SEX OFFENDERS

A Man Named Michael Dick Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating Near ‘Tickle Creek’

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Dick would drive around in a pickup truck wearing a wig, naked, looking for women to expose himself to.

perverts

A Pervert Is Secretly Filming Women On The DC Metro For A Porn Website

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Sorry boys, this honor is only reserved for the ladies.

clowns

A Scary Clown At A Haunted House Was Arrested For Inappropriately Touching A Teenage Girl

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No good can come of using a electrical neck massage machine as a haunted house prop.

#BROS BEING BROS

A Drunk Pervert Posed As A TSA Agent So He Could Grope Random Women

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After having a few drinks, a traveler at the San Francisco International Airport decided that he was dressed a lot like a TSA agent.

URBAN ARMOR

Introducing The ‘Personal Space Dress’ That Nonchalantly Tells Guys To Get Lost

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While it's only a DIY idea right now, Urban Armor offers women instructions on how to build this amazing 'Personal Space Dress.'

public transportation

Some Dude Whipped Out His Penis And Started Touching Himself On A Crowded Philadelphia Bus

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A video of a man riding a packed Philadelphia bus while exposing and touching himself went viral this week. Never change, Philly.

TAMPA BAY

RIP, Pervert Dave. (Florida Friday)

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Today's unusual obituary name comes to us from Citrus County, where friends and family say goodbye to 'Pervert Dave.'

WENDYS

Meet The Genius Pervert Who Went Through The Same Wendy's Drive-Thru Naked Three Times

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What's dumber than going through the same fast food drive-thru naked three times? Doing it over the course of two days!

RUSSIA

This Skin Care Clinic Was Forced To Close Because Of A Super Unfortunate Name

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This company could have probably saved itself a lot of trouble (and, a lot of perverts) by doing just a little bit of research.

perverts

NBC Is The Proud Owner Of Websites Like LuvInABarnyard.org And Crotcheteria.com

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It turns out NBC has to register all the creepy URLs they use on "Law & Order: SVU." This is hilarious.

roller skating

Meet The Roller Rink Pervert Who Fondled The Feet Of Over 200 Little Boys

Roller Rink employee is pretty much the perfect job if you're a foot fetish pedophile.

#Twitter

Oh McKayla Maroney, Your 18th Birthday Tweet Was A Terrible Idea

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With her birthday just five days away, McKayla Maroney reminded Twitter that she's turning 18 and guys responded how you would have expected.

#emma stone

Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

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If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.

#Facebook

Sorry, HS Baseball Players, This Is What Your Internet Girlfriend Really Looks Like

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An elaborate scheme to teach high school baseball players the value of not sending nude pictures to strangers, or a horrible man's attempt to see kid dicks.

UCLA BRUINS

Mel Gibson Caught A UCLA Basketball Game, Might Have Glanced At A Cheerleader

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The UCLA Bruins opened their brand new Pauley Pavilion with an 86-59 win over Indiana State Saturday night, which means that NCAA Men’s Basketball is underway and people can begin pretending like anything matters before March.

#Facebook

Badabing Makes Facebook Perving Easy

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Yeah, enabling voyeurism on Facebook, that's not creepy. At all! In any way! Whatsoever! Really!


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