POOP STORIES

Meet The Naked Man Who Went On A Pot-Smoking, Poop-Smearing Spree Inside A Philadelphia Police Station

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A Philadelphia-area man walked into a police station, lit up a joint and then did some naked poop artistry once taken into custody.

U.S. Airways

A U.S Airways Flight Was Grounded After A ‘Strange Odor’ Caused A Nightmarish Puke-Fest

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A strange odor caused 14 crew members and 2 passengers to get violently ill aboard a Philadelphia-bound U.S. Airways flight last Friday.

HEARTWARMING TRUE STORIES

This Dog Was Finally Reunited With Its Owner After Being Stolen With Her Car Nearly Two Months Ago

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This Philadelphia high school teacher was miraculously reunited with her dog after it was stolen with her car back in October.

MCDONALDS

Two Women Decimated A Philadelphia McDonald’s After Being Told They Couldn’t Have Breakfast

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Two women attacked a McDonald's customer the size of a grizzly bear in a rage over being told they had stopped serving breakfast.

The Swiss Cheese Pervert

Let’s All Applaud The Girl Who Dressed Up As The Swiss Cheese Pervert For Halloween

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We're going to go ahead and nominate this chick for hands down best Halloween costume of 2014.

ROYAL RUMBLE

Undercard Guys Rejoice: The 40-Man Royal Rumble Is Returning In 2015

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WWE announced a 40 man Royal Rumble match for the 2015 Royal Rumble in Philadelphia, making it only the 2nd 40 man Rumble match in history.

LOCAL NEWS SCREW UPS

This Philadelphia Food Cart Owner Was Falsely Accused By Local News Of ‘Kidnapping’ His Wife And Son

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A local Philadelphia news affiliate has falsely reported that a popular local food cart owner may have abducted two young Asian boys.

PHILADELPHIA

This Philadelphia Trolley Operator’s Narration Helps Brighten The Days Of His Passengers

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A Philadelphia trolley operator has been entertaining passengers by narrating his route for over two years now.

traffic jams

Motorists Stuck In A Horrible Philadelphia Traffic Jam Made The Best Of It With An Impromtu Limbo Party

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Philadelphia traffic SUCKS, so these musicians entertaining a bunch of pissed off Philly drivers is certainly impressive.

Hate Crime

Did This Anonymous Twitter User Just Help Solve A Philadelphia Hate Crime?

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A savage hate crime stunned Philadelphia last week, but police may have gotten a break thanks to some heroic users on Twitter.

#It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Here’s Every ‘Goddamn It’ From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ In Chronological Order

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The cast of 'It's Always Sunny' say 'goddamn it' a whole, whole lot. Here's six-and-a-half minutes of them saying it.

#PARKS AND RECREATION

Ron Swanson Has Been Found Depicted As A Marble Statue In Philadelphia, Of All Places

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Ron Swanson has randomly turned up as a 200+ year old statue in Philadelphia.

#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

For Independence Day Week, Here’s A Ranking Of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s’ Most Patriotic Moments

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Let's celebrate the 4th of July early with these patriotic moments from 'It's Always Sunny'. Rock flag and eagle!

#game of thrones

The Philadelphia Zoo Has Adorable Black-Footed Cat Kittens With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Inspired Names

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The Philadelphia Zoo's new Black-Footed Cat kittens are currently the cutest creatures on the face of the planet.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

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In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Just Messed With The Wrong City After Last Night’s Epic Anti-Philadelphia Rant

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Jon Stewart just took a huge steaming sh*t on the city of Philadelphia and now he'd better watch his back.

#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Here Are The 7 Most Philly-Centric, Philadelphiest Episodes Of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

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Although set in Philadelphia, most of 'It's Always Sunny' is actually filmed in Los Angeles, so here's some of the most 'Philly' episodes.

public transportation

Some Dude Whipped Out His Penis And Started Touching Himself On A Crowded Philadelphia Bus

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A video of a man riding a packed Philadelphia bus while exposing and touching himself went viral this week. Never change, Philly.

SQUIRRELS

Say Hello To This Philadelphia Man Walking His Pet Squirrel Around On A Leash

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A man has been spotted walking around with a pet squirrel on a leash in Southwest Philadelphia. This is not a drill.


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