VANS

Naked Man Drives Van Into River After A High-Speed Chase, Waves Underwear Over Head

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A man wanted for a Maryland carjacking led police on a high-speed chase and crashed his van into a river. Also, he was naked.

wrestling

Teacher Etiquette Update: Don’t Smoke Pot Under The Bleachers At A Wrestling Tournament

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On Wendesday, we shared with you the story of a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/02/sorry-high-school-baseball-players-this-is-what-your-internet-girlfriend-really-looks-like" target="_blank">Catholic high school baseball coach who pretended to be a lady on Facebook to get naked pictures of his players</a>.

SARAH JONES

The Bengals Cheerleader Who Admitted To Sleeping With A High School Student Might Be Getting A Reality Show

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Sarah Jones is a 27-year-old former Bengals cheerleader and teacher who admitted to sleeping with a 17-year-old student in exchange for a sentence that included no jail time and would not require her to register as a sex offender, and then walked hand-in-hand out of the courthouse with the now 18-year-old young man who has since become her boyfriend, which is all another way of saying GUESS WHO'S GETTING A REALITY SHOW?

POLICE BLOTTER

The Greatest Police Blotter Report Ever

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Read about 106-year-old Old Man McGumbus, who took down a Bengal tiger with his belt, in the police blotter section of "Dan's Hamptons."

#NFL

The Dolphins Don't Think Ochocinco Should've Gotten Fired For Bloodying His Wife In A Condoms Fight

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Ochocinco and Terrell Owens got together at some point during the winter, shotgunned a marathon of 'Necessary Roughness' and decided they could get their shit together and have a Diva Wide Receiver Renaissance.

POTPOURRI OF GADGETS

The Guy Fieri Stolen Lamborghini Story Keeps Getting Better Somehow

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Two days ago, we brought you the news that Guy Fieri's stolen Lamborghini <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/05/the-ballad-of-guy-fieris-lamborghini">had been recovered</a> in a storage locker belonging to a 17-year-old high school student who was also suspected of trying to kill two of his classmates by shooting at them from the back of a speeding motorcycle.

#NFL

Update: Junior Seau Is Dead

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According to a continually updating report from <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/02/junior-seau-shooting-police/" target="_blank">TMZ.com</a>, former San Diego Chargers linebacker and NFL 1990s All-Decade Team member Junior Seau has been involved in a possible shooting and may be dead.

#MLB

The Dugout Opening Days '12: Detroit Tigers

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Or, "Dude, yer gettin' arrested for a hate crime".

#MLB

The Dugout Opening Days '12: Baltimore Orioles

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He's not technically a Baltimore Oriole anymore, but when the O's disassociate themselves from you you're an Oriole until proven otherwise.

The Masters

Police To Masters Thief: 'Sand And Deliver'

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This 40-year old guy was arrested at the Masters on Sunday.

#UFC

Alistair Overeem Charged With Beating Woman, Possibly Into Retirement

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Breaking news courtesy of <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/31/alistair-overeem-battery-charged/" target="_blank">TMZ</a>: UFC superstar Alistair Overeem -- the guy who beat Brock Lesnar into retirement -- has been charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly attacking a woman in a Vegas hotel earlier this month.

#NFL

That Smith Cray

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Brace yourself for shocking news: a rich, popular 22-year old went out partying and made an irresponsible life decision.

#Christmas

Getting Recognized: The Best Way To Avoid Being Murdered On Christmas

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I'm not sure I could recognize Philadelphia 76ers guard Lou Williams if he passed me on the street, so it's good news that I wasn't the guy who tried to rob him on Christmas Eve.

#NFL

Rolando McClain’s Arrest Photo Is Epic, Awful

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This part is supposed to be <a href="http://blog.sfgate.com/raiders/2011/12/01/raiders-mcclain-arrested-in-shooting/?tsp=1">the story</a>: Raiders starting middle linebacker Rolando McClain has been arrested in his hometown of Decatur, Alabama, for allegedly assaulting an individual, holding a gun to his head and firing a shot next to his ear.

UTAH JAZZ

Shawn Bradley Stolen From (Again)

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As Eric Freeman of the excellent <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie">Ball Don't Lie</a> points out, there are positive and negative aspects to being 7-foot-6.

SASSY DUDES ARE THE BEST

This Guy Rules

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This video (NSFW audio) is from behind-the-scenes footage of some show called "People Behaving Badly" or something.


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