#GOOGLE

CNN Interviewed A Pirate About Killer Prostitutes, Heroin, And Monkeys

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Who else knows more about dead executives than pirates?

SOMALIA

Belgian police catch Somali pirate leader by luring him with fake documentary

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With Captain Phillips earning <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/five-best-films-2013-you-have-not-seen" target="_blank">rave reviews</a> from Laremy and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/10/captain-phillips-crewmates-called-captain-phillips-one-big-lie" target="_blank">the crew</a> of the Maersk Alabama making headlines, and some even <a href="http://thegrio.com/2013/10/10/captain-phillips-star-barkhad-abdi-and-director-defend-depiction-of-somali-pirates/" target="_blank">talking up the Oscar chances</a> of a Somali limo driver who appeared in the film, Somali pirates can't really be blamed for thinking that they're the next Scarfaces and Corleones.

#video games

Meet The Pirates Of ‘Assassin’s Creed IV’

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Check out this introduction to the various swashbucklers of 'Assassin's Creed IV'...

#video games

‘Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag’ Drops A Bounteous Pair Of E3 Trailers

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Come at me, bro. Ubisoft unveiled two long trailers for 'Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag' at E3.

#video games

'Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag' Trailer Totally Harpoons Our Whale

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This morning, Ubisoft officially announced 'Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag', and we have the first trailer and teaser for it. Whales will be harpooned.

#video games

Shiver Me Pixels: The 10 Best Pirate Games Ever Made

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Here are some pirate games to keep you busy before Assassin's Creed IV comes out...

THIEVES

Drunk woman shouting “I’m Jack Sparrow!” hijacked a ferry on Talk Like a Pirate Day

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In case you weren't smart enough to avoid Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday, you probably noticed that it was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", because we have a day for pretty much anything else you can think of so why not that, too.

WATERMELON

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, Ye Mateys! (And Links)

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Today's links, featuring Spangles the cross-eyed cat getting ready for Talk Like A Pirate Day and a Shiba Inu puppy attacking a watermelon.

#TRAILERS

Fishing Without Nets (Trailer)

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Hailed for its epic cinematography and intimate, humanizing portrayal of a world rarely seen by outsiders, Fishing Without Nets is a story of pirates in Somalia told from the perspective of the pirates.

TREASURE ISLAND

Guy Ritchie hired to direct Treasure Island

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Guy Ritchie, who famously helped turn books about an English detective whose weapons were logic and reason into a movie franchise about fistfights, bromance, and explosions, has been hired to do similar with the gloriously public-domain pirate classic, Treasure Island.

#Halloween

You Knew It Was Coming: The Greatest Halloween Pet Costumes You’ll See This Year

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When it comes to dressing animals up in funny costumes, I’m a total hypocrite.

#NETFLIX

TorrentFreak’s Top 10 Most-Downloaded Movies of All Time

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<a href="http://torrentfreak.com/top-10-most-pirated-movies-of-all-time-111012/" target="_blank">TorrentFreak</a> recently released their list of the top-ten most downloaded movies of all time: The list below is based on statistics is gathered from public BitTorrent trackers, dating back to early 2006.

#FAMILY GUY

Peg Leg Kitty, That’s No Moon, and Links

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Hey, <a href="http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Seamus">Seamus</a> from Family Guy has a cat.

#TRAILERS

Three Musketeers has zeppelins carrying floating pirate ships that cannon fight. Hold all my calls.

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When they let Paul WS Anderson (aka Sh*tty Paul Anderson, not to be confused with Paul Thomas Anderson) direct a Three Musketeers movie, you knew two things: Milla Jovovich would be in it, and it would have 'Splosions.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 4

Disney found out Keith Richards did drugs, may cut him from Pirates 4

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UPDATE: <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/disney-found-out-keith-richards-did-drugs-may-cut-him-from-pirates-4#more-35613" target="_blank">See below</a> According to the world's ugliest website <a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/flash2k.htm" target="_blank">the Drudge Report</a>, Disney is considering cutting all of Keith Richards' scenes from Pirates 4 due to concerns about "pro-drug" comments in his new book.

TREASURE ISLAND

STUDIO PLANNING NOT YOUR GRANDPA’S TREASURE ISLAND

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/VinDieselTreasureIsland.jpg"></a>A U.

steven spielberg

SPIELBERG OPTIONS PIRATE BOOK OVER CRICHTON’S DEAD BODY

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Steven Spielberg, who once rocked the world's nuts off with dinosaurs and Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, has optioned another Michael Crichton property, his unfinished, posthumously published pirate novel, Pirate Latitudes, "an adventure story set off the coast of Jamaica in 1665.

WARNER

PIRATES IN SPAAAAACE

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Warner Bros is producing a remake of the 1935 Errol Flynn swashbuckler Captain Blood, with <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/06/everybody-loves-vampires" target="_blank">Daybreakers</a> directors the Spierig Brothers.




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