Henrik Lundqvist Got Fined $5,000 For Super Soaking Sidney Crosby

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Rangers goaltender Henrik Lundqvist was fined for squirting Penguins star Sidney Crosby in the face with his water bottle. Oh no!


Pittsburgh’s ‘Buckle Up, Baby’ Kid Is The Super Fan That The NHL Playoffs Need

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The Pittsburgh Penguins have adopted 'Buckle Up, Baby!' as a battle cry thanks to this ridiculously adorable toddler named Ty.


Go To A Florida Panthers Game, You Might Go Home With A Piece Of Your Favorite Player’s Skull

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Krystofer Barch of the Florida Panthers pulled his own teeth and tossed them at a fan, marking the third self-dentistry NHL moment of the month.


With Leather’s Watch This: The Miami Heat Win By 2,000 Points

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Burnsy is currently living it up on vacation in the Bahamas, so I'm left alone to figure out these "Watch This" things.


NHL Rivalries Have Entered The World Of Passive-Aggressive Baking With ‘Penguins Cream Pies’

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By way of Larry Brown Sports and a baker with no better outlet in which to express his NHL passions comes the PENGUINS CREAM PIE, a strikethrough joke from Oakmont Bakery in Oakmont, Pennsylvania.


The 6 Best Winning Streaks In American Sports


Over the course of the past two months, we were spoiled by one of the greatest runs of dominance by any team in NBA history.


NBC Is Just Making Up NHL History As They Go

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The NHL needs a "previously on" recap before games, I guess.


Bad Hip-Hop Fan Anthems Are Knocking At Your Door, NHL, Let ‘Em In

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I have a few friends in Philadelphia, and after the Philadelphia Flyers eliminated the Model Franchise Pittsburgh Penguins with a 5-1 victory in Game 6 of their first-round playoff series on Sunday there was (Facebook) talk of a "dynasty".


And For No Reason, Here’s What Taiwan Thinks About The NHL Playoffs

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My favorite part of NMA World Edition's recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (.


The Best And Worst Of Jay Beagle Vs. Arron Asham 10/13

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What you need to know, courtesy of HockeyFights.com: Caps rookie Jay Beagle went looking for a fight with Arron Asham, one of the toughest middleweights for the past decade.


Sidney Crosby to Retire, Says Caps Fan Writing This

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Bob McCown of the Fan590 in Toronto made waves on Friday when he reported he had heard Pittsburgh Penguins star Sidney Crosby's family was trying to convince him to retire for fear of risking more injury.


Matt Cooke: Still A Jerk

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In Sunday's game between the Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals, sh-t went down when notorious asshat Matt Cooke stuck out his knee to flip Alex Ovechkin onto his face.


Goalie Fight!

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Fights in hockey have always been a key part of the game, for entertaining and also strategic reasons, but rarely do you get to see the goaltenders ever scrap it out.


Sid’s Scoring Streak Stopped As Alliteration Aficionados Applaud Arrogantly

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Pittsburgh Penguins point producer Sidney Crosby had scored in 25 straight games heading into last night's tilt with the New York Islanders.


Sid The B*tch Strikes Again

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There aren't many things on this earth that I can't stand more than those fascist little Serbians, and one of them is Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby.


Not Sure If He Shaved His Pucks…Zing?

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I wish I had something more clever to add here, but it's just a guy with a funny shirt at a hockey game.


Sidney Crosby Is Good At Mashing Balls

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Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby took batting practice at PNC Park earlier this week, and he's already the Pirates' best hitter.


Talbot on Ovechkin: ‘A Real Douche’

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The NHL's two biggest stars, Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin, are also the league's two biggest rivals.

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