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Keith Olbermann Takes Pete Carroll To The Woodshed For The ‘Dumbest Super Bowl Loss Ever’

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Just when you thought you'd heard every criticism of the Seahawks under the sun, Keith Olbermann calls for the Seahawks to BLOW. IT. UP.

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Super Bowl XLIX Live Blog, Second Half

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After a mostly scoreless first half, two late scoring drives have the pace picking up.

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Packers-Seahawks NFC Championship, Second Half

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Russell Wilson has 12 passing yards and three interceptions. Surprise! The Seahawks are losing.

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Packers-Seahawks NFC Championship Live Blog

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Aaron Rodgers is hurt and the weather is a mess. Doesn't bode well for the Packers.

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Panthers-Seahawks Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

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Kam Chancellor almost blocked every kick.

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Panthers-Seahawks Playoff Live Blog

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Can the Panthers upset the Seahawks on the road? Probably not, but they might be able to keep it close.

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Seahawks-Cardinals SNF, Second Half

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Ryan Lindley is 5/15 in the first half and even that is good for him because no picks.

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Seahawks-49ers Food Coma Live Blog, Second Half

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The 49ers would have a chance if they had an offense.

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Reports: Seattle ready to say au revoir to Beast Mode

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Candy stores across Seattle will mourn his departure.

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Cowboys Achieve Legititude With Win In Seattle

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Damn, guess we have to respect Dallas now.

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Pete Carroll and Seattle Seahawks Punished for Excessively Rough Minicamp

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Winning the Super Bowl does not mean you're above the rules, Pete.

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Pete Carroll Put His Strutting Game At Risk Returning Kickoffs During Practice

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Forget the concussion risks associated with taking a headshot from a safety, Carroll jeopardized the greatest gift he has given the NFL, his sideline demeanor.

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Pete Carroll’s 9/11 Truthers Celebrate

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Pete Carroll's Seahawks won a Super Bowl across the river from Manhattan, which is almost like winning across the street from the Free Mason hall.

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A Guided Tour of New York City with Pete Carroll

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It's truly a remarkable place teeming with energy, but even more than that, it's the nexus of the dark forces of corporate avarice that pull the strings of power across the globe! So let's check it out!

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Jim Harbaugh tried to recruit Pete Carroll’s son in 2006

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So Harbaugh tried to pull a Ned Flanders and adopt his neighbor's son.

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Saints-Seahawks Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

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If the Saints had more than a missed field goal to show for the first half, being down 16 points might seem fortunate.

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Week 9 Late Games Open Thread

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The winless Buccaneers travel to Seattle. This should be fun.


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