- Geek & Sci-Fi
"A hammock is relaxing, unless you're trying to masturbate in one.
Looking to spice things up in the bedroom.
Thinking about planning a vacation.
Trying to figure out how to finagle that poker night out with your buddies.
Thinking about sexually assaulting someone.
Thinking about getting into shape.
Feeling inadequate because you drive a minivan.
Can't figure out what to get for Christmas.