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Seahawks-Rams Live Blog, Second Half

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Teams swap possessions, then St.

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Seahawks-Cardinals THF Live Blog, First Half

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[via] Last season, the Cardinals pulled an upset over Seattle in the Pink Taco.

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49ers-Seahawks SNF Live Blog, Second Half

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Very kind of this game to take an hour off for the nation to take in "Breaking Bad", be traumatized then return for more grueling grind-out defensive football full of hits and not points.

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Pete Carroll Is Just A Man With Questions

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Via Deadspin comes the story of Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll and his meeting last spring with retired U.

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Looking To Ensure The Seahawks Win The NFC, The Vikings Trade Percy Harvin To Seattle

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Rather than accept slightly less value in a trade with a middling team, or perhaps a non-conference power, the Vikings are content to accept this year's first- and seventh-round pick, as well as a mid-round pick next year, from Seattle in exchange for the dynamic but discontent Percy Harvin.

TRADES!

Great News, Fans Of Awful Teams: Matt Flynn Can Probably Be Yours For A Low, Low Price

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Last year, Matt Flynn won the Matt Cassel/Schaub Award for a Backup QB Most Likely to Earn a Huge Payday after he closed out the Green Bay Packers’ season with a 480-yard, 6 TD game against the Detroit Lions.

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Seahawks-Falcons Live Blog, Second Half

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It appears the Falcons are tired of their playoff choker narrative and that Tony Gonzalez has no plans on having his career end today.

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Seahawks-Redskins Live Blog, Second Half

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Redskins dominated early and stormed to a 14-0 lead on their first two drives.

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Seahawks-Redskins Live Blog, First Half

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For the first time in 13 years, a postseason game is set at FedEx Field.

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Pete Carroll’s Cocky Strut Is The New Henne Smirk

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The Seahawks trounced the 49ers, but Pete Carroll didn't run up the score as much as he could have, so I suppose that counts as a win for civility and a triumph of the holiday spirit.

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Pete Carroll Is Super Sorry About The Fake Punt You Made Him Do

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Another week, another debate about the inherent rightness of a team running up the score on an opponent.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks

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The 2011 Seahawks were a halfway decent team hamstrung by a subpar quarterback.

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I Got Something To Tell Ya, Bud

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No No No I Know You Just Threw A Touchdown I Know.

#LeBron James

Nate Robinson Speaks On The NFL

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We wrote a few nights back that Nate Robinson was either seriously thinking of trying the NFL or he was just having some fun at the expense of Pete Carroll.

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Pete Carroll Shows He Cares…By Scaring His Team S—less

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Newly minted Seattle Seahawk head coach Pete Carroll's never ending tour of trying to be the zany coach every player is supposed to love continued this week as he used the old parlor trick retirement home facilitators use to thin out the herd by putting a fake snake in a water cooler then videotaping the subsequent reactions.

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USC Kept The Receipt On Reggie Bush’s Heisman

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The regime change in the athletic department at Southern Cal has already claimed its first victim, and he stands about 13 inches tall and is composed of solid bronze.

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NCAA: USC Has Been Bad, We Guess

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The University of Southern California football program is expected to receive a two-year postseason ban from the NCAA today, and the Trojans could also forfeit up to 20 scholarships and possibly some wins from previous seasons.

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TSS Inferno: The Week In People That Suck

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Maybe it’s been the amount of free time I’ve had this week, but I’ve been catching up with this television show called The News and it’s pretty interesting.


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