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‘Abs As Tight As His Grimace': Sean Penn’s ‘The Gunman,’ As The Critics Described It

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We used review quotes to recreate the entire plot of The Gunman, a film starring Sean Penn as "a glum, sour-faced sociopath."

#Trailers

Sean Penn Also Has A Sniper Movie He Would Like You To Watch, Please

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Sean Penn is entering the Liam Neeson phase of his career, or at least trying to.

Sci Fi

Spice Doesn’t Flow For Dune Film

Paramount's attempt to get another Dune adaptation off the ground has failed, as their requirement to greenlight production by now hasn't been met.

PIERRE MOREL

“Dune” Duned, er, Doomed?

Ahhhh, "Dune", the classic novel turned into the most embarrassing movie of David Lynch's career, and a middling Sci-Fi Channel miniseries, back before they changed their name to the Polish Venereal Disease Channel.

PIERRE MOREL

DUNE REMAKE TAKEN OVER BY DISTRICT B-13 GUY

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(The part of Llama Worm will be played by Drama Llama) I haven't read Dune, the best-selling sci-fi novel, or seen the infamous, 1984 David Lynch flop based on it.

#TRAILERS

JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A BAZOOKA PIRATE

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After the jump, I've got the second trailer for From Paris With Love, Pierre Morel's follow up to Taken starring John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Sci Fi

DUNE REMAKE TAKEN BY PIERRE MOREL

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Paramount has found a new director for their Dune remake.

#TRAILERS

TRAVOLTA, RHYS-MEYERS IN WHO’S MORE BUTCH

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Taken I guess was sort of fun at times if you didn't mind the plot being stolen from a Law & Order episode.

#TRAILERS

LIAM NEESON IS VENGEFUL

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This is the second trailer for Taken, starring Liam Neeson, which opens today.

#TRAILERS

JOHN TRAVOLTA ACTING BUTCH

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Is 'connais' French for 'baby condom'.


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