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Big Ben Feels Tebows Pain, Breasts

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Pro sports' best citizen and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/tim-tebow-americas-neighbor">America's most desirable neighbor</a> Tim Tebow has it rough; he provides no reasonable middle ground, and the only two ways to take him are as God's Precious Little Comeback Angel or the least talented human being in modern history.

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Cheerleading In The Dark: The Sights And Sounds Of The MNF Power Outage

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Candlestick Park went blackout dark twice during last night's Monday Night Football game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and depending on your level of inner demons your brain should go to one of two jokes: "pretty funny that a place called 'candlestick' would burn out like that" or "did anybody get shot.


James Harrison Deeply Regrets Concussing Colt McCoy

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We've already shared a gallery of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/illustrated-futility-the-browns-try-to-win-a-game-on-thursday">depressing pictures from Thursday's Browns/Steelers game</a> and an <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-nfl-and-prilosec-think-well-listen-to-larry-the-cable-guy#page/1">even more depressing set about their fans</a>, so it's no surprise that game's head-to-softer-head collision that concussed Browns quarterback Colt McCoy would lead somewhere depressing, no matter what side you're on -- the league has decided to celebrate James Harrison’s fifth illegal hit against a quarterback in the past three seasons by <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82503f17/article/steelers-lb-harrison-suspended-one-game-for-mccoy-hit?module=HP11_hot_topics">making him the first player suspended for helmet-to-helmet</a> since the rule's emphasis.


The NFL And Prilosec Think We’ll Listen To Larry The Cable Guy

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One of the NFL’s many official sponsors, Prilosec OTC has a new campaign called “A Better Way to Tailgate” to help fans avoid eating and drinking things that will give them heartburn, and that’s cool, because I suffer from heartburn a lot and I appreciate a billion dollar pharmaceutical company trying to knock the chili dog out of my fat mouth.


Illustrated Futility: The Browns Try To Win A Game On Thursday

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For all intents and purposes, Cleveland's 14-3 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers wasn't that big of a deal.


Is There A Song Called “Shut Up, You Won”?

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  The 6-2 Baltimore Ravens have won both of their games against the Pittsburgh Steelers this season, making them the huge favorites to win the AFC North.


Stop Making Me Like You, Mark Cuban


The Colbert Report Get More: <a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/'>Colbert Report Full Episodes</a>,<a href='http://www.indecisionforever.com/'>Political Humor & Satire Blog</a>,<a href='http://www.colbertnation.com/video'>Video Archive</a> We don't cover clips from 'The Colbert Report' <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/colbert-report/">as much as our friends at UPROXX</a>, but last night's sports-rich segment, starting with the NFL fining Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline and ending with Colbert's second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad (with Mark Cuban's face superimposed on the American flag), was glorious and needs to be shared.


Next Year I Hope We Get ‘Troy Polamalu 2: On The Move’


Check out what Troy Polamalu's up to this season: promoting Head And Shoulders by posing as a wax figure and coming to life Kim Cattrall style to scare people at Madame Tussaud's in Hollywood.


Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action

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I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.


The Oakland Raiders Are Doing It Wrong And 4 Other Thoughts From This Weekend

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Each week during the NFL season, I’ll be slinging my random, sometimes nonsensical thoughts about what’s going down.


SPOILER ALERT! The Pittsburgh Steelers Will Be In The Dark Knight Rises

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As the occasionally creepy uncle at <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com">FilmDrunk</a>, I'm usually against posting spoiler images.

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James Harrison Should Just Stick His Sorrys In A Sack, Mister

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Now that the NFL is back in full swing, Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison has, as expected, increased his PR efforts in regard to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/james-harrisons-hole-gets-deeper">his recent interview with Men's Journal</a>, a magazine that I once had in my bathroom because I received four free issues.


James Harrison Apologizes, Wants To Remain A Steeler

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Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison issued <a href="http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=244600065567940">a statement on Facebook</a> yesterday, looking to put out a few of the fires created by <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/07/james-harrison-speaks-on-roger-goodell-in-mens-journal-interview">his Men's Journal interview</a> which ripped his teammates, the league & specifically Commissioner Goodell.

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James Harrison’s Hole Gets Deeper


According to Drew Brees, the NFL Lockout is almost over.


The James Harrison Vs. Roger Goodell War Wages On

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Since their victory over the Patriots in last season's divisional round, the New York Jets' Bart Scott assumed the title as the NFL's most entertaining linebacker with his comical and intimidating slogan <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/your-nfl-recap-the-divisional-playoffs#page/4">"Can't wait!"</a> <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/james-harrison"> James Harrison</a>, football's public enemy #1, may not have had a defining quote in his interview with Men's Journal.

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The 2011 NFL Draft Starts Tonight

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Originally, I was going to put together a first round mock draft to pretend like I had any clue how the 2011 NFL Draft was going to unfold and thankfully I talked myself out of kidding myself.


Big Ben Cites ‘Religious Beliefs’ In Engagement

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Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback and former Milledgeville-area ladies' man Ben Roethlisberger is revealing details of his engagement to Ashley Harlan.


Last Second Gift Ideas From Ben Roethlisberger’s Wedding Registry

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Update: We had a scheduling issue with this post yesterday, so in case you missed it, we're bumping it to the top of the page.


Brett Keisel Will Shave His Beard

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As a grown man who can only grow random small patches of hair on his face, I’ve admired Pittsburgh Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel and his beard for quite some time.

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