Well, THAT was quick.
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Well, THAT was quick.
Josh Marks, a 7'2" Season 3 contestant on Fox's "MasterChef," was arrested after he punched a police officer and claimed Gordon Ramsay possessed his body.
In what appears to be an East coast version of Showtime's "Weeds," a suburban mom has been charged with running a multi-million dollar marijuana operation.
This is supposed to be a picture of a 40-person girls softball brawl.
In a case of real life mimicking "Breaking Bad," a Massachusetts tutor suffering from stage III cancer was arrested in a meth bust.
A Kentucky man broke into a supermarket, went through 57 cans of whipped cream, ate six steaks, and soiled himself before police found him in the morning. USA! USA! USA!
A Canadian murderer who based his crimes on "Dexter" has been spending his sentence watching "Dexter" reruns in maximum security prison. Oh. Okay.
If you are looking for a story featuring an ice cream truck driver calling his competitor and shouting "I own this town," I have good news for you.
An "X Factor" contestant has been arrested after stealing a car after his audition and leading police on a high speed chase. "Fast 6" opens May 24.
Put another hole in your childhood. The voice of Charlie Brown faces up to three years in jail for stalking and threatening his ex and her plastic surgeon.
A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly stealing an iPad and "Breaking Bad" script from Bryan Cranston. The script has not been recovered.
Don't like reading horrible stories about former sports celebrities molesting children.
In a very odd case of life imitating "Justified," a fugitive from up north was recently apprehended in Harlan County after over a decade on the run.
Thing that actually happened: A British man named Barton Simpson appeared in front of a judge named Recorder Burns. Bart Simpson. Mr. Burns.
A man wanted for a Maryland carjacking led police on a high-speed chase and crashed his van into a river. Also, he was naked.
On Wendesday, we shared with you the story of a Catholic high school baseball coach who pretended to be a lady on Facebook to get naked pictures of his players.
Sarah Jones is a 27-year-old former Bengals cheerleader and teacher who admitted to sleeping with a 17-year-old student in exchange for a sentence that included no jail time and would not require her to register as a sex offender, and then walked hand-in-hand out of the courthouse with the now 18-year-old young man who has since become her boyfriend, which is all another way of saying GUESS WHO'S GETTING A REALITY SHOW?
Read about 106-year-old Old Man McGumbus, who took down a Bengal tiger with his belt, in the police blotter section of "Dan's Hamptons."
Ochocinco and Terrell Owens got together at some point during the winter, shotgunned a marathon of 'Necessary Roughness' and decided they could get their shit together and have a Diva Wide Receiver Renaissance.
[stops sweeping chimney] 'Allo dere, guvnah.