Your NFL Recap: Week 9


Andrew Luck is quietly leading his team into playoff contention.


The Ben Roethlisberger Fantasy Football Stat Correction Heard Around The World


With about 5 minutes remaining in the second quarter of Sunday’s win over the Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger checked down to Rashard Mendenhall for a 13-yeard touchdown and the first score of the game.


Since When Does Ben Roethlisberger Ask Girls To Call Him?


It's been a busy off-season for the Pittsburgh Steelers.


Women Be Shoppin'… For NFL Gear


Two weeks ago, the NFL announced that it had signed some pretty heavy hitters to endorse a new line of fan gear for women, and while it’s not as awesome as when the league did this, it’s still a hell of a statement.


Pepsi And The NFL Are Giving Some Teams New Theme Songs


The marketing gurus at Pepsi have teamed up with the NFL to create 5 new NFL team anthems by pairing franchises with their biggest pop star fans, and Dallas Cowboys fans are first up with Kelly Clarkson’s new single, “Get Up”.


Yes, Taiwan Seriously Just Animated Tim Tebow Being Crucified


I didn't think Next Media Animation could top Tim Tebow as an angel stabbing a dolphin to death with a spear, but their latest episode features Tebow literally being crucified, crown of thorns and everything, and Jesus Christ himself, the son of an X-Box-purchasing God, Tebowing after defeating Satan with the Broncos in a game of heavenly Madden.


As Always, Tebow’s Win Is About His Religion


By all accounts, the Denver Broncos’ victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday was a lot of things for NFL fans – entertaining, agonizing, frustrating and exciting to name a few – but for sports writers across the country, it was a second Christmas.


Big Ben Feels Tebows Pain, Breasts


Pro sports' best citizen and America's most desirable neighbor Tim Tebow has it rough; he provides no reasonable middle ground, and the only two ways to take him are as God's Precious Little Comeback Angel or the least talented human being in modern history.


Cheerleading In The Dark: The Sights And Sounds Of The MNF Power Outage


Candlestick Park went blackout dark twice during last night's Monday Night Football game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Pittsburgh Steelers, and depending on your level of inner demons your brain should go to one of two jokes: "pretty funny that a place called 'candlestick' would burn out like that" or "did anybody get shot.

James Harrison Deeply Regrets Concussing Colt McCoy


We've already shared a gallery of depressing pictures from Thursday's Browns/Steelers game and an even more depressing set about their fans, so it's no surprise that game's head-to-softer-head collision that concussed Browns quarterback Colt McCoy would lead somewhere depressing, no matter what side you're on -- the league has decided to celebrate James Harrison’s fifth illegal hit against a quarterback in the past three seasons by making him the first player suspended for helmet-to-helmet since the rule's emphasis.


The NFL And Prilosec Think We’ll Listen To Larry The Cable Guy


One of the NFL’s many official sponsors, Prilosec OTC has a new campaign called “A Better Way to Tailgate” to help fans avoid eating and drinking things that will give them heartburn, and that’s cool, because I suffer from heartburn a lot and I appreciate a billion dollar pharmaceutical company trying to knock the chili dog out of my fat mouth.


Illustrated Futility: The Browns Try To Win A Game On Thursday


For all intents and purposes, Cleveland's 14-3 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers wasn't that big of a deal.


Is There A Song Called “Shut Up, You Won”?


  The 6-2 Baltimore Ravens have won both of their games against the Pittsburgh Steelers this season, making them the huge favorites to win the AFC North.


Stop Making Me Like You, Mark Cuban

The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive We don't cover clips from 'The Colbert Report' as much as our friends at UPROXX, but last night's sports-rich segment, starting with the NFL fining Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline and ending with Colbert's second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad (with Mark Cuban's face superimposed on the American flag), was glorious and needs to be shared.


Next Year I Hope We Get ‘Troy Polamalu 2: On The Move’

Check out what Troy Polamalu's up to this season: promoting Head And Shoulders by posing as a wax figure and coming to life Kim Cattrall style to scare people at Madame Tussaud's in Hollywood.


Ray Rice Is Decent Enough And 4 Random Thoughts From This Weekend’s NFL Action


I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong about something, so I had no problem making fun of myself yesterday while Ray Rice made me and the Pittsburgh Steelers look incredibly foolish.


The Oakland Raiders Are Doing It Wrong And 4 Other Thoughts From This Weekend


Each week during the NFL season, I’ll be slinging my random, sometimes nonsensical thoughts about what’s going down.


Morning Links: Drunk, Talking About Conan

Sports Khal Drogo Was Hammered.


SPOILER ALERT! The Pittsburgh Steelers Will Be In The Dark Knight Rises


As the occasionally creepy uncle at FilmDrunk, I'm usually against posting spoiler images.

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