GIANCARLO STANTON

Giancarlo Hit A Baseball Stupid Hard For This Line Drive Home Run

There are certain immutable facts of life that no one bothers to argue, like the sky is blue and the Earth is round.

Burgers

The Phillies’ Triple Triple Burger Is Real, Spectacular, And Not An April Fools’ Joke

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The Philadelphia Phillies are likely not going to be a very good baseball team.

THE GOLDBERGS

‘The Goldbergs’ Recreated Veterans Stadium For A Special Philadelphia Phillies Episode

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Once again 'The Goldbergs' does not mess around when getting their details accurate.

JONATHAN PAPELBON

Watch Jonathan Papelbon Get Ejected After Taunting Phillies Fans With A Crotch Grab

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Pro-Tip: Don't taunt your own fans with a crotch grab. It's not very nice.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

#ART

The Phillies Let Children Draw Their Starting Lineup Photos And It Was Adorable

The Philadelphia Phillies players were introduced on Sunday with some really cute drawings from their youngest fans.

#MLB

Let’s Watch Dan Uggla Break The Hearts And Minds Of A Bunch Of Obnoxious Phillies Fans

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Dan Uggla hit a grand slam in the 9th inning to put the Braves over the Phillies. Here are the hilarious, heartbreaking reactions.

#MLB

The Phillie Phanatic Got His Own ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ Parody Song And It Is Amazing

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The Phillie Phanatic, undersea king and best-ever sports mascot, stars in a parody of Ylvis' 'The Fox.' What's the Phanatic say? HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!

#MLB

Carlos Ruiz (And The Phillie Phanatic) Surprised A 6-Year Old Leukemia Patient

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Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiez and the Phillie Phanatic showed up to surprise a 6-year old with Leukemia during his honorary fireman ceremony. TEARS.

#BREAKING BAD

Walter White As A Phillies Fan Was Too Far For The ‘Breaking Bad’ Writers To Go

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Breaking Bad writer Thomas Schnauz tweeted that he wanted to make Walter White a Philadelphia Phillies fan, but that it would've made him too unlikable.

#MLB

ICYMI: The Phillie Phanatic Parodied Nirvana’s Nevermind

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The Phillie Phanatic parodied Nirvana's 'Nevermind' for a retro night at Citizen's Bank Park, and here it is in its naked, furry, wet glory.

WHAT THE WHAT?

Lehigh Valley IronPigs To Fan: ‘Congratulations On Your Upcoming Death’

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The Minor League Lehigh Valley IronPigs had a CELEBRATION OF LIFE night, featuring a funeral giveaway to a man with Lou Gehrig's Disease. No, seriously.

#MLB

Let’s Watch A Phillies Groundskeeper Get Caught Under The Tarp

Sometimes you cover the field with a tarp.

SIGOURNEY MCCLEAF

Philly Reporter Sigourney McCleaf Invents The ‘Tongue Twat’ (And Morning Links)

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Okay, maybe she didn't invent it, but here's Sigourney McCleaf, ace on-the-scene reporter for PHL17, celebrating Cliff Lee's 1600th strikeout with a real Tongue twat.

#MLB

You’re A Real Classy Bunch, Yankees Fans (Absolutely No Sarcasm This Time)

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Actually, I should say that most baseball teams (if not all) and fans were class acts last night, as moments of silence were held in honor of the victims of the Boston Marathon bombing at ballparks across the country.

#MLB

The Hooters Ball Girl #cangetit, But Only If It’s Fair

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If your Monday morning is starting off badly, consider that it could always be worse.

#girls

Hooters Girl Picks Up Live Baseball And Tosses it into Crowd

A Hooters employee working as a ball girl at a Spring Training game had no idea she was interrupting live play today when she picked up a ball and threw it to a young fan.


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