#Taylor Swift

For $2,500, You Can Sit Next To A Member Of Congress At A Taylor Swift Concert

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Some members of Congress will be fundraising at an upcoming Taylor Swift's concert, because there is no better place to discuss policy than at a Taylor Swift concert.

The Internet

Senator Dianne Feinstein Wants ‘The Anarchist Cookbook’ To Be ‘Removed From The Internet’

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Some of our politicians understand what the Internet is and how it works. Dianne Feinstein is not one of them.

Heroes

A British Politician Has Admitted To Favoriting A Porn Site, Saying ‘I Am A Man Of The World’

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“I am a man of the world. I wouldn’t deny that sort of thing. I think we should not be too sanctimonious about this." -A porn-loving hero.

justin harris

A Politician Gave His Adopted Daughters To A Rapist Because He Thought They Were Possessed

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Arkansas state representative Justin Harris gave away his two adopted daughters because he believed them to be possessed by demons.

bands vs. politicians

Dropkick Murphys To Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker: ‘We Literally Hate You’

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Dropkick Murphys responded with some serious vitriol when they learned that Scott Walker used their hit cover song, 'Shipping Up to Boston.'

belle knox

A Politician Followed Duke Porn Star Belle Knox On Twitter, But Says He Got Hacked

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In other countries, heads of state have mistresses and do weird sex stuff and it isn't a scandal, because people understand that politics naturally attracts emotionally needy love-me-daddy sociopaths.

SLEAZY POLITICIANS

Watch The Mayor Of A Korean Town Get Egged Because He Relocated Its Baseball Team

In Korea, if you move the baseball team, you're likely to get eggs thrown at you.

rick perry

Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.

#Facebook

A Politician Will Pay $100K For ‘Sex Videos’ Of Reviled Wild Animal-Killing Cheerleader Kendall Jones

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A crazy politician will offer a cool $100,000 to see Kendall Jones in the nude.

VANCE MCALLISTER

Congressman Vance McAllister Was Busted Cheating On His Wife And He’s Super Sorry

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Louisiana Congressman Vance McAllister was caught on surveillance video kissing a woman who works as his district scheduler.

#video games

Leland Yee, Crusader Against Video Game Violence, Has Been Arrested For Selling Real Guns

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Leland Yee is the latest moral crusading politician to be proven a hypocrite in hilarious fashion...

THAT'S A BURN

Today In Important Political Lessons: You Can't Offer NCAA Tournament Tickets For Campaign Donations

Kansas Rep. Tim Huelskamp brewed up a little bipartisan and college feuding over the NCAA Tournament after he tried to give away tickets for donations.

POLITICIANS

If Peeing Your Pants During A Campaign Speech Is Cool, Then Consider Juan Manuel Santos Miles Davis

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During a speech to launch his re-election campaign, Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos didn't slow down as he wet the front of his khakis.

TEXAS

A Stupid Rule Is Keeping An Adorable Dog From Running For Mayor In Texas

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A man was trying to get his Westie on the ballot for the mayoral election in Irving, Texas, but some anti-dog rules are keeping it from happening.

WASHINGTON D.C.

Some Of America’s Most Powerful Politicians Live In A Rat-Infested Frat House For Old Men In D.C.

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Remember college? Yeah, well, three of the most powerful people on Capitol Hill can't get enough of it, apparently.

TEXAS

An Old White Man Won An Election In Texas By Pretending To Be Black

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Here's one way to win an election: be a white guy and pretend to be black.

vibrators

Federal Employees Can Now Get Free Vibrators During This Government Shutdown

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The folks at vibrators.com are offering federal employees free vibrators during the government shutdown.

THEY TOOK ER JERBS

London’s Brent Council Is Replacing Its Receptionists With A Hologram Named Shanice

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The council of London's borough of Brent is replacing human receptionists with a hologram that has a limited ability to answer questions.


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