Posts Tagged: POLITICIANS

cheaters

Congressman Vance McAllister Was Busted Cheating On His Wife And He’s Super Sorry

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Louisiana Congressman Vance McAllister was caught on surveillance video kissing a woman who works as his district scheduler.

Moral Crusades

Leland Yee, Crusader Against Video Game Violence, Has Been Arrested For Selling Real Guns

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Leland Yee is the latest moral crusading politician to be proven a hypocrite in hilarious fashion...

2014 NCAA TOURNAMENT

Today In Important Political Lessons: You Can't Offer NCAA Tournament Tickets For Campaign Donations

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Kansas Rep. Tim Huelskamp brewed up a little bipartisan and college feuding over the NCAA Tournament after he tried to give away tickets for donations.

COLOMBIA

If Peeing Your Pants During A Campaign Speech Is Cool, Then Consider Juan Manuel Santos Miles Davis

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During a speech to launch his re-election campaign, Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos didn't slow down as he wet the front of his khakis.

local news

A Stupid Rule Is Keeping An Adorable Dog From Running For Mayor In Texas

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A man was trying to get his Westie on the ballot for the mayoral election in Irving, Texas, but some anti-dog rules are keeping it from happening.

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Some Of America’s Most Powerful Politicians Live In A Rat-Infested Frat House For Old Men In D.C.

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Remember college? Yeah, well, three of the most powerful people on Capitol Hill can't get enough of it, apparently.

POLITICIANS

An Old White Man Won An Election In Texas By Pretending To Be Black

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Here's one way to win an election: be a white guy and pretend to be black.

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Federal Employees Can Now Get Free Vibrators During This Government Shutdown

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The folks at vibrators.com are offering federal employees free vibrators during the government shutdown.

BAD IDEAS

London’s Brent Council Is Replacing Its Receptionists With A Hologram Named Shanice

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The council of London's borough of Brent is replacing human receptionists with a hologram that has a limited ability to answer questions.

Nina Siakhali Moradi

Was This Female Iranian Politician’s Election Overturned Because She’s Too Pretty?

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After an Iranian woman was elected to her city's council, she was inexplicably denied the job and some people believe it's because she's too pretty.

CRACK COCAINE

The Man Who Tried To Sell The Video Of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Has Been Arrested

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Mohamed Siad, one of the men who tried to sell a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack, was arrested in a massive raid back in June.

cable news

Video: MSNBC’s Thomas Roberts Called Anthony Weiner’s Sexting Partner ‘Batsh*t’

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MSNBC's Thomas Roberts, while speaking about Anthony Weiner's most recent sexting partner, referred to Sydney Leathers as 'batsh*t' on air.

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Of Course People Want To Know If Eliot Spitzer Is Having Sex With Prostitutes Again

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Thanks to Anthony Weiner's latest batch of lewd messages, people are asking Eliot Spitzer if he's been canoodling with any escorts since his scandal.

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Spirit Airlines Took A Shot At Anthony Weiner Again With Another Zany Ad

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Just like in 2011, Spirit Airlines has launched an ad campaign that makes fun of Anthony Weiner's latest extramarital online affairs.

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VIDEO: Anthony Weiner — AKA ‘Carlos Danger’ — Is Sorry About Sending Lewd Messages. Again.

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New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner -- aka "Carlos Danger" -- got caught with his pants down. Again.

GEORGES ST-PIERRE

Georges St-Pierre Vs. Johny Hendricks Booked For UFC's 20th Anniversary Show

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The UFC has started announcing the details of its super spectacular, mega awesome 20th anniversary event on November 16, and the good news right out of the gates is that we’re finally going to see Johny Hendricks <a href="http://www.mmaweekly.com/report-georges-st-pierre-vs-johny-hendricks-at-ufc-167-to-serve-as-20th-anniversary-show" target="_blank">get his shot at Georges St-Pierre and the UFC Welterweight Championship</a>.

AWKWARD WHITE PEOPLE

Behold The Glorious History Of Politicians Making Awkward Rap References

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There is nothing on Earth more awful, yet more amusing than politicians quoting rap lyrics.

POLITICIANS

Europe Is Trying To Ban Pornography

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On Wednesday, the European Parliament approved a new bill that effectively eliminates gender stereotypes in the media, which is bad news for Italian weathermen who refer to giant storms as “spicy meat-a-balls”.

BAD IDEAS

European Politicians Block Emails From Citizens Irate Over Proposed Porn Ban

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Remember the European Union porn ban? Apparently elected officials are taking the "LA LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" approach to citizen comments on the topic.

KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUT OF MY SPORTS

South Dakota Lawmaker Calls MMA The ‘Child Porn Of Sports’ In Worst Analogy Of 2013

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As always, I apologize in advance for splashing politics into your sports bourbon, but we can’t go a full business week lately without a politician trying to act like he’s a sports expert.


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