NETFLIX STREAMING

This Week in Netflix And Streaming: ‘Scream 4′, ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’, and ‘Nebraska’

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Remember when the Pirates were fake and the Screams were real? Us neither! But they're both on Netflix Streaming!

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This Cosplayer Tried To Cram Every Johnny Depp Role Into One Costume. Did He Succeed?

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This heroic cosplayer tried to cram every Johnny Depp role into a single costume. Did he succeed?

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Disney Told Jerry To Go Bruck Himself

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Okay maybe not, but I really wanted to use that title.

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Johnny Depp joins Pirates of the Caribbean 5

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Good news for people who like Johnny Depp wearing silly costumes and smirking at the camera, there's going to be a Pirates of the Caribbean 5.

#COMMERCIALS

Jack Sparrow: There You Are

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Captain Jack Sparrow spoofs Brad Pitt's now-infamous commercial for Chanel No.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Hurricane Sandy sinks HMS Bounty, two crewman still missing

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According to CNN and others, two crewman are missing from a replica ship used in Mutiny on the Bounty, Treasure Island, and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, after it was battered by Hurricane Sandy off the coast of North Carolina.

THIEVES

Drunk woman shouting “I’m Jack Sparrow!” hijacked a ferry on Talk Like a Pirate Day

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In case you weren't smart enough to avoid Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday, you probably noticed that it was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", because we have a day for pretty much anything else you can think of so why not that, too.

#ART

This Is Literally Metal: The Awesome Scrap Metal Sculptures Of The Original Giants Of Steel

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Earlier this month, car enthusiasts from around the world gathered in Frankfurt, Germany for the biennial Internationale Automobil-Ausstellung, AKA the Frankfurt Motor Show.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Johnny Depp has made $350 million on Pirates movies

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If you wondered why a universally-liked and generally-respected actor like Johnny Depp would waste so much of his time and credibility wearing eyeliner and dancing with skeletons, the answer is pretty obvious: CASH MONEY, SON.

why god why?

Script for the *next* Pirates already written

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I've heard from a few different people who've seen early cuts of Pirates 4, and they've all said it's bad -- like insultingly bad, even compared to the last few -- and I have no reason to doubt them based on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/05/first-clip-from-pirates-4-is-a-real-swashsuckler" target="_blank">the last clip</a> we saw, which had all the fight choreography of a Nickelodeon sitcom about a talking horse.

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Bruckheimer moving ahead with Pirates 5: Dead Man’s Farts

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In case you were worried we wouldn't get a fifth Pirates of the Caribbean film after the fourth one hits theaters in May, fret not, this bland, sh-tty franchise will be the last thing left on Earth along with cockroaches and Taco Bell taco meat.

why god why?

Disney Planning to Shoot Pirates of the Caribbean 5 & 6 Back to Back

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That's right, Disney has plans for two more Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, in addition to the fourth one they're already filming (On Stranger Tides, with Nine director Rob Marshall).

TRIVIA

Jack Sparrow was originally written for Hugh Jackman

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From the "what if" files, right after I ponder what my life would be like had Diora Baird not taken out that restraining order against me, comes this story, about how Johnny Depp's role as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean was originally written for Hugh Jackman.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Yeah, we get it, Johnny Depp, you're really cool.

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At Patton Oswalt's show during Comic-Con this year, he told a story about having been at a past convention with Johnny Depp, who wanted to check out the festivities without getting mobbed.

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PIRATES OF THE CARIB 4 HOPEFULLY DOOMED

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("Now which one a you dogs'd loike ta play swords wiv moy friend Orlando Bloom.

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THANK GOD, PIRATES 4 GOING FORWARD

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<a href="http://weblogs.variety.com/bfdealmemo/2009/07/marshall-steering-disneys-pirate-ship-.html" target="_blank">Variety's Mike Fleming</a> today reports that Pirates of the Caribean 4, which lost director Gore Verbinski earlier this year, is close to hiring Chicago director Rob Marshall.

why god why?

BRAND RUMORS TRUE, SAY NOTORIOUS LIARS

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A few weeks back <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=4580" target="_blank">I reported</a> on rumors that the studio was looking at Russell Brand for the part of Johnny Depp's sidekick in Pirates of the Carribbean 4.


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