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong’

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PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong is exactly what it sounds like, although "PSU GRANDMA DOMINATES BEER BONG" also would've worked.

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Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused

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Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.

Spotlight

Sandusky Trial Prosecutor: Joe Paterno Not Involved In Cover-Up

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/horizontal_1378384910.jpg"></a>Words by <a href="http://www.twitter.com/alecbojalad">Alec Bojalad</a> When Joe Paterno died from lung cancer during the height of the Jerry Sandusky scandal/horror movie in 2012, it was hardly a surprise.

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Naturally, Someone Believes That Joe Paterno Might Have Faked His Death

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In today’s ADD social media news feed climate, even the biggest stories of the year can come and go in a matter of days.

#Facebook

Your Facebook Friends, Still The Dumbest People On This Planet

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I’m sure there’s other sports stuff going on, like that one legendary basketball player who got hurt or that expensive baseball pitcher who was beat up, but I’m a simple kind of fella and I can’t help but stop and point when I see something that’s reaaaaaaaaally stupid.

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Jerry Sandusky Will Spend The Rest Of His Life In Prison

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After a year of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/11/about-this-whole-penn-state-scandal" target="_blank">life-ruining scandal</a>, a conviction on <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/so-long-jerry-sandusky" target="_blank">45 counts of sexual abuse</a>, a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/austin-bar-advertises-statutory-grape-jerry-sandusky-special" target="_blank">thousand ill-advised punchlines</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/penn-state-punishment" target="_blank">too many fines and sanctions to remember</a>, the victims of the Jerry Sandusky horror might be able to rest a little easier.

SWEET CAROLINE

Penn State Outlaws Touching, At Least The Kind Neil Diamond Sings About

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One of the great sports wishes of my adulthood has been that stadiums and arenas stop playing Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' all the time.

UNIFORMS

Penn State University Is Changing What’s Important: Their Uniforms

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I had a lot of fun comparing <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/nebraska-cornhuskers-new-alternate-uniforms-adidas-captain-n" target="_blank">the new Nebraksa Cornhuskers alternate uniforms to the jacket Kevin wears on 'Captain N: The Game Master'</a>, and Jesus, I wish I could have that kind of harmless fun with the announcement of Penn State Nittany Lions uniform changes.

PENN STATE UNIVERSITY

Suddenly, Jerry Sandusky Is Explaining How Justice Works

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Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State defensive coach who at the very least showered with young boys, touched their legs in the showers because he's just like Forrest Gump and ended <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/jerry-sandusky-voicemail-audio-penn-state-scandal" target="_blank">a bunch of creepy voice mail messages with "there's nothing really to hide" and "I love you"</a>, thinks it's "unjust" for PSU to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/penn-state-punishment#page/1" target="_blank">fined and punished</a> simply because he molested boys there and everyone in charge of him covered it up to maintain the integrity of their football program.

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So You’ll Have A Terrible Weekend, Here Are Jerry Sandusky’s Gross Voicemails

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Usually I let Burnsy handle the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/the-freeh-report-exposed-the-entire-jerry-sandusky-scandal" target="_blank">Penn State sex scandal stories</a>.

#APPLE

7.25 The Cooler

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Dolly Castro Television’s 12 Most Bad-Ass Brag Lines [Warming Glow] Nate Dogg Leaves $200K In Real Estate To His 6 Children [The Urban Daily] Phillies Ball Girl #CanGetIt [With Leather] Banksy: 2012 Olympic Games [High Definite] All Hail Barry Larkin, Hall Of Famer, His Life [...].

sports illustrated

Sports Illustrated Thinks Penn State Is Dead

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Sports Illustrated wasted little to no time tossing dirt on the grave of Penn State after the NCAA announced <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/07/ncaa-penn-state-punishment">the Nittany Lions institutional fate</a> yesterday.

VIDEOS

Penn State’s Penalties: $60 Million Fine, Postseason Ban & Vacate 100+ Wins

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Well you knew when the NCAA decided to get involved after the Freeh Report released that things were going to get bad for Penn State.

The Freeh Report

Penn State: Paterno Statue Will Come Down

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Weeks after the Freeh report and continued debate revolving around the legacy of Joe Paterno, Penn State <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-paterno-statue-20120722,0,7120603.story">will take down the statue</a> of their former coach that stands outside of Beaver Stadium.

THE COOLER

7.19 The Cooler

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Kameron Dash Sofia Vergara, Kim Kardashian & Eva Longoria Top Highest Paid TV Actress List [Yahoo] Watch Nas on 'The Colbert Report' [Broken Cool] Nelly Discusses Cocaine Rumors, Relationship With Ashanti [92Q Jams] Penn State, Paterno & How The Truth Shall Set You Freeh [...].

#comic con

7.18 The Cooler

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Wakina Christopher Nolan’s Batman: A Hero For The One-Percent.

#comic con

7.16 The Cooler

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Nadia Dawn ‘He Makes Damn Good Meth’: The Best Moments From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Panel At Comic-Con [Uproxx] The World’s Fattest Woman Is Losing Weight… Try And Guess How [With Leather] Mic Terror talks ‘Treated Crew’ [GWHH] The 'What Woman Want' Infographic [TrendHunter] NCAA Must [...].




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