The Disney Heroines Guide To Drafting Your Fantasy Football Quarterback

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It's about that time to draft our fantasy teams, so let's start the preparations by weighing the pros and cons of the quarterbacks.


Your NFL Recap, Week 12: Cowboys Capture Must-Win, Bucs Shock Lions In Detroit, Broncos/Patriots Lives Up To Hype

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No team in the NFC North won a game this week, despite two of the teams playing against other.

Washington Redskins

Your NFL Recap: Week 14

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Breathe easy Redskins fans, RGIII's knee looks like it's going to be fine.


With Leather's Watch This: An AFC West Snore

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Yesterday, in perhaps his most prolific artistic contribution to society, our forefather Matt Ufford introduced us to Philip Rivers with a mustache, and it might be the only thing on this planet that makes King Laserface even remotely endearing at this point.

#Kanye West

9.24 The Cooler

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Ashley Peaches 6 Reasons The Wii U Could Win The Upcoming Console Race [Gamma Squad] Money To Blow: 8 Athletes Who Lost Their Fortunes Because Of Dumb Sh-t [Hip-Hop Wired] How Usher Beat the Fatherhood Odds [The Root] Rep.


Believe It Or Not, The Pro Bowl Wasn’t Terrible: The Game In Pictures

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The 2012 Pro Bowl took place yesterday, in case you were glued to TNT’s broadcast of the Celebrity Drinking Contest annual SAG Awards, and it was basically everything you would expect, as the AFC defeated the NFC 59-41.


Your NFL Recap: Week Nine

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2008 was the year of perfection.


“Suck For Luck” NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

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There’s simply too much going on after two weeks of NFL action to limit my thoughts to just a few things, especially since I watch every single game with the focus of a drunken toddler.


Your NFL Recap: Week Two

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2011 appears to be the NFL’s answer to the MLB steroid era.


Burnsy's Bad Advice: Ranking Your Fantasy Football Quarterbacks

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With the NFL Lockout behind us like an angry Aryan inmate, most of us have begun our annual preparations for our fantasy football drafts.


Chargers Float On, Beat Broncos

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Philip Rivers threw four touchdown passes to get San Diego past the Denver Broncos last night, 35-14.


Your Week 15 NFL Recap

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Quite a bit went down in between Sundays in the NFL as ESPN actually filled its airwaves with news and highlights instead of spouting off randomness.


Your Week 9 NFL Recap

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Before we get to the games I gotta vent first.



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The Chargers suffered gut-wrenching last-gasp losses in their first two games -- Rosario Dawson and Hochuligate, in case you'd forgotten -- so they broke out their groin-stomping boots and blew out the Jets 48-29 on Monday Night Football.



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The San Diego defense intercepted Dreamboat 3 times, but the Chargers couldn't score a touchdown and lost to the undefeated New England Patriots 21-12 today.



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I know the Chargers are out of the playoffs, and the hubbub over the LaDainian Tomlinson "not classy" comments is dying down, but I enjoyed this.



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