Gronk Is Begging You To Curse Him, Bro

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New England Patriots tight end slash adult film industry philanderer slash teenage dunk master Rob Gronkowski is harnessing the power of social media (and obnoxious-for-pay viral videos) to compel his fan base to rock the ESPN's SportsNation vote and get him on the cover of 'Madden 13'.


Peyton Hillis Won't Get Tagged, But He Might Get Bugged

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From ESPN's Adam Schefter today come two revelations about Peyton Hillis, one surprising, one not so much.


High Schooler With Down Syndrome Rushes For 75 More Yards Than Peyton Hillis

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By way of Prep Rally comes the most inspirational thing you're going to see today, and a great counterpoint to yesterday's collarbone-breaking child abuse.

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Has The Madden Curse Claimed Peyton Hillis As Its Victim?


I'll be honest, if you want in-depth discussion of Peyton Hillis, I'm about the last guy to ask.


Peyton Hillis Is Just Giving Up On Everything

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Somewhere between a 1,100-yard, 11-scores season and a cursed Madden cover, Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis turned into Steve Urkel and started f**king up everything about his life and the lives of those around him.


“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even a Twitter account devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.


Peyton’s Place

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Hey Cleveland, get ready for another excuse for why you never win anything: Browns running back Peyton Hillis is the face of Madden NFL 12.


It’s Peyton vs. Vick For ‘Madden 12′ Cover. Not That Peyton…

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Electronic Arts's bracket, designed to select a cover athlete for the next Madden game, has finally reached its championship round.

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