Posts Tagged: PGA TOUR

GOLF

Stop Whatever You’re Doing And Look At Stewart Cink’s Ghastly Uncle Fester Head

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Golfer Stewart Cink revealed his farmer's tan. The newsworthy part is that it's happening on the upper half of his head. Stewart Cink is Powder, you guys.

BEN CRANE

PGA Star Loses GD Mind

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Ben Crane seems like a normal guy who could have a nice, under the radar career.

ADAM SCOTT

Scott’s Long Putter Is A War Crime

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If you didn't listen to <a href="http://onthedlpodcast.com/2011/04/dl552-josh-zerkle-bethlehem-shoals-on-why-we%e2%80%99re-all-quitting-this-week/">my appearance on Dan Levy's podcast</a> this morning then you haven't heard my totally awesome and not-over-the-top-at-all take on Adam Scott's long putter, which he uses with an overhand grip while bracing the end of the shaft up against his chest (ah, that takes me back).

GOLF

Charl Schwartzel Wins The Masters

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South African Charl Schwartzel won his first major ever at Augusta National yesterday, and now everyone is p:ssed because nobody has ever heard of this guy.

AS SEEN ON TV

Jim Gray Gets A Long Weekend

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Beloved American sports reporter Jim Gray was dismissed from an assignment covering the PGA Tour yesterday.

GOLF

Tiger Woods Sex Tape Something Something

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Devon James, the adult film star who is perhaps best known for being one of Tiger Woods' sex partners before the golf star divorced his wife, is allegedly marketing a sex tape featuring the both of them mashin' dem guts.

ELIN NORDEGREN

Elin Woods Does Interview To Tell Everyone That She Won’t Be Doing Interviews

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Elin Woods has broken her silence, and I'd like to think that she did it with the cutest little Swedish accent.

GOLF

Jim Furyk DQ’d For Oversleeping, Throws Cell Phone Under the Bus

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Everybody's had those Rip Van Winkle days when we fade off to sleep forgetting to recharge our phone batteries and wake up to the realization that the Turkish immigrants you hired to dust your house for two bucks an hour have been banging on the screen door for almost half the day.

GOLF

There’s A Tiger Woods Baby On the Loose?

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Coming to a television near you is a report that a human exists that is so biologically superior to all of us that she, at her current age of seven, could probably beat most of us at any competition known to man besides the one where we can prove that we are legally allowed to drive a car.

BRITISH OPEN

Tiger Will Stick His Neck Out For US Open

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In his infinite wisdom, Larry David has a theory on the origin of neck injuries.

PGA TOUR

Lefty Has To Settle For No. 2

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Phil Mickelson has a tendency to either be an incredibly clutch golfer or one of the biggest choke artists in all of sports.

GOLF

Tiger Woods C*ckblocked By Wife, Who Wants $750 Mil

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The tortuous volume of angst continues to build in Tiger Woods' loins as his legal team continues to hash out the terms of his divorce with the former and soon to be again Elin Nordegren.

DWYANE WADE

Tiger Woods, D-Wade Divorce Updates

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Tiger Woods is trying to get out of his marriage faster than Usain Bolt.

PGA TOUR

Another ‘Fan’ Got Tased, This Time In Golf

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Tiger Woods wasn't the only one that fell on his face this weekend.

PGA TOUR

Tiger Woods Divorce ’100 Percent Happening’

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At least one report out there in the series of tubes is quoting a source close to Elin Nordegren, wife of Tiger Woods (for now, anyway).

AS SEEN ON TV

Tiger Woods Jokes: Straight Outta Calcutta

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Jimmy Kimmel had a clever bit on his late-night television program the other day when he "outsourced" his order of Tiger Woods jokes to a "call center" in "India.

PGA TOUR

Jim Nantz Can’t Do Tiger’s Job

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Jim Nantz of CBS Sports is a lot of things, unlike Saskatchewan-based restauranteur Jim Nance, who I find to be one-dimensional and pithy.

GOLF

Tiger Woods vs. Tiki Barber: Who Philandered Better?

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Apparently we never got around to mentioning that Tiki Barber <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/04/my-dear-i-leave-you-with-my-head-held-high.html">is dumping his Asian wife for a white girl</a>, partly because of my travel schedule, and partly because Tiki is the black Paris Hilton.

GOLF

FIGJAMMIN’: NOTES FROM THE MASTERS

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Sunday capped off an impressive day of golf at The Masters, one that saw that one guy that doesn't cut his hair win his third green jacket at Augusta National.


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