Posts Tagged: PHOENIX COYOTES

BUFFALO SABRES

Coyotes Goalie Mike Smith's Butt Scored A Goal On Mike Smith

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Phoenix Coyotes goalie Mike Smith went full Mark Sanchez when he scored a goal on himself using his own ass and lost the game for his team. Whoops!

AKIRA KUROSAWA REFERENCES

Taylor Hall Is A Secret Samurai, Redefines The Term ‘Slashing’

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And now, Taylor Hall turning into Yojimbo to slash Zbynek Michalek in the third period of Edmonton's 3-1 loss to the Phoenix.

EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS

Paul Bissonnette’s Yoga Teacher Seems Nice

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For the first time in who’s even counting anymore, the <a href="http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/blog/eye-on-hockey/21483796/nhl-lockout-league-responds-to-union-meeting-expected-for-wed">NHL and NHLPA met to discuss a new collective bargaining agreement</a>, and they were so serious about it that they met two whole times.

ARIZONA

Not The Lockout NHL News: The Phoenix Coyotes Are Changing Names

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This is probably the least important story of all time, but it's about the NHL and has nothing to do with the goddamn lockout, so I'm writing about it: the Phoenix Coyotes are considering a name change.

CELEBRITY FANS

2005 Sports News: Dwight Schrute Gets Kings Tickets In A Jell-O Mold

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Actor Rainn Wilson wanted tickets to Game 4 of the Western Conference Final between the Los Angeles Kings and the Phoenix Coyotes, so the wacky <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/lakings" target="_blank">Kings Twitter team</a> -- the same team who helped build Stanley Cup sandcastles and just trolled Marlon Wayans (Marlon Wayans.

ARRON ASHAM

And For No Reason, Here’s What Taiwan Thinks About The NHL Playoffs

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My favorite part of NMA World Edition's recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (.

brawls

All Heck's Breakin' Loose!

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I was <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/03/hockey-says-fk-it-gets-to-the-point">called a sucky pussy</a> yesterday for believing that hockey fights are only a part of the game when hockey has actually been played, so I wanted to share footage of a completely justified bloody brawl.

COSTUMES

Raffi’s Worst Crime Since Bananaphone

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Paul Bissonnette of the Phoenix Coyotes jumped on Twitter to <a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/BizNasty2point0">post pictures from the team's Halloween party</a>, and I really do wish I could say "Paul Bissonnette as Hacksaw Jim Duggan" was the news to share, even if he thinks Hacksaw said "OOOH" instead of the proper "HOOO".

ATLANTA THRASHERS

Canada Strong-Arms U.S., Gets a Team Nobody Cares About

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It's official: the Atlanta Thrashers are moving to Winnipeg.

NHL

An Anaheim Duck Eats Puck

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On Tuesday's game against the Coyotes, Anaheim Ducks center Ryan Getzlaf took a shot to the face worse than Shyla Stylez in half her films.

FOR SALE

COYOTE UGLIER: WAYNE GRETZKY QUITS

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The most marketable face of pro hockey's most unstable franchise is gone.

PHOENIX COYOTES

‘NHL TEAM FOR SALE. LIKE NEW. $150 MIL OBO’

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You're forgiven if you haven't been following the saga of the sale of the Phoenix Coyotes.


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