2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Kris Humphries Is The Biggest Jerk Ever

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The other day I was at Publix, purchasing my daily requirements of condoms and bacon when I saw the latest tabloid rags bagging on the Kardashian Klan for what we all knew was the fakest marriage since Liza Minelli and David Guest.

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Basketball Is Gone Forever, So Watch This Soccer Guy F**k Up A Lambeau Leap

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I guess the yelling GOAAAAAAAAAL thing is the best part of being a soccer announcer, but I feel like if I watched a guy try to jump into the stands and end up trapped in a field-side bush I'd stop screaming for a second and say something about it.

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Las Vegas Used To Be Better Than This

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I think the best part of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce from Kris Humphries is that we’re pretty much done ever having to mention Humphries again.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

So… Does Anyone Miss The NBA Yet?

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  Instead of attending what should have been the Orlando Magic’s season opener last night, I laid on the couch and caught up on my DVR and then watched the new "South Park" (I thought it was pretty bad until Polly Prissypants pooped herself, which totally saved it).

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.


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