#TRUE BLOOD

‘True Blood’ Got Exactly What It Wanted In A Response From Ted Cruz

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After this week's 'True Blood' featured the Yakuza raiding a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, the Republican senator responded with a sick burn.

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Allow The Tea Party Insult Generator To Waste Several Hours Of Your Lives

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The Tea Party Insult Generator uses actual insults left on John Boehner's Facebook page to create fresh, new insults.

#UFC

South Dakota Lawmaker Calls MMA The ‘Child Porn Of Sports’ In Worst Analogy Of 2013

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As always, I apologize in advance for splashing politics into your sports bourbon, but we can’t go a full business week lately without a politician trying to act like he’s a sports expert.

TAKE YOUR POLITICS AND SHOVE IT

That New Fiscal Cliff Deal Includes A Ton Of Tax Breaks For New NASCAR Tracks

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Politicians are the worst people on this planet, so it shouldn’t have surprised people this morning when news leaked of the sordid inclusions in the fiscal cliff deal, <a href="http://widget.uproxx.com/b/2/http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/02/from-nascar-to-rum-the-10-weirdest-parts-of-the-fiscal-cliff-deal/">from a heavier rum tax on Puerto Rico to financing Goldman Sachs’ new headquarters</a>.

#Twitter

The Kids At The Spencer Hawes Basketball Camp Are Getting Ripped Off

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Ugh, I’m so sorry, you guys, but I’m really pissed off so we’re going to talk about politics for just a second.

POLITICS SUCK

President Obama Picks North Carolina To Win The NCAA Tournament

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For the fourth consecutive year, ESPN <a href="http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/tournament/2012/story/_/id/7684679/ncaa-tournament-2012-president-barack-obama-picks-north-carolina-win-ncaa-title">sent its bracket guru Andy Katz to the White House</a> to get President Obama's pick for the NCAA TournamWHY'S HE PICKIN BASKETBALL GAMES WHEN WURR AT WAR.

#ARCHER

As A Thank You, Here Are Baby Sloths Being Swaddled (Plus Morning Links)

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Seriously though, big ups to Biggie Smalls <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/">Danger Guerrero</a> for filling in yesterday so I could enjoy my birthday.

POLITICS SUCK

Can We Pick Duke? Yes, We Can

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For the third straight year, President of These United States Barack Obama has filled out an NCAA tournament bracket, picking number one seeds Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh to make the men's Final Four.

POLITICS SUCK

ROY JONES WILL NOT GET A RON PAUL TATTOO

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Republican Ron Paul's viral presidential campaign hit a snag when Roy Jones Jr <a href="http://www.lasvegassun.com/blogs/early-line/2008/jan/16/no-bang-pauls-buck/" target="_blank">refused to get a "Ron Paul for President" tattoo</a> on his back for Saturday's bout with Felix Trinidad.


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