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Packin’ Pistols Plaxico!

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By now, you've been more than debriefed in the last incident in the neverending saga that his Plaxico Burress' 2008 season.

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BLOOMBERG GOING BATSH-T OVER PLAXICO

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Meanwhile, back in Gotham , New York City mayor and former presidential non-candidate Michael Bloomberg is nearly losing his mind trying to get Plaxico Burress in jail, as illegally carrying a loaded handgun carries a mandatory 42-month prison sentence if convicted.

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SURPRISE, SPORTS AGENTS ARE DICKS

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Last night's Houston-Jacksonville game blew ass, but it was at least interesting because Drew Rosenhaus -- Plaxico Burress's agent -- showed up for a booth interview at halftime.

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EVERYONE’S A JACKASS

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The big buzz this morning is outrage/glee -- depending on your rooting interests -- that the Boston Globe was so brazen as to begin pre-selling a book about the Patriots' undefeated championship season that culminated in a Super Bowl XLII victory that hasn't happened yet.

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PLAXICO BURRESS = RODNEY DANGERFIELD

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New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress left The Bliss, a hot club in Clifton NJ, in a huff last Wednesday night:Sources say New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress insulted female patrons there and "left the club without paying his $2,000 tab.

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PLAXICO BURRESS BLEW OFF SOME STEAM

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Plaxico Burress sought comfort for the Giants' loss -- or maybe he was celebrating not playing like dogshit -- by partying on Sunday night after getting elimintaed from the playoffs.


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