#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Just Messed With The Wrong City After Last Night’s Epic Anti-Philadelphia Rant

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Jon Stewart just took a huge steaming sh*t on the city of Philadelphia and now he'd better watch his back.

#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Here Are The 7 Most Philly-Centric, Philadelphiest Episodes Of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

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Although set in Philadelphia, most of 'It's Always Sunny' is actually filmed in Los Angeles, so here's some of the most 'Philly' episodes.

public transportation

Some Dude Whipped Out His Penis And Started Touching Himself On A Crowded Philadelphia Bus

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A video of a man riding a packed Philadelphia bus while exposing and touching himself went viral this week. Never change, Philly.

SQUIRRELS

Say Hello To This Philadelphia Man Walking His Pet Squirrel Around On A Leash

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A man has been spotted walking around with a pet squirrel on a leash in Southwest Philadelphia. This is not a drill.

tetris

Philadelphia Just Broke The World Record For The Largest Game Of ‘Tetris’ On The Side Of A Skyscraper

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Last night Philadelphia broke the world record for the largest game of Tetris ever, and we had someone UPROXX-adjacent at the scene.

The Swiss Cheese Pervert

Hey Everybody, Your Favorite Swiss Cheese Pervert Is Back!

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Philly's infamous Swiss Cheese Pervert is back in the headlines after a fourth victim has come forward with a cheese-related complaint.

PHILADELPHIA

Watch Justin Timberlake’s Funny & Charming Reaction To Two Fans Flipping Him The Bird

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Hecklers give Justin Timberlake the finger during a concert in Philly. Timberlake responds like a dashingly handsome champion.

The Swiss Cheese Pervert

Philadelphia Cops Are In Hot Pursuit Of A Criminal Mastermind Known As The Swiss Cheese Pervert

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A new supervillain is terrorizing the Philadelphia neighborhood of Mayfair, and he's armed with a very specific sexual fetish.

#FOOD

Introducing The Deep-Fried Twinkies Burger That Everyone Is Drooling Over

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The burger wizards at PYT in Philadelphia have created a deep-fried Twinkies burger that will blow your mind.

VANDALISM

Inspiring Athleticism Of The Day: Somebody Drove A Car Down The 'Rocky' Steps

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An assumedly drunk guy in a car drove up and down the Rocky Steps outside of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. (Video)

#KOBE BRYANT

Philly Basketball: Where Only The Strong Survive

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From Germantown to Cobb's Creek, Philadelphia's notorious neighborhoods have always boasted some of America's most cutthroat and ruthless styles of basketball.

PHILADELPHIA

Philadelphia News Anchor Nicole Brewer And Meteorologist Carol Erickson Really Don’t Like Each Other

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Here's a compilation of Philadelphia news anchor (and former Miss Pennsylvania) Nicole Brewer having a world class passive aggressive war of words with meteorologist Carol Erickson.

SIGOURNEY MCCLEAF

Philly Reporter Sigourney McCleaf Invents The ‘Tongue Twat’ (And Morning Links)

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Okay, maybe she didn't invent it, but here's Sigourney McCleaf, ace on-the-scene reporter for PHL17, celebrating Cliff Lee's 1600th strikeout with a real Tongue twat.

Urban Bytes

City Of Philly Celebrates The Roots With Multistory Mural

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Philadelphia, not New York City, is the birthplace of graffiti.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

Philadelphia Is Hosting A Masturbate-A-Thon For National Masturbation Month

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For those of you who don’t own the 2013 With Leather Calendar of Things You Probably Shouldn’t Know Exist*, May is National Masturbation Month, or as millions of men around the world call it – May.

PHILADELPHIA

All Hail Cat Bike Guy, King Of The Hipsters

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As a resident of Austin, TX, I don't like to throw shade at hipsters.

#MLB

Sports Has A New Power Couple: The Phillie Phanatic And Kacie The Traffic Lady

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Say what you will about the Phillie Phanatic, but he's got fantastic taste in women.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Sports On TV: Boy Meets World's 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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This week's Sports On TV covers another show people have been requesting since the column's inception: 'Boy Meets World,' the long-running TGIF staple that asked, "if Fred Savage can have a successful television show, shouldn't his little brother have one as well.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Sports On TV: The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air's 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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On the last installment of Sports On TV, we tackled 'The Wire', a romanticized look at inner-city life and law in Baltimore, Maryland.


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