- Geek & Sci-Fi
Golfer Stewart Cink revealed his farmer's tan. The newsworthy part is that it's happening on the upper half of his head. Stewart Cink is Powder, you guys.
Ben Crane seems like a normal guy who could have a nice, under the radar career.
If you didn't listen to my appearance on Dan Levy's podcast this morning then you haven't heard my totally awesome and not-over-the-top-at-all take on Adam Scott's long putter, which he uses with an overhand grip while bracing the end of the shaft up against his chest (ah, that takes me back).
South African Charl Schwartzel won his first major ever at Augusta National yesterday, and now everyone is p:ssed because nobody has ever heard of this guy.
Beloved American sports reporter Jim Gray was dismissed from an assignment covering the PGA Tour yesterday.
Devon James, the adult film star who is perhaps best known for being one of Tiger Woods' sex partners before the golf star divorced his wife, is allegedly marketing a sex tape featuring the both of them mashin' dem guts.
Elin Woods has broken her silence, and I'd like to think that she did it with the cutest little Swedish accent.
Everybody's had those Rip Van Winkle days when we fade off to sleep forgetting to recharge our phone batteries and wake up to the realization that the Turkish immigrants you hired to dust your house for two bucks an hour have been banging on the screen door for almost half the day.
Coming to a television near you is a report that a human exists that is so biologically superior to all of us that she, at her current age of seven, could probably beat most of us at any competition known to man besides the one where we can prove that we are legally allowed to drive a car.
In his infinite wisdom, Larry David has a theory on the origin of neck injuries.
Phil Mickelson has a tendency to either be an incredibly clutch golfer or one of the biggest choke artists in all of sports.
The tortuous volume of angst continues to build in Tiger Woods' loins as his legal team continues to hash out the terms of his divorce with the former and soon to be again Elin Nordegren.
Tiger Woods is trying to get out of his marriage faster than Usain Bolt.
Tiger Woods wasn't the only one that fell on his face this weekend.
At least one report out there in the series of tubes is quoting a source close to Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods (for now, anyway).
Jimmy Kimmel had a clever bit on his late-night television program the other day when he "outsourced" his order of Tiger Woods jokes to a "call center" in "India.
Jim Nantz of CBS Sports is a lot of things, unlike Saskatchewan-based restauranteur Jim Nance, who I find to be one-dimensional and pithy.
Apparently we never got around to mentioning that Tiki Barber is dumping his Asian wife for a white girl, partly because of my travel schedule, and partly because Tiki is the black Paris Hilton.