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Mike Tomlin Foresaw His Own Doom

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For some misbegotten reason, the Denver Post is giving Jim Nantz an outlet to speak his mind later this week ("Hello, friends.

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Todd Haley: Occasional Non-Butthole

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Steelers already squander Haley's "one shower per team" quota.

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Camaros and Motorcycles: Together At Last

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The Steelers have hired famed shouting homeless person Todd Haley to be their next offensive coordinator.

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THE BEN VERSUS SON OF BIG CLOUD MAN

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Steelers-Broncos Wild Card Live Blog Who will more visibly venerate the Lord through on-field piety: Tebow Tebowing or Polamalu crossing himself after every play.

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That’s a Worthy Effort, Troll Dad

The Steelers bested the Bengals because Andy Dalton isn't as good as Tim Tebow is at winning despite playing shitty.

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Behold The Unholy Spawn Of This Hateful Rivalry

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This pains me more than any Steelers loss to the Ravens ever could.

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Old Age And Treachery Not As Good As Saying Suggests

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Ben Roethlisberger: HI COACH THE BEN NO WANT COMPLAIN AND BE ROTTEN EGGMAN BUT THE BEN TAKE LOTTO HITS THIS SEASON.

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Fetushead Cannibalism Creates Possibility For Perfect Fat Hump Story

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We've bagged on Colts fans plenty since Battleship Manning ran aground on Neck AIDS Island.

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Ha Ha, The Steelers Are Old And Busted

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Don't stop your schadenfreude at the Colts.

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The ‘They Did It Right’ Bowl: Towelheads Vs. The Terrible Cheese

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Finally, after a two week run-up that featured such prepossessing storylines as Hines Ward going to a strip club, Ben Roethlisberger singing "Piano Man" at a bar and a bunch of injured Packers players being upset for being excluded, then included with criticism, into a team photo, we finally have a football game to a decide a champion.

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Super Bowl Week Is About Controlling The Message

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Mike Tomlin: We're a group of professionals with a job that needs to be done.

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Rapey QBs Allegedly In Contention For Super Bowl Berth

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Nachos Con Choco Tacos The Jets went through the third-seeded Colts and the top-seed Patriots to get to the AFC title game.

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Prepare For Dramageddon

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In this one, people actually root for the asteroid to hit Earth.

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In Bizarre Ruling, James Harrison Not Fined For Decapitation Of Joe Flacco

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While the Ravens are still the undisputed champions of blaming the referees for their losses (see defeats against Cincinnati and Atlanta for this season's examples), the Steelers have been shrill on an almost Ratbird-like level in recent weeks when it comes to the way they perceive James Harrison has been picked on by the NFL.

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Black And Gold Versus Black And Actual Gold

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"In the water-logged corner, wearing the Fleur-de-lis trunks and the creepy birthmark, Breesus "El Saaaavior" Christ.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: AFC North

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It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.


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