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RIP Plaxico Burress’ Career

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Plaxico Burress was carted off the field at Steelers practice on Thursday after tearing his rotator cuff.

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Childish Things — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Maybe it's because I went to public school where the teachers didn't care, but the last week leading up to Christmas I always associate with grade school days just before the Christmas break, when the teachers had nothing prepared and just wanted to kill time, so they either put on videos or hand out mindless activities to distract students.

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Plaxico Burress Would Like The Bears To Call Him, Presumably At 1-800-PLAXICO

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Bears rookie receiver Alshon Jeffery suffered a broken hand during the team's 41-3 blowout win over the Jaguars this week, and the early reports are that it will keep him out for 4-6 weeks.

#DERRICK ROSE

Top 10 Football Players In The NBA

With football season getting underway yesterday, we are now officially engaged in NFL mode.

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That’s Some Good Bridge Burning, Plaxico

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Now that Plaxico Burress has effectively gotten the snub from the Carolina Panthers, there's a bit of doubt whether he'll even have a team to play for in 2012.

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The Loneliness Of The Late Night Runner – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Chiefs receiver Jonathan Baldwin would like to inspire us by strapping a camera to his head and going jogging at 1:30 a.

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Criminality Never Sounded So Unglamorous – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- As a marginal NFL receiver, Sam Hurd never once had a single rap call-out dedicated to him.

#KOBE BRYANT

A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick

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I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.

#NFL

Your NFL Recap: Week Seven

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The word "scrutiny" takes on a new level of intensity when the topic of discussion is Tim Tebow.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even a Twitter account devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

#NFL

Joe Namath Thinks Plaxico Burress Is A Sissy

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We’re all a little bit better off when we have more Joe Namath in our lives, so it’s great that he sat down with ESPN New York the other day to talk about the one thing that he knows better than anything else – hot skank poonany the New York Jets passing game.

#Twitter

8.15 The Cooler

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Vanessa Study: Spoilers May Not Ruin Viewer Enjoyment [Yahoo] Malls May Be Struggling, But Outlet Stores Are Booming [Time] 25 Must-Follow Music Insiders on Twitter [Complex] Ice Cube Talks Art, "Boyz N The Hood," and Why He Makes Comedies [West Coast Sound] Plaxico Burress Cried [...].

#NFL

NFL Lockout Drawing To A Close

So we're back to football.

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Things Kids Love: Dog Fighting, Accidentally Shooting Yourself

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Dungy hopes that NFL teams will take a chance on Burress.

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Morning Links: I Really Don’t Care How Fat Gina Carano Has Gotten

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I can't claim to know a lot about women's mixed martial arts (except that as a sport, it is arguably creepier to enjoy than joshi), but Gina Carano always seems caught between fighting legitimacy and Anna Kournikovafication, where she's a naturally gifted athlete but people don't really care if she wins or not as long as she's around, because her torso is (was.

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Plaxico’s Back!: NFL Receiver Burress Released From Jail

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After serving 22 months in the belly of the beast for shooting himself in the leg, former Giants wide receiver and Super Bowl champ Plaxico Burress is a free man this morning.

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Michael Vick Thinks Real Life is ‘The Longest Yard’

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Michael Vick wants the Philadelphia Eagles to sign Plaxico Burress.


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