WHORES

"Critic" Pete Hammond Had an Extra Whorey Year

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This year, quote whore Pete Hammond gave positive reviews to 48 out of 58 movies, and one of the 10 negatives was Edgar Wright's 'The World's End.'

WHORES

WATCH: Pete Hammond offers his hard-hitting analysis of ‘Jobs’

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Did you know our old buddy <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/pete-hammonds-fast-five-review-is-a-masterpiece-of-quote-whoring" target="_blank">Pete Hammond </a>does video reviews now.

WEEKEND MOVIE GUIDE

Weekend Movie Guide: Vikings, Russians, Hobos, Black Folks, Yuppies

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Phew, a lot of movies coming out this weekend, including two I've actually seen.

WHORES

Pete Hammond’s Fast Five review is a masterpiece of quote whoring

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When I first saw this week's TV spots for Fast Five touting meaningless critic recommendations like "an adrenaline-pumping blast that leaves everything else in its dust.

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The Money Quote from Pete Hammond’s Fighter Article

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Pete Hammond's output as a critic seems to have slowed down a little of late, perhaps due to his job doing "awards coverage" for Deadline.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 17: Extremo the Clown, Social Network with Pajiba

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Look, if you haven't listened to the Frotcast before, I think this one deserves your time.

WHORES

Count the blatant quote-whoring in Pete Hammond’s Expendables review

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(Pete and <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2010/08/die-literally" target="_blank">Rachel Zoe</a>, sittin' in a tree, L-I-T-E-RA-LL-ee.

WHORES

Knight & Day’s Orwellian ads fail to convince public

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It hasn't ended up online yet, but if you've been watching the NBA finals or the World Cup at all in the last few days, you've probably seen the new commercial for Knight and Day that prominently features quotes calling it "FRESH" and "ORIGINAL," and painting it as the island of creativity in a sea of remakes and sequels.

WHORES

Guess which critic loved Shrek. Go ahead, guess.

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The other day, FilmDrunkard David was kind enough to send me the above screencap from the RottenTomatoes <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/shrek_goes_fourth/" target="_blank">reviews page</a> for Shrek Forever After, showing that it had received only one positive review.

WHORES

Count the blatant whoring attempts in Pete Hammond’s Iron Man 2 review

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Like porn and pleasing me sexually, the entertainment industry is an area in which kissing ass really does pay.

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PETE HAMMOND HAS LOST WEIGHT

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Either Spazzy McSpazzerson here is Sandra Bullock's new number one fan, or <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/pete-hammond-wants-credit-for-sandra-bullocks-oscar-nom">Pete Hammond</a> is looking remarkably svelte lately.

THE HURT LOCKER

HURT LOCKER PRODUCER FORCED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING HONEST

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Hurt Locker producer Nicolas Chartier sent out what seems like a pretty honest and logical email urging people to choose Hurt Locker as best picture, which the fun-hating shrivs at the academy have since made him apologize for.

#JEFF BRIDGES

SANDRA BULLOCK IS: WHITEFACE DIANA ROSS

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Sandra-Bullocks-giant-hair.jpg"></a>The <a href="http://video.nytimes.com/video/2010/02/15/magazine/1247467035861/the-best-performances-of-the-decade.html?hp" target="_blank">NY Times</a> recently posted a video (after the jump) of famous actors choosing their favorite performances of the decade.

WHORES

PETE HAMMOND WANTS CREDIT FOR SANDRA BULLOCK'S OSCAR NOM

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(From left: Pete Hammond, Sandra Bullock, Retard Pig.

WHORES

EVERYONE HATES OLD DOGS. ALMOST.

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I'd love to review Old Dogs just to tell you how bad it is, but there's a limit to how much I'm willing to suffer for you guys, and I already have to read entertainment columns.

THE BLIND SIDE

PETE HAMMOND ACCIDENTALLY SAYS SOMETHING FUNNY

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If you pay any attention to the world of film critics, and I hope to God you don't, you've probably already heard of Pete Hammond, who's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/01/whore-of-the-year-awards" target="_blank">sort of notorious</a> for being a whore.


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