PRANKVERTISING

‘Ouija’ Has Set A New Standard For Obnoxious Prank-vertising

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How to make prank-vertising even more obnoxious? Apply it to a Michael Bay-produced movie about a board game.

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‘The Purge 3′ Is Happening Because It’s Easier Than Printing Money

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Universal Pictures and Platinum Dunes are moving forward with a third installment of 'The Purge,' with James DeMonaco writing the script.

OUIJA

The Only Thing Scary About The New ‘Ouija’ Trailer Is That This Movie Was Made

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The second trailer for the Michael Bay-produced 'Ouija' reveals the same stale scares from the first trailer, but with more eye rolling.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Getting A Sequel Because F*ck You

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Paramount has announced plans for a sequel to the 19%-on-RottenTomatoes Ninja Turtles movie. Because f*ck you, you'll see it.

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Michael Bay’s ‘Monster Squad’ Remake Is Dead, World Now Safe For Wolfman Nards

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We can all breathe easier knowing that Michael Bay's production company will no longer be handling any wolfman nards.

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New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos Make With The Fart Jokes

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Paramount has released several new videos from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', opening this Friday whether you want it or not.

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Let’s Dissect These ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos With GIFs And Snark

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Here's the first clip and a TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', which we will analyze with sarcasm and GIFs.

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These Five ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Videos May Show Too Much. Vertically.

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The new TV spot and character "motion posters" for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' reveal more than we expected.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Action Figures Reveal Splinter And A Very Pointy Shredder

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The new officially-licensed 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' action figures give us our best look yet at Splinter, Shredder, and more.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Video Reveals Splinter And Rocket Skateboards

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A new TV spot for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' gives us a first look at Splinter and at Michelangelo's rocket skateboard. Cowabunga.

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‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Co-Creator Peter Laird Hated The Turtle Noses, Too

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TMNT co-creator Peter Laird politely expresses disappointment in how the turtles looked in the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' trailer. (Plus new posters)

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The First Full Trailer For ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Is Here!

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The first trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is, um... well... at least we'll get to see Megan Fox jumping on a trampoline come August 8th.

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Check Out The New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ In Leaked Photos

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Pictures of the 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' maquettes and Shredder concept art have leaked. Radical or bogus?

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William Fichtner Reveals His Role In 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'

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William Fichtner told Huffington Post Canada who he's playing in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'. Did anyone even try to get Ken Watanabe on the phone?

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First Look At The Mo-Cap ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ And Foot Soldiers, William Fichtner Cast

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We have the first set photos of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in their mo-cap suits with members of The Foot. Also, William Fichtner joins the cast.

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Megan Fox Bounces On A Trampoline In First ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Set Photos

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Want to see Megan Fox on a trampoline in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' set photos? If not, how about learning which character Will Arnett is playing?

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Will Arnett Provides The First Reassuring News About ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

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Will Arnett added to the cast of the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot. This is not a huge mistake.

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Megan Fox And Michael Bay Reconciling Long Enough To Ruin ‘Ninja Turtles’

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Megan Fox was fired from the third 'Transformers' after comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, but they're reuniting to destroy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

TIME TRAVEL

Michael Bay’s ‘Almanac’ Sounds Like An Unauthorized ‘Back To The Future 2′ Spin-Off

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Now we know what Michael Bay's found footage secret project 'Almanac' is about, and it seems just a wee bit familiar...

TIME TRAVEL

If You Liked ‘Chronicle’, You May Tolerate Michael Bay’s ‘Almanac’

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Micheal Bay is producing a found footage, time travel movie called 'Almanac' that is trying to follow the success of 'Chronicle'. Um, yay?


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