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Five Things You Should Listen To Before Phil Simms’ Opinions On This Year’s Draft Class

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Just a few handy suggestions for things to listen to instead of Phil Simms.

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Phil Simms Is Fascinated By THE BOOK

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Jim Nantz: If you’re just joining us, we’ve got a real barn-burner going on down here in Dallas, folks.

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Colors Are Hard For Phil Simms

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The NFL's breast cancer awareness month means a slew of pink accents to the game experience, including pink first down markers, pink penalty flags and pink elements on team uniforms.

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Phil Simms Introduces Line Of Creepy New Instructional Videos

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There are many ways for running backs to learn how to secure the ball, but only one of them comes with Phil Simms' rapegaze.

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Jets Fans Somewhat Displeased With Godawful Quarter – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Someone has produced video of Jets fans berating and screaming obscenities at the team's players as they exited the field for the locker room at halftime of their blowout loss to New England on Thanksgiving.

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Phil Simms Did Bath Salts Before The Steelers-Giants Game

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The NFL has far more bad announcers than good ones.

#TAYLOR SWIFT

2.7 The Cooler

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Nikki J 10 Online Resources for Free, Legal Music [Mashable] Magic's Gilbert Arenas Served Court Papers At A Game [ESPN] Trina Wears Revealing Dress On Stage [TUD] John Kerry Breaks With Obama On Afghanistan [HuffPo] Captain's Log: Marisa Miller [Uproxx] Brent Celek Explains His Strange Condition [...].

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Phil Simms Is An Angry Dude

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While interacting with his fans at the NFL Xperience in Dallas, Desmond Howard was confronted by an irate Phil Simms, who has been holding an apparent grudge against Howard since he called Phil's son, Matt Simms, one of the three worst quarterbacks in the SEC.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

EVEN PHIL SIMMS THINKS TEBOW SUCKS

NFL analyst and former Super Bowl MVP Phil Simms was asked about what kind of pro Tim Tebow would be, and while Simms said that Tebow would probably make it in the NFL as a quarterback, he didn't think that the Florida signal-caller would be quite the hero that he had been in Gainesville.

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PHIL SIMMS IS GONNA BE A SITCOM STAR

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There are some heretics out there who think the ABC pilot spun off from the GEICO's "cavemen" commercials is a bad idea.


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