#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Report: Urban Meyer Denies Having Bladder, Pisses All Over The Place

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Remember when we cared so much about the Ohio State White Elephant Gift Exchange Scandal that tattoo parlor operators were being sent to jail and players were getting suspended by the NFL for things they might've done in college.

SOME THINGS JUST ARENT FUNNY

‘Development’ Isn’t The Word I’d Use

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Nike's World Headquarters Campus near Beaverton, Oregon, has a child day care facility called the Joe Paterno Child Development Center.

#south park

Here’s The Penn State Joke Supercut From Last Night’s South Park You’ve Been Waiting For

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As I watched last night's episode of South Park, which was just rife with Penn State jokes -- most of them delivered by a Child Protective Services case worker -- I thought, "I wonder how long it's going to take from someone to make a supercut of all these cracks.

SOME THINGS JUST ARENT FUNNY

The 10 Creepiest Quotes From The Jerry Sandusky Interview With Bob Costas

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Earlier today, Burnsy sent me an e-mail that read "I suppose we should do something about this" and linked to the Lion Eyes transcript of Monday night's phone interview between Bob Costas and Jerry Saundusky.

#Facebook

Sports Fans, Jedi Squirrels, and Links

Thanks to Stinky Pete for screencapping this.

#PRO WRESTLING

Morning Links, Now With 100% More Prez References

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Links Australia Is Getting DC Comics License Plates.

#Twitter

The 20 Finest #KutcherTweets

Earlier Cajun Boy thoroughly examined the all-encompassing idiocy/hypocrisy/obliviousness that was Ashton Kutcher's Joe Paterno firing reaction tweet so I'm going to skip ahead to the part where the world's least talented handsome hobo actor gets mercilessly ridiculed by the internet for being such a hopeless dummy.

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Ashton Kutcher Said Something Impossibly Stupid

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In the event you haven't heard, last night Penn State University fired legendary football coach Joe Paterno -- the man who's been the head coaching football there longer than most of the people reading this have been alive -- in the wake of the revelation that he basically looked the other way when he learned that one of his assistants was a child molester.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 11/7 – Live On Tape From Liverpool

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Pre-show notes: - As always, and yes, I'm begging, make sure to drop us a comment when you're done reading the report.

#COSPLAY

Captain America Crowd Surfs, Hitman Kitty Remains Joyless, and Links

50 Cats Straight Chillin' (Part Two) [Uproxx] What Bin Laden’s Death Means: One Veteran’s Take [WarmingGlow] The web reacts to the death of Osama Bin Laden with gifs, photoshops, videos, etc.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

JOE PATERNO LOOKS 20 MINUTES YOUNGER

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Joe Paterno had vision correction surgery after his Penn State Nittany Lions played in the Capital One bowl, and he showed off that specs-free look yesterday.

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COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN

A few records were set in the past couple weeks, and I'm breaking them down in one post.


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