AUGUSTA NATIONAL GOLF CLUB

Phil Mickelson Does Not Enjoy Your Dumbass Questions

By

<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/phil-mickelson-dumbass-question/dumbass" rel="attachment wp-att-107703"></a>Okay, so maybe this is a case of Phil Mickelson being a butthole to somebody who was just trying to be friendly, but it could also be a revolutionary step toward removing assy form-questions from the sports guy/journalist equation.

CHARITY

Phil Mickelson Proves That Golf Never Helped Anyone

By | 4 Comments

Phil Mickelson had a chance to raise a million dollars for children and failed to do so because he is a terrible person and should never be allowed to golf again.

CRISTIANO RONALDO

Forbes' Top 10 Highest Paid Athletes Is A Real Likable Bunch

By | 17 Comments

I don’t know about you hard-working folks, but when I hear that Forbes has <a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2012/06/18/mayweather-tops-list-of-the-worlds-100-highest-paid-athletes/">released its list of the 100 Highest Paid Athletes</a>, it might as well be Christmas morning to me.

alex rodriguez

LeBron, Tiger Woods Place High On Depressing Forbes Celebrity Power List

By | 10 Comments

Forbes magazine today released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/#p_1_s_a0_All%20categories_" target="_blank">The World's Most Powerful Celebrities</a>, a top 100 list that ranks stars based on press coverage, social media buzz and whose agents paid Forbes the most money to put them on a list.

DALLAS COWBOYS

Tony Romo Totally Jinxed Tiger Woods

By | 3 Comments

Every time Tiger Woods fails to win a tournament these days, his lack of effort is usually followed by a few hundred newspaper and Internet columns declaring his career over and done.

BABY DADDY DRAMA

TMZ’s Phil Mickelson Story Is Amazing

By | 2 Comments

The story: A guy on a message board somewhere posted a thing about how golf pro Phil Mickelson and his wife were cheating on each other a la "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" and mentioned that Lefty had fathered an illegitimate child.

PGA TOUR

Lefty Has To Settle For No. 2

By

Phil Mickelson has a tendency to either be an incredibly clutch golfer or one of the biggest choke artists in all of sports.

Masters Tournament

Lucky Lefty Strikes Again

By | 7 Comments

<a href="http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/04/12/tiger-woods-must-be-stewing-at-the-phil-mickelson-family-storyline-dominating-the-media-today/"> It couldn't have played out any better.  One of golf's top players returns to form on one of its biggest stages after a year of personal issues weighed heavily on his game.  Charging up the leaderboard over the weekend with a flurry of eagles & birdies, to the adoration of a roaring crowd.  Insert Phil Mickelson for Tiger Woods and then you've got that story. Lets be honest though, if this wasn't Tiger's coming home party we probably wouldn't even be talking about this here.  And for his first tournament since <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/11/tiger-woods-aint-no-snitch">last November</a>, Tiger played surprisingly well after the long layoff.

GOLF

FIGJAMMIN’: NOTES FROM THE MASTERS

By | 11 Comments

Sunday capped off an impressive day of golf at The Masters, one that saw that one guy that doesn't cut his hair win his third green jacket at Augusta National.

GOLF

FAVORITE TO WIN MASTERS? GUESS…

By

From the desk of Kinda Mind Blowing But Not Really: the betting odds for winning the Masters have been released, and you know who is the projected favorite, at 3 to 1.

GOLF

THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON

By | 4 Comments

That whiny little milquetoast Scott McCarron got his way.

GOLF

QUIT YOUR CRYING, SCOTT MCCARRON

By | 6 Comments

I have a problem with pro golfers in general, most of them seem like a bunch of whiners in their little traveling country club where they seem content to just make a few cuts every year and not make any sort of push for a title.

GOLF

JUST GIVE TIGER THE TROPHY NOW

By | 2 Comments

Tiger Woods is already leading the PGA Championship after shooting a five-under-par 67 today, and that's good enough for me.

PHIL MICKELSON

US OPEN RECAP: BAD WEATHER, GOOD STORIES

By | 5 Comments

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucas_Glover">Lucas Glover</a> was the guy you've never heard of before that won the US Open earlier today.

GOLF

LEFTY’S WIFE HAS CANCER :(

By | 14 Comments

Amy Mickelson, the wife of PGA choke artist Phil Mickelson, has been diagnosed with breast cancer.

GOLF

MICKELSON DID NOT ‘GET IN THE WATER’

By | 5 Comments

One of the stunning non-chokes in early 2009 has to be Phil Mickenson's victory at Doral over the weekend, as Lefty held off a weekend charge from Fres-yes State's own Nick Watney.

GOLF

TIGER AND LEFTY WILL PAIR UP AT U.S. OPEN

By | 16 Comments

It's no secret that Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are the two best golfers in the world, separated only by a metaphorical ocean of desire and concentration that Mickelson will never have.

CRAPPY TV SHOWS

PHIL MICKELSON TO APPEAR IN ‘ENTOURAGE’

By | 19 Comments

Phil Mickelson has long had a reputation for being one of -- if not THE -- biggest self-absorbed douchebag on the PGA Tour, so it should come as no surprise that he'll be <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/052208dnsponichols.34ca460.html" target="_blank">appearing in the preferred show for self-absorbed douchebags</a>, Entourage.

GOLF

PHIL MICKELSON USED TO BE SKINNY

By | 3 Comments

Phil Mickelson used to sound exactly like the pimply-faced kid from The Simpsons.

GOLF

A FAREWELL TO MAN-BOOBS

By | 5 Comments

Bad news, ladies: Phil Mickelson <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/golf/pga/2007-01-16-mickelson-fedexcup_x.htm" target="_blank">spent the offseason working out</a>, and now he's lost that lovable cuddliness that makes him the fan favorite everywhere he goes.




Powered by WordPress.com VIP