alex rodriguez

A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick

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I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.

AL DAVIS

“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 6

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Now that “Suck For Luck” is a full blown ordeal – there’s even <a href="http://twitter.com/suckforluck">a Twitter account</a> devoted to it – it’s very amusing to see the general NFL fan’s reaction to the idea that teams might tank some games to secure the guy every analyst this side of Mel Kiper’s phallic eagle swoop is calling the next John Elway.

MARK SANCHEZ

Joe Namath Thinks Plaxico Burress Is A Sissy

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We’re all a little bit better off when we have more Joe Namath in our lives, so it’s great that he sat down with <a href="http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/6910294/joe-namath-see-plaxico-burress-completing-season">ESPN New York</a> the other day to talk about the one thing that he knows better than anything else – hot skank poonany the New York Jets passing game.

Football

NFL Lockout Drawing To A Close

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So we're back to football.

Football

Things Kids Love: Dog Fighting, Accidentally Shooting Yourself

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Dungy hopes that NFL teams will take a chance on Burress.

MMA

Morning Links: I Really Don’t Care How Fat Gina Carano Has Gotten

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I can't claim to know a lot about women's mixed martial arts (except that as a sport, it is arguably creepier to enjoy than joshi), but Gina Carano always seems caught between fighting legitimacy and Anna Kournikovafication, where she's a naturally gifted athlete but people don't really care if she wins or not as long as she's around, because her torso is (was.

Football

Michael Vick Thinks Real Life is ‘The Longest Yard’

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Michael Vick wants the Philadelphia Eagles to sign Plaxico Burress.

guns

No Plaxico Burress In 2010

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Former Giants wideout and current guest of the State of New York Plaxico Burress was denied a work-release application, one which would have allowed him to suit up for the 2010 season.

NEW YORK GIANTS

Plaxico Still In Jail, Still Behaving Badly

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Plaxico Burress, that guy who caught the game-winning touchdown against the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII, is acting up in jail.

NEW YORK GIANTS

PLAXICO GOES TO JAIL

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Former NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress began his two-year prison sentence after surrendering himself to New York authorities this morning.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

PLAXICO HAS OUTSIDE, UM, SHOT AT A PARDON

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While former New York Giants wideout Plaxico Burress has received forgiveness for the person he shot in the leg in a New York City nightclub--himself.

guns

TWO YEARS

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Former New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress accepted a plea deal that will see him serve two years in jail for discharging a handgun within New York City limits nine months earlier.

MICHAEL VICK

VICK THROWS TO HIGH SCHOOLERS…NO, REALLY

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When I called Michael Vick the black Brett Favre last week, I was speaking (perhaps crudely) to the nature of his future--short on clues but long on speculation as to where his professional football career might resume (I'm still pulling for the UFL and then the CFL in 2010).

CINCINNATI BENGALS

BENGALS NEED TO SIGN PLAXICO IMMEDIATELY

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With <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/tank-johnson-arrives-at-bengals-headquarters.html">the signing of Tank Johnson</a> and Leon Hall's DUI, the Bengals have sent a message to the entire league.

jay cutler

NFL SUCK-OFF: CUTLER, CONDO, AND THE CASE

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So Jay Cutler, upset about the fact that the Broncos were planning to trade him, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AsLYV14cX7yDj7L9HW_ltZ45nYcB?slug=cr-cutlertrade033109&prov=yhoo&type=lgns">is now asking for the Broncos to plan on trading him</a>.

NEW YORK GIANTS

PLAX’S NIGHT: TURKEY, TEQUILA, & STRIPPERS

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New details about the evening Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg have emerged, and if you were betting that Plax and teammates Antonio Pierce and Ahmad Bradshaw began the evening at the Metropolitan Opera, well, bad news.

Michael Bloomberg

BLOOMBERG GOING BATSH-T OVER PLAXICO

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Meanwhile, back in Gotham , New York City mayor and former presidential non-candidate Michael Bloomberg is nearly losing his mind trying to get Plaxico Burress in jail, as illegally carrying a loaded handgun carries a mandatory 42-month prison sentence if convicted.

DOUCHEBAGS

SURPRISE, SPORTS AGENTS ARE DICKS

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Last night's Houston-Jacksonville game blew ass, but it was at least interesting because Drew Rosenhaus -- Plaxico Burress's agent -- showed up for a booth interview at halftime.


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