Posts Tagged: penn state

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Behold, The Animated Penn State Christmas Lights Display That Blinded And Infuriated A Neighborhood

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A man in Pennsylvania put together an animated Penn State Christmas lights display set to the PSU fight song.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Penn State Tries To Redeem Itself With The Epic ‘PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong’

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PSU Grandma Tries A Beer Bong is exactly what it sounds like, although "PSU GRANDMA DOMINATES BEER BONG" also would've worked.

CHILD ABUSE

Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused

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Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.

DEAD PEOPLE

Al Pacino is attached to play Joe Paterno in biopic

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Al Pacino is attached to play disgraced former legend Joe Paterno in a biopic, which I thought sounded really weird at first, but then I made this Photoshop, and now I can totally see it.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Penn State Outlaws Touching, At Least The Kind Neil Diamond Sings About

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One of the great sports wishes of my adulthood has been that stadiums and arenas stop playing Neil Diamond's 'Sweet Caroline' all the time.

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Stay Classy, Austin

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Here we see the latest in Austin, Texas' quest to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/06/austin-lost-a-ton-of-cool-points-for-heckling-dave-chappelle-off-the-stage-last-night/" target="_blank">lose all of its cool points</a> -- shifty rape jokes on its local bar marquees.

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At Long Last, Pedobear Makes An Appearance At The Jerry Sandusky Trial

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I don't know about you, but I haven't been following the developments of the Jerry Sandusky trial too closely -- mainly because I read some stuff about the opening day's testimony and it made me want to move away to an island far away from humanity's reach.

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If Anything, Joe Paterno’s Death Was Convenient For Tim Curley

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When asked by investigators if former Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary had reported witnessing Jerry Sandusky raping a young child in team facilities, former Penn State University athletic director Tim Curley said no.

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Joe Paterno Has Technically Been Laid To Rest

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Today marks the third and final day of memorial services for former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who passed away on Sunday.

CHILD ABUSE

Penn State Update: Mike McQueary Is Testifying Like Ralph Wiggum

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It's still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of <a href="http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/12/15/espn-the-mags-year-in-sports-cover-is-certainly-provocative-but-not-in-a-good-way-pic/">ESPN's horrifying HANDS OFF cover</a>), and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/16/mike-mcqueary-testifies-i-saw-sandusky-raping-that-boy/">TMZ's</a> latest updates on what's being said during Mike McQueary's preliminary hearing testimony won't make it any easier.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Report: Urban Meyer Denies Having Bladder, Pisses All Over The Place

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Remember when we cared so much about the Ohio State White Elephant Gift Exchange Scandal that tattoo parlor operators were being sent to jail and players were getting suspended by the NFL for things they might've done in college.

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‘Development’ Isn’t The Word I’d Use

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Nike's World Headquarters Campus near Beaverton, Oregon, has a child day care facility called the Joe Paterno Child Development Center.

Here’s The Penn State Joke Supercut From Last Night’s South Park You’ve Been Waiting For

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As I watched last night's episode of South Park, which was just rife with Penn State jokes -- most of them delivered by a Child Protective Services case worker -- I thought, "I wonder how long it's going to take from someone to make a supercut of all these cracks.

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The 10 Creepiest Quotes From The Jerry Sandusky Interview With Bob Costas

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Earlier today, Burnsy sent me an e-mail that read "I suppose we should do something about this" and linked to the <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/inq-pennstate/133856138.html">Lion Eyes</a> transcript of Monday night's phone interview between Bob Costas and Jerry Saundusky.

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Sports Fans, Jedi Squirrels, and Links

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Thanks to Stinky Pete for screencapping this.

AUSTRALIA

Morning Links, Now With 100% More Prez References

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Links Australia Is Getting DC Comics License Plates.

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Ashton Kutcher: I Can’t Handle The Twitter

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Following his <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/">impossibly stupid Joe Paterno/Penn State tweet</a> last night and the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/the-20-finest-kutchertweets/#page/1">often hilarious reaction to it</a>, Ashton Kutcher has come to a realization, you guys: <a href="http://aplusk.posterous.com/twitter-management">a Twitter account is simply too much for him to handle on his own</a>.

ASHTON KUTCHER

The 20 Finest #KutcherTweets

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Earlier <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/11/ashton-kutcher-said-something-impossibly-stupid/" target="_blank">Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher's Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet</a> so I'm going to skip ahead to the part where the world's least talented handsome hobo actor gets mercilessly ridiculed by the internet for being such a hopeless dummy.

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Ashton Kutcher Said Something Impossibly Stupid

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In the event you haven't heard, last night <a href="http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=pf-forde_paterno_firing_prompts_chaos111011">Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno</a> -- the man who's been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading this have been alive -- in the wake of the revelation that he basically looked the other way when he learned that one of his assistants was a child molester.

ALBERTO DEL RIO

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 11/7 – Live On Tape From Liverpool

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Pre-show notes: - As always, and yes, I'm begging, make sure to drop us a comment when you're done reading the report.


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