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Your Week 9 Late Games Open Thread

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People looking at things memes.

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Spotted: The NFL’s Hottest New Couple

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Five days after their much discussed dinner meeting, NFL commish Roger Goodell and Player's Union head honcho DeMaurice Smith were spotted dining out on the town.

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Tom Brady Endorses UGGs, Cares Not for Your Gender Roles

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Tom Brady has added "ugly chick boots" to his ongoing list (along with "long, pretty hair") of things he's doing to cancel out the manliness of winning three Super Bowls and marrying a Brazilian supermodel.

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JaMarcus Russell’s Raiders Career in Pictures 2.0: Reader Submissions!

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The above Photoshop comes from our intermittent but terrifying mouth-eyes meme, and it owes at least some inspiration from the Corinthian, the most memorable nightmare from Neil Gaiman's Sandman series.

Unsilent Majority

F*ck Yeah, Jahvid Best

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Jim Schwartz is very excited about his new rookie running back.

Unsilent Majority

Better Know A Draft Pick: Mike Kafka

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Name: Mike Kafka Age: "Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

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Better Know A Draft Pick: Ndamukong Suh

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Stoned Birthday Dog thinks you both look ridiculous.

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Brady Quinn Is A Goddess

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Over the weekend Ohioans from all over the state descended on Cedar Point to enjoy the rides and take part in the celebration of Brady Quinn Day.

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Peter King: Bringer Of Light, Follower Of Signs, Secret Beatle

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When we last left record-setting piece of saltwater douchetaffy Peter King, he was celebrating 20 years of bitching about airport auto flushes, droning on and on about a college baseball game you don’t care about, and comparing the unparalleled experience of traveling through Italy to the inside of a Peet’s.

WHORES

A Glimpse Into the Near Future

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Now that the Colts--among others--have expressed interest in adding advertisements to their practice jerseys, it's only a matter of time before game day jerseys get the same treatment in the NFL.

Unsilent Majority

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As if there was ever a doubt.

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This Just Looks So Right

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Fits perfect on you, fetushead.

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Brandon Marshall Just Became Very Popular Amongst His Peers

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Brandon Marshall seems like a nice enough guy, and he probably has plenty of friends around the league.


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