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Courtesy Of ‘The Daily Show,’ Here’s The Phillie Phanatic Having Sex With Billy The Marlin While Fredbird Watches

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In his apology to the city of Philadelphia last night, Jon Stewart exposed a sex tape made by the Phillie Phanatic with other mascots.

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The Phillie Phanatic Got His Own ‘What Does The Fox Say?’ Parody Song And It Is Amazing

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The Phillie Phanatic, undersea king and best-ever sports mascot, stars in a parody of Ylvis' 'The Fox.' What's the Phanatic say? HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HEE!

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Carlos Ruiz (And The Phillie Phanatic) Surprised A 6-Year Old Leukemia Patient

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Phillies catcher Carlos Ruiez and the Phillie Phanatic showed up to surprise a 6-year old with Leukemia during his honorary fireman ceremony. TEARS.

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ICYMI: The Phillie Phanatic Parodied Nirvana’s Nevermind

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The Phillie Phanatic parodied Nirvana's 'Nevermind' for a retro night at Citizen's Bank Park, and here it is in its naked, furry, wet glory.

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Sports Has A New Power Couple: The Phillie Phanatic And Kacie The Traffic Lady

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/03/sports-has-a-new-power-couple-the-phillie-phanatic-and-kaci-the-traffic-lady/kacie-phillie-phanatic" rel="attachment wp-att-108025"></a>Say what you will about the Phillie Phanatic, but he's got fantastic taste in women.

#IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Sports On TV: It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s 15 Greatest Sports Moments

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After a few weeks of writing about shows me and three other people in the world like (<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/10/sports-on-tv-mighty-morphin-power-rangers-20-greatest-sports-moments" target="_blank">Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers</a>, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/11/sports-on-tv-boy-meets-worlds-20-greatest-sports-moments" target="_blank">Boy Meets World</a>, et al.

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The Most Important Sports Story Of Our Lifetime: Teddy Won The Presidents Race

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Teddy finally won the GEICO Racing Presidents race at Nationals Park.

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Sports On TV: 30 Rock's 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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In a few months, I’m going to sink into depression.

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The Best Of The Philadelphia Phillies 1990s Retro Night

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You know those annoying Facebook macros going around with a picture of the Angry Beavers on it or whatever, with a big caption reading "ONLY 90S KIDS WOULD REMEMBER THIS CLICK LIKE" across the top.

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Phillies Ball Girl #cangetit

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Mr. Met Wins Best Mascot Poll, Phanatic Gets Even The Only Way He Knows How

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The Phillie Phanatic (a person/bird/thing I legitimately love more than most members of my family) is out for revenge.

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Habitat For … What Is That, A Bird?

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"Sorry, homeless people, your house isn't gonna be ready on time.

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The Dugout Opening Days ’12: Minnesota Twins

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In "piece of information included in passing that we're contractually obligated to cover" news: [Minnesota Twins star Justin] Morneau has been taking infield before every game, and said he also expects to be play some first base before that series in Milwaukee.

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Observe The Phanatic In Its Natural Habitat

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As many longtime readers know, I am not a fan of the Phillies but <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/b-phanatic.jpg">I love the Phillie Phanatic</a> more than most members of my family.

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Galapagos Birds Nearing Extinction

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The mistreatment of the planet by human beings is going to cause a mass extinction like the one that killed the dinosaurs, and it all starts with this Lehigh Valley IronPigs player hitting a foul ball into the neck of the Phillie Phanatic and sending him to the hospital.

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Tori No Namae Wa Phillie Phanatic Desu

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Check out this clip from FUJI TV that might as well be a scene from Excel Saga of Japan Sports Reporter Florent Dabadie (who is French, which is why he looks like he's from Monty Python and sounds like Borat) interviewing the Phillie Phanatic.


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